DutchAnnie Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Hi I’m Mika. I’m standing next to my friends in my brand new sweater. Momma made it for me. Can you believe it … she had to use this much wool because I’m so tall. It’s my most favourite sweater ever. I will never take it off again. What do you mean ‘you don’t like my sweater’? Oh … you DO like my sweater … and you want one too. Wait … I’m gonna call Momma right away. Maybe she wants to make another sweater for you. I called Momma but she can’t make another sweater for you. She only has this much wool left. She’s going to use it to knit a pair of socks for me that fit with my sweater. I’m so happy. She’s the best mom ever. 5 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchAnnie Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Man: I'm jealous ... why don’t I have a sweater like that? Woman: I want to rip that sweater of his body. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchAnnie Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 You know … since I wear this sweater I feel so strange. From the moment I put my sweater on, my head started to itch. And my hands are itchy too … I just can’t stop scratching them. And when I take my sweater off I have bumps of this size all over my body. I wonder what’s wrong with me. Maybe I’d better call the doc. Can you believe my doc? He told me I have to stop wearing my sweater because I’m allergic to it. He’s insane. I’d better call Momma instead. I’m sure she knows what’s wrong with me. Momma told me the same thing. Well … she’s always right so I’d better take my sweater off then. She was right! This is SO much better! 8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikasister Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 You know … since I wear this sweater I feel so strange. From the moment I put my sweater on, my head started to itch. And my hands are itchy too … I just can’t stop scratching them. And when I take my sweater off I have bumps of this size all over my body. I wonder what’s wrong with me. Maybe I’d better call the doc. Can you believe my doc? He told me I have to stop wearing my sweater because I’m allergic to it. He’s insane. I’d better call Momma instead. I’m sure she knows what’s wrong with me. Momma told me the same thing. Well … she’s always right so I’d better take my sweater off then. She was right! This is SO much better! Wow 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyaboutmika Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Annie, I have ran out of positive votes today, but boy do I lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve your stories Especially when he has to take his sweater off 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We-Are-Golden Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Hahahaha I love it!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We-Are-Golden Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 'Ooh what a cute little fishy! Here fishy, fishy, fishy' 'OUCH!! WHAT KIND OF FISH IS THIS!?' 'Stupid fish. I hate fish. What are you laughing at?' 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchAnnie Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyaboutmika Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 (edited) Awesome fish story We-Are-Golden Edited November 26, 2016 by crazyaboutmika 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannekj Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 Omg Lollie, hahahhaha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We-Are-Golden Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 Awesome fish story We-Are-Golden Thanks. Omg Lollie, hahahhaha Never trust fish. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 And then Ronnie Barker says "No, fork handles" (probably only UK people will get this ) 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyaboutmika Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 And then Ronnie Barker says "No, fork handles" (probably only UK people will get this ) The pic in itself is really funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreams Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Ahahaha I'm so glad this threah is active again! Thanks everyone, you're so funny! Made my evening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lollolling Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Sooo Mika..... How's the book coming along? Let me find my fantastic beasts! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreams Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Let me find my fantastic beasts!OMG OMG OMG YES! I just had a major fangirl moment! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We-Are-Golden Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 SAME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyaboutmika Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Let me find my fantastic beasts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyaboutmika Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 (edited) Silver finger wagged me because I bumped a thread as I saw the tittle as on that cap , so I decided it belonged here I know I'm a bad bad girl It's "buttons" of course Edited March 24, 2017 by crazyaboutmika Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 God this is boring - I can't stop yawning Whoops - nearly nodded off there Time for drastic measures 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominika Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Oh gosh my back! I promise never to drag the piano by myself again! 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyaboutmika Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Just now, Dominika said: Oh gosh my back! I promise never to drag the piano by myself again! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 It always annoys me when we lose the pics in threads (not just here but in other threads too). We need more stuff in this thread! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Now I can't forget the lyrics 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominika Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Lemme correct my shirt and we can continue 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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