Funny stories!!!!

[PhotoJenic]

Okay, so I like funny stories as do most people! I've searched for a thread like this but I didn't come across any so here it goes...

Got a funny story share it!

I have two right now...

One of them was back on June 13th when I went to go see Mika in Boston. My friend and I finally got there and I was reading the Mapquest directions to him. We didn't find the road that we were supposed to be on so we started to drive around. Eventually we came to a stop light and I read farther down the directions to see if I could find any of the other street names. I looked up and spotted one of the streets that we were supposed to take so we went down it. We didn't know if we were going in the right direction or not. As it turns out we were. I was staring out the window at Fenway Park because I don't think I've ever seen in before and as it turns out my friend was staring at a hot guy that was walking by... soooo we missed our turn. He picked on me because I was staring at the park rather than a guy. :naughty: Finally we found out where the Avalon was then our next mission was to find a place to park. Let me just put it this way, we went past this Hong Kong Cafe place at least 5 times after. :doh:


Story number 2 just happened the other day. I never worked at my job until closing and it was different because eventually no one except for us workers were there. There were boxes and stuff everywhere, it was just pretty different. Finally we got an announcement about how sales were up and blah blah blah and that we could leave but I was trying to finish up what I was doing. When I went to leave I walked up to the automatic doors and it wouldn't open. I figured that they locked them so that no one could sneak back in. I tried to go out the push doors but they wouldn't open either. I tried every door there and eventually I just had to wander around the store until I found someone. I felt so stupid saying, "uh.... how do I get out of here?"
I now know that next time we get an announcement to leave you leave THEN or else you'll get locked it. :roftl:

Your turn! :biggrin2:

[Mesa_Angel]

haha, cute stories.

I'm not sure if this is funny, but it's the only memory that is funny without being perverted at the same time (if you want, I can ramble off all the perverted funnies I have stored in meh head <3)

Alright. So first you need to know that I always do weird things. Example one: if something 'cute' or memorable happens I will snap a picture with my invisible camera saying "Kodak Moment :biggrin2: " I'm lame. I also, if I'm making a 'mental note' I'll actually pretend to scribble on my left hand with an invisible pen. Ha, I know. Well I was at a meeting for a group we were doing. To save further explanations, we were brainstorming plot ideas for a short-play we had to put on. It was established I was playing the doctor. A guy in the group (Matt) said "How about she's two-faced? You know, one-side of the face a man and the other side is a woman. Oh, and at the end I can split her in half with a chainsaw!" I laugh nervously and act out my 'mental note' saying, "note to self: stay away from Matt with a chainsaw..."
Everyone burst into laughter...and no one really ever laughed at that before >.< So I asked what was funny, and they explained how odd it was and the supervisors of the group urged us to put it the story :naughty:

There are many funny moments from that group >.< Sadly, all the rest are perverted...

[buttnugget040]

are we forbidden to tell perverted funny stories?:blink:

[Mesa_Angel]

are we forbidden to tell perverted funny stories?:blink:

I wasn't sure if anyone wanted to hear them >.< Some are pretty...hmm...bad....like my 8th Grade Rec.....it was terribly funny >__<

[buttnugget040]

I wasn't sure if anyone wanted to hear them >.< Some are pretty...hmm...bad....like my 8th Grade Rec.....it was terribly funny >__<

ok well then i have a story!
On my ex-bestfriends birthday party we were looking out her window.My friend cheyanna said she could see the screen saver on their computer. Then my sister was glancing up at the master bedroom window, the shades were open. I heard her go "OH.MY.GOD! sara look ." i rushed up to the window and i saw the neighbors in action! :puking: And let me tell you it wasn't pleasant! I ran away from the window but my sister was still gazing into their window ! :das: then the guy got up and walked infront of the window!NAKED! Glad i wasn't at the window lol.Well i still laugh about it to this day! lol

[norwalk174]

ok well then i have a story!
On my ex-bestfriends birthday party we were looking out her window.My friend cheyanna said she could see the screen saver on their computer. Then my sister was glancing up at the master bedroom window, the shades were open. I heard her go "OH.MY.GOD! sara look ." i rushed up to the window and i saw the neighbors in action! :puking: And let me tell you it wasn't pleasant! I ran away from the window but my sister was still gazing into their window ! :das: then the guy got up and walked infront of the window!NAKED! Glad i wasn't at the window lol.Well i still laugh about it to this day! lol

:roftl: :roftl: :roftl: sucks to be you! hahahaha:roftl:

[buttnugget040]

:roftl: :roftl: :roftl: sucks to be you! hahahaha:roftl:

LOL well thanks for the support ! lol :roftl:

[Mesa_Angel]

ok well then i have a story!
On my ex-bestfriends birthday party we were looking out her window.My friend cheyanna said she could see the screen saver on their computer. Then my sister was glancing up at the master bedroom window, the shades were open. I heard her go "OH.MY.GOD! sara look ." i rushed up to the window and i saw the neighbors in action! :puking: And let me tell you it wasn't pleasant! I ran away from the window but my sister was still gazing into their window ! :das: then the guy got up and walked infront of the window!NAKED! Glad i wasn't at the window lol.Well i still laugh about it to this day! lol
Lol, that is funny! :naughty:

FUNNY MEMORY: For my 7th Grade chorus trip, we went to Center Point. For the trip, we had to go to the motel change into our nice outfits then go to the buses again to sing for the competition (it's called Music in the Parks for anyone who knows what that is ^^). Yeah so we were waiting in the hallway to go to the buses and we were around the vending machines. One kid pointed out that in 'D1' there was condemns >.< Yeah, it's an inside joke for anyone who is in my chorus xD I can still go up to my friend Kellen, say that, and then get the 'PUPPIES' and yeah...I have code for everything >.<

[buttnugget040]

Lol, that is funny! :naughty:

FUNNY MEMORY: For my 7th Grade chorus trip, we went to Center Point. For the trip, we had to go to the motel change into our nice outfits then go to the buses again to sing for the competition (it's called Music in the Parks for anyone who knows what that is ^^). Yeah so we were waiting in the hallway to go to the buses and we were around the vending machines. One kid pointed out that in 'D1' there was condemns >.< Yeah, it's an inside joke for anyone who is in my chorus xD I can still go up to my friend Kellen, say that, and then get the 'PUPPIES' and yeah...I have code for everything >.<

OH GOD! lol since im young i dont have may stories to tell :thumbdown: but oh well!

[mel_tinydancer]

lol this one is kinda bad i'm warning you now.

so for a band trip several months ago we got to go to a college campus for a festival and spend a couple nights on campus and live like college kids. it was around valentines day. so in the main cafeteria area, they had this stand set up with a big sign that said "V-DAY" so we go up, and they had renamed valentines day, Vagina day. It was to support like womens sex health and stuff and they were selling all this vagina paraphenalia like buttons and bumperstickers and... vagina lollipops. i'm serious. i have pictures but i dont think you want to see them. So.. we bought many items at this little booth including several lollipops. After taking many funny pictures with the lollipops we continued to stick the lollipops in peoples bags when they weren't looking, including our band director who to say the least is like the 40-year-old-virgin. we're all sitting on the bus on the way home from dinner and he pulls it out of his bag and is like... "umm what is this?" and we were dying.... lol he probably figured it was me and my friends though, cause we were all covered head to toe in buttons and stickers lmao. My friend also put one in this kids bag who had a MAJOR crush on me is really creepy and wrote on the vagina lollipop "THIS VAGINA BELONGS TO MELISSA." So he comes up to me and he's like... "I found your vagina in my backpack." i seriously was about to kill my friends but i'm not gonna lie, looking back on it, it was really funny.

[Mesa_Angel]

OH GOD! lol since im young i dont have may stories to tell :thumbdown: but oh well!

Haha, I have lots more >.< I'm pretty young too...xD

[Mesa_Angel]

lol this one is kinda bad i'm warning you now.

so for a band trip several months ago we got to go to a college campus for a festival and spend a couple nights on campus and live like college kids. it was around valentines day. so in the main cafeteria area, they had this stand set up with a big sign that said "V-DAY" so we go up, and they had renamed valentines day, Vagina day. It was to support like womens sex health and stuff and they were selling all this vagina paraphenalia like buttons and bumperstickers and... vagina lollipops. i'm serious. i have pictures but i dont think you want to see them. So.. we bought many items at this little booth including several lollipops. After taking many funny pictures with the lollipops we continued to stick the lollipops in peoples bags when they weren't looking, including our band director who to say the least is like the 40-year-old-virgin. we're all sitting on the bus on the way home from dinner and he pulls it out of his bag and is like... "umm what is this?" and we were dying.... lol he probably figured it was me and my friends though, cause we were all covered head to toe in buttons and stickers lmao. My friend also put one in this kids bag who had a MAJOR crush on me is really creepy and wrote on the vagina lollipop "THIS VAGINA BELONGS TO MELISSA." So he comes up to me and he's like... "I found your vagina in my backpack." i seriously was about to kill my friends but i'm not gonna lie, looking back on it, it was really funny.

lol, that's so funny xD My friend's purse at the end of the year was old jean pants her sister stitched up. So, my friend Kellen (known perverted, fyi) would stick his hand in her purse during her science class and say "I have my hands in Emily's purse!" Yeahh.....yay for perverted times n.n

[PhotoJenic]

lol this one is kinda bad i'm warning you now.

so for a band trip several months ago we got to go to a college campus for a festival and spend a couple nights on campus and live like college kids. it was around valentines day. so in the main cafeteria area, they had this stand set up with a big sign that said "V-DAY" so we go up, and they had renamed valentines day, Vagina day. It was to support like womens sex health and stuff and they were selling all this vagina paraphenalia like buttons and bumperstickers and... vagina lollipops. i'm serious. i have pictures but i dont think you want to see them. So.. we bought many items at this little booth including several lollipops. After taking many funny pictures with the lollipops we continued to stick the lollipops in peoples bags when they weren't looking, including our band director who to say the least is like the 40-year-old-virgin. we're all sitting on the bus on the way home from dinner and he pulls it out of his bag and is like... "umm what is this?" and we were dying.... lol he probably figured it was me and my friends though, cause we were all covered head to toe in buttons and stickers lmao. My friend also put one in this kids bag who had a MAJOR crush on me is really creepy and wrote on the vagina lollipop "THIS VAGINA BELONGS TO MELISSA." So he comes up to me and he's like... "I found your vagina in my backpack." i seriously was about to kill my friends but i'm not gonna lie, looking back on it, it was really funny.

HAHAHAHAHA! Our school does the Vagina Monologues. I like it, it's funny, entertaining, informational, yet there are some sad stories though.

That was awesome. Gee, no wonder why the band teacher asked what that is! :wink2: I'm sorry but I couldn't help but to laugh about what the guy said to when he found the lollipop in his bag. I would have been slightly angry at my friends too - because you know how obsessive some guys can get! :wink2: You should have sang to that boy, "sucking too hard on your lollipop love is gonna get you down!"

I'm surprised this thread already has two pages! I didn't think anyone would post to it. :bleh: