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hmmm PROPERTY is prehaps not the correct word

I have 2 copies so I was gonna give him one cos surely he'll read it if its that shocking looking lol. Also was gonna try get him to sign mine lmao. He wouldn't sign Holy Johnny's Chicken Tonight so I doubt he'll sign that but I'm gonna try lmao.

lmao you were so worked up and shocked you didnt read the small print girlie lmao

Who's to say ti sin;t the first draft before it goes to print in the morning? And The newspaper was "The Evening Gazette"

Ok ok so maybe it's not real but just wanted to give yaz all a scare My boss gave me this for Christmas with loads of true facts in (Obviously the fact Mika is my lover is true!) and local places and people's names and stuff. She sent in to "The Evening Gazette" what you cant see on here is a massive "MIKA'S SECRET LOVER EXPOSED" and "MIKA FINDS LOVER IN NORTON" and a pic I took at one of the gigs of him under the big skeleton that my boss found on my laptop lol and so you understand Fifi Lamarr is a character I recently played in a Murder Mystery production lol I'm gonna try get him to sign it in London lmao. Bet he won't. Y'all jealous?

Ok so for those of you don't know I teach children aged 3-7 dance, drama and singing at Stagecoach Theatre Arts. Ok so we've just started a new term and as usual theres the odd kid who cries from class to class having to leave their Mum and all and doing something new and scary. So last week, first day of term a little tiny girl aged just 4 comes in and starts crying, Theres me trying to console her and so we start dance anyway, doing our usual warmup to Grace Kelly. That kid shut up crying and was beaming She was dancing along and watching me singing all the words and then said she loves Mika and he is her favourite singer and she likes ALL his songs Her Mum was saying how great it was we used Mika cos the little girl was so scared but loves Mika. So this week we don't do dance first and she gets all upset, it comes to dance, Grace Kelly comes on and shes shaking her bum and beaming again Don't you love the fact Mika appeals to EVERYONE. Mika was the only thing that stopped this little girl crying. Thank you Mika for my making my job easier :D:D My principle said "How come you always use Grace Kelly for your warm ups" And she said "I just love the smile it puts on Vicky's face, 9am on a saturday and sunday morning it's the one thing that wakes her up and gets her jolly" .

Next gig I'm with you. the race is on. Especially since I've always made it to the front before you ha! On another note just cos your gettin no chicken...I mean parmo don't get p*ssy with me BOI! ps; GARLIC BREAD? GARLIC? BREAD?

Thank you for your concern freddie but my joints are in great working order - i guess you can't remember what it's like not to have to worry about them?

to be fair I've been doin my workout if I didn't stink then it wouldn't have done anything. Just cos your sat on your ass not walking nor feeding the dog!

this is getting uncannily like the yorkshire man Monty Python sketch

LMAO I only just noticed this

Anyone else noticed that enxt to the birthdays on the front page it actually sayus people's ages? lol. I mean, being 18 I obviously don't give a **** but for those in the upper regions of life lmao. Just a little observation for the coffin dodgers

Bless him he's just so sweet to us. Can't believe me n Mam arrived AFTER this had happened though...gutted.

Hi all just didn't know where to put this! Just saying Hi again and appologies for my dissapearance. On top of my dancing and stage school I have 4 jobs and christmas was a pretty manic time for me. Since the London gig was cancelled Its been manic. On top of that I managed to forget my bloody password and it refused ot let me try after the 5th time lol so I've reset it now and should be back on more New London dates here I come! ps; Freddie if your there I MIGHT bring you a parmo in a box though it might be cold and wee bit off by the time you get ti mmmmmm yummeh

can we have a bash at one someone else has already done? Cos I feel a Grace Kelly moment comin on but it's been nabbed

What WAS weird was after the Newcastle gig Me n Mam (Sparkly1) were walking to the car and a taxi drove past with Grace Kelly on full blast with the windows down so we started a street-night time - freak out!

Mika loves to play sweet melodies on his piano which makes you think that he must be on a magical stool that makes you fall when you understand the feeling that he expresses when he sings his amazing lyrics on stage and showing us his abs on stage and flashing us with his chicken suit while eating spaghetti and meatballs that his girlfriend made for him with love and lots of lovely tiny red hearts which are filled with our names and little messages of love and naughtyness especially the one made by Ceci which was censored because she was being vey explicit about chicken and Mika he liked the proposal but couldn't accept because she was underage and couldn't dance the way that Mika wanted her to because she was a better dancer when she was drunk and Mika is a bodypopping master, he

Stuck in The Middle for me please I think. How are we doing them? Just recording into computer? anyone got the backing tracks?

I LOVE the fact Mika just CANT wear NORMAL glasses lmao.

that is so so terrible

As beautiful as Mika is no matter what. His hair is a MASS thing for me. I have curly hair and I love boys with curly hair. I'd cry if he cut it me thinks. If boys weren't meant to have long hair it wouldn't grow!

bless him he's so damned good to us lot

How cute was Mika when he turned all bitchy miaw lmao he's so cute when he's pissy

It's called a treasure trail where I'm from