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  • Birthday 09/27/1991

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  1. my letter would be short and straight to the point. (because thats the type of person i am. short - 5 foot 1.5 inches and straight to the point:thumb_yello: ) Dear Mika H.P., I've resently read an article where you have stated that even fame cant take away the bad childhood experiences that make you feel ugly and well, trust me im no life coach but, YOU ARENT UGLY. in fact many of us feel you are handsome and hunky! Everyone has battle scares from life, some more then others, and we all handle it differently. i want you to know that you are an insparetion to many people who have to face the dread of being a teenager. we, well i, see you as a indevidual, someone who has stayed true to theirselves and it helps us do the same... -your a sexy man mika. dont question that. sinsirly, one of many MFCers
  2. OMG Have any of you guys read this??? he says hes ugly!!NUNCA!!! NO NO http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/live/live.html?in_article_id=504038&in_page_id=1889
  3. Marshmallowman Bojangles so he could turn back into a man,so Mika went to talk with Mashmallowman, he knocked the door and waited for a reply, but all he heard was really cheesy violin music and sobbing in the background so, then he oppened the door and saw Marshmallowman in a dark corner, crying, because appparently he had misplaced his ray-ban wayfarersbut mika didn't care and demanded for help, which irritated Mr. Marshamallowman Bojangles, causing him to take out his lightsaber and threaten to kill him, but Glowstick and Ceci got there in time, they took out their lightsabers as well and gave one to Mika, and they defeated the Marshmallowman and stole his super gender-changing pills, so "thank you girls" Mika said and gave a kiss on the cheek to each one, so he took the pills and changed back into a man, and realized that he had left Melanie with those 45 chocolate cakes and asked the girls if they wanted to come with him where Melanie was, so they agreed, but when they arrived at the Butterfly Lounge they couldn't find Melanie anywhere, Mika felt disapointed so instead he invited the girls for a drink at his house, and they had a big party which was interrupted by a phone call from Melanie, who was very angry because Mika left her waiting "I'm sorry, we looked for you and you weren't there"he said "we?" said Melanie, "Yes," replied Mika, "Glow, Ceci, and I", Melanie sighed, "Well, I'm right here!", Mika rolled his eyes, "Riiiight," he giggled, "Let me guess, you've become a Big Girl after having those 45 cakes?" Melanie gasped, "HOW'D YOU KNOW?" , "I have psychic powers you know"he said and giggled "why don't you come over and join us for party?"he asked, and Melanie agreed, but we began to get complaints from the neighbors about all the noise, so Mika told them to f**k off and they called the police, but then Darth Vader came again into view and tried to crash the party but we luckily made him go away, melanie came to the house , but the cops crashed the party and took Mika away, so of course a plan was hatched to break his Mikaness from prison, Melanie called her friend MANA and together they blasted Mika's music outside of the jail until all the guards came out to dance and then melanie snuck inside and freed Mika who ended up twisting his ankle, getting caught inbetween the bars but luckily Mana and Melanie knew first aid, so they gave him mouth to mouth and braced his ankle with a pink tensor bandage until Revica came along and told them they where doing it all wrong, so she showed them how to correctly give mouth-to-mouth until Mika, who was never actually unconscious in the first, place, exclaimed " I AM BEOWULF" and that was the queue for the big giant green putrid vomitous beast to come into view, and mika's ankle was repaired and he grew even more muscles than he has now and he was totally ripped and buff and sexy but, before Buff Mika could go out and show his sexiness he had to save the world from the muffin man who was terrorizing
  4. Marshmallowman Bojangles so he could turn back into a man,so Mika went to talk with Mashmallowman, he knocked the door and waited for a reply, but all he heard was really cheesy violin music and sobbing in the background so, then he oppened the door and saw Marshmallowman in a dark corner, crying, because appparently he had misplaced his ray-ban wayfarersbut mika didn't care and demanded for help, which irritated Mr. Marshamallowman Bojangles, causing him to take out his lightsaber and threaten to kill him, but Glowstick and Ceci got there in time, they took out their lightsabers as well and gave one to Mika, and they defeated the Marshmallowman and stole his super gender-changing pills, so "thank you girls" Mika said and gave a kiss on the cheek to each one, so he took the pills and changed back into a man, and realized that he had left Melanie with those 45 chocolate cakes and asked the girls if they wanted to come with him where Melanie was, so they agreed, but when they arrived at the Butterfly Lounge they couldn't find Melanie anywhere, Mika felt disapointed so instead he invited the girls for a drink at his house, and they had a big party which was interrupted by a phone call from Melanie, who was very angry because Mika left her waiting "I'm sorry, we looked for you and you weren't there"he said "we?" said Melanie, "Yes," replied Mika, "Glow, Ceci, and I", Melanie sighed, "Well, I'm right here!", Mika rolled his eyes, "Riiiight," he giggled, "Let me guess, you've become a Big Girl after having those 45 cakes?" Melanie gasped, "HOW'D YOU KNOW?" , "I have psychic powers you know"he said and giggled "why don't you come over and join us for party?"he asked, and Melanie agreed, but we began to get complaints from the neighbors about all the noise, so Mika told them to f**k off and they called the police, but then Darth Vader came again into view and tried to crash the party but we luckily made him go away, melanie came to the house , but the cops crashed the party and took Mika away, so of course a plan was hatched to break his Mikaness from prison, Melanie called her friend MANA and together they blasted Mika's music outside of the jail until all the guards came out to dance and then melanie snuck inside and freed Mika who ended up twisting his ankle, getting caught inbetween the bars but luckily Mana and Melanie knew first aid, so they gave him mouth to mouth and braced his ankle with a pink tensor bandage until Revica came along and told them they where doing it all wrong, so she showed them how to correctly give mouth-to-mouth until Mika, who was never actually unconscious in the first, place, exclaimed " I AM BEOWULF"
  5. well. this makes me feel very green wit envy!!! btw, i know hes roman cathlic and all and i am to but, wtf is up with the rosery? is it somesort of statement? should i start wearing mine??? and those beads look nice. at first i thought htey were to girlly but now that i look and see better i think their perfect and ethnic looking (like form some exsotic island...wonder if they have a story...)
  6. ahh! i found it! and oh my gollie thats funny as hell! :roftl: girl: dreams for 2008? mika: umm, reneia zelwiger.. i also love the whole ebay half eaten sandwitches bit...oh my mika is funny...
  7. OMG OMG the movie with mika and leg and grannie hair wont show on my computer!!! i have a macbook and idk but quick someone please put that badboy on youtube or something befor i have a heart attack!!! i want to see mika wit his leg in the air danm it!
  8. mellody u are my idol!!! thank you oh so much...and danm mika is fine!!! i realy realy realy want a hug from him now!!! i wonder if i politely asked him to remove the cloth garment form his torso what would he say...hmm...guess i'll just have to find out.
  9. i think its funny they share closths...probly cheeper too:thumb_yello:
  10. its a bit naughty but Candy by the The Pack is a good song....and lollipop song by some old lady form the 60s (check itunes...)
  11. you can tell mika was like "omg. wtf. is he for real?"...then the interveiwer was still unsure and was like "ok thats the end of this"....oh my i realy wish i was there to find out his facial exprestion....it might have bin like....
  12. ah..beat me to it! well, buenos noche! hasta manana....
  13. i'll see if i can find it but, i saw the comerical a while ago...i remember cause i was screamming "OMG MIKA MIKA MIKA" and my compodres were looking at me like i was on crack or something
  14. english is one of the hardest languages...its bin bastarized so much that its not true to itself...there are all kind of rules that are broken and all kind of words that shouldnt be the way they are....its realy confusing.....like silent letters and dont even gett me started on grammar!
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