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Uncle John

 

He looks for joy in a strange place

In the pasture of a farm

near Amsterdam

Sees the look on the farmer's face

As his hand strokes the cow, so not done

 

Farmer says what the hell are you doing?

Dude, do you know that you're stroking my cow?

I think you need therapy

He gave him his card, but he ignored him

 

Oh, Uncle John

What you're doing

Isn't that kinda wrong?

'Cause I once tried it

But that wasn't going

That wasn't going so well

Oh, Uncle John

 

He looks for joy in a strange place

In the office of the RSPCA

in New York City

The look on the officer's face

When he's licking the face of a puppy

 

Well uncle I wanted to be like you

But the neighbours kept their pets inside

So I guess what you said isn't true

Animal lovin' is not what we do

 

Oh, Uncle John

What you're doing

Isn't that kinda wrong?

'Cause I once tried it

But that wasn't going

That wasn't going so well

Oh, Uncle John

 

Oh, Uncle John

What you're doing

Isn't that kinda wrong?

'Cause I once tried it

But that wasn't going

That wasn't going so well

 

When Mika took a break from twitter

At least our cats were save

So where is the love?

 

Oh, Uncle John

What you're doing

Isn't that kinda wrong?

'Cause I once tried it

But that wasn't going

That wasn't going so well

 

(Another day, another conviction)

Oh, Uncle John

(Hold on, and on, Hold on, and on)

'Cause I once tried it

(Another day, another conviction)

We hold on, and on

We hold on, and on

Oh, Uncle John

(Another day, another conviction)

We hold on, and on

We hold on, and on

(Another day, another conviction)

(I once tried it)

We hold on, and on

We hold on, and on

 

Oh, Uncle John

What you're doing

Isn't that kinda wrong?

'Cause I once tried it

But that wasn't going

That wasn't going so well

 

Uncle John

 

Ooh, ooh, ooh

 

Uncle John

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Uncle John

 

He looks for joy in a strange place

In the pasture of a farm

near Amsterdam

Sees the look on the farmer's face

As his hand strokes the cow, so not done

 

Farmer says what the hell are you doing?

Dude, do you know that you're stroking my cow?

I think you need therapy

He gave him his card, but he ignored him

 

Oh, Uncle John

What you're doing

Isn't that kinda wrong?

'Cause I once tried it

But that wasn't going

That wasn't going so well

Oh, Uncle John

 

He looks for joy in a strange place

In the office of the RSPCA

in New York City

The look on the officer's face

When he's licking the face of a puppy

 

Well uncle I wanted to be like you

But the neighbours kept their pets inside

So I guess what you said isn't true

Animal lovin' is not what we do

 

Oh, Uncle John

What you're doing

Isn't that kinda wrong?

'Cause I once tried it

But that wasn't going

That wasn't going so well

Oh, Uncle John

 

Oh, Uncle John

What you're doing

Isn't that kinda wrong?

'Cause I once tried it

But that wasn't going

That wasn't going so well

 

When Mika took a break from twitter

At least our cats were save

So where is the love?

 

Oh, Uncle John

What you're doing

Isn't that kinda wrong?

'Cause I once tried it

But that wasn't going

That wasn't going so well

 

(Another day, another conviction)

Oh, Uncle John

(Hold on, and on, Hold on, and on)

'Cause I once tried it

(Another day, another conviction)

We hold on, and on

We hold on, and on

Oh, Uncle John

(Another day, another conviction)

We hold on, and on

We hold on, and on

(Another day, another conviction)

(I once tried it)

We hold on, and on

We hold on, and on

 

Oh, Uncle John

What you're doing

Isn't that kinda wrong?

'Cause I once tried it

But that wasn't going

That wasn't going so well

 

Uncle John

 

Ooh, ooh, ooh

 

Uncle John

 

:lmfao:

 

there's something about those selfish farmers, isnt there? :aah:

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oh god!!! this thread is hilarious!!!!!:roftl::roftl:

one of the best ones here!!!!

i've not stopped laughing since the first page!!!!!:roftl::lmfao:

the lyrics?? amazing!!!! the pics? amazing too!:naughty::thumb_yello:

can't wait to have my copy!!!!!!!:teehee:

just a question....is Freddy gonna take so long (as Mika)to come to South America??:mf_rosetinted: as i've seen there's been some post asking him to go to Argentina, i thought he could go to Uruguay:blush-anim-cl:, who is next to Argentina....(one hour far away):fisch:

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oh god!!! this thread is hilarious!!!!!:roftl::roftl:

one of the best ones here!!!!

i've not stopped laughing since the first page!!!!!:roftl::lmfao:

the lyrics?? amazing!!!! the pics? amazing too!:naughty::thumb_yello:

can't wait to have my copy!!!!!!!:teehee:

just a question....is Freddy gonna take so long (as Mika)to come to South America??:mf_rosetinted: as i've seen there's been some post asking him to go to Argentina, i thought he could go to Uruguay:blush-anim-cl:, who is next to Argentina....(one hour far away):fisch:

 

Freddie will do you all and then do groupies:mf_rosetinted:

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I see me

 

I'm sitting across from me

And my reflection, is all I see

And I love it, damn I'm so beautiful

With hair, the only thing you do

Is wash it, not what I do

'Cause I don't, I don't have anything

 

Truth be told, my problem's old

I mean the world to me, but it leaves everyone cold

You could be nicer to me

And see what I see

That I see me

that I see me

that I see me

that I see

 

Conversations not me at all

Not necessary when all girls fall

in love with me, I'm talking 'bout everyone

Could it be you're wanting me

But your boyfriend doesn't agree

If it's so let me know

It's good for my ego

but I see me

but I see me

but I see me

but I see me

but I see me

 

I'm standing across from me (But I see me)

My reflection is all I want to see (But I see me)

I'm standing across from me (But I see me)

In my dreams I'm hot, but even more in reality (But I see me)

 

Truth be told, my problem's old

I mean the world to me, but it leaves everyone cold

You could be nicer to me

And see what I see

But I see me

but I see me

but I see me

but I see me

 

I'm standing across from me (But I see me)

My reflection is all I want to see (But I see me)

I'm standing across from me (But I see me)

In my dreams I'm hot, but even more in reality (But I see me)

I'm standing across from me (But I see me)

My reflection is all I want to see (But I see me)

I'm standing across from me (But I see me)

In my dreams I'm hot, but even more in reality (But I see me)

 

But I see me

But I see me

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:lmfao:

Drain is the best! :teehee:

What does Freddie's stage show look like and when/where will he be touring? :naughty:

 

It will be a psychotic hypnotic fantabulously amazing legendary show and he will be touring next year, starting in the UK in January, February and then in March in Europe.:mf_rosetinted:

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  • 5 months later...
don't you know there's a live session in dammy tomorrow? :mf_rosetinted:

 

a rumour says he'll be wearing a Mad Hatter fancy dress.........shhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Damn, i managed to have some days off for going to gigs from this Mika guy (know him maybe? Yes, he was the one with Grace Kelly), but why do i always have to work when the cool stuff happens?! :mf_rosetinted:

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