willywonka

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Would any of you dear mods resize my new siggie coz i cant seem to recall how to do it? Thanks...

M: Karl, as i know u're blind as a bat i'll let u know where everything is...There's the stage... KL: Where? Where? M: And this is a microphone... KL: If you say so...It seems like a cucumber to me... KL: I need to pee, where's the loo??? KL: While i was peeing, i thought about having a bag with your name on it... M: A wallet or a purse? KL: Whatevah... M: Only if it has manly angles, otherwise no deal... Mika: Bet you've got conjuntivitis and serious skin trouble in your hands uh? KL: And you've got a small willy... M: Say wot? A small wot? M: But you need face lifting surgery, brand new glasses and new teeth! Ah! KL: You're fierce, boy!!!

Mika: When i count to 3...JUUUUUMPez! M: Akay, Max, let's start collecting all those diamonds earrings and necklaces those women dropped on stage.... M: Right, messieurs et mesdames, we'll be having a rare jewelry selling ere tonight... M: This priceless necklace belonged to my lebanese great great great granny, but i'm willing to sell it to you for 10,000$ tonight... Lady in blue: Its mine! It's mine! M:Shut up, beyotch! And while everyone is looking down trying to pick up their jewels from the floor... M: Thanks guys u made me richer than u tonight!

I've been willing to make this ever since Mika tweeted this song with chiara, but never could... Not to make fun of her horrible accent and mangling of english but every time i listen to it i just ear her say STARTERS IN YOUR EYES and i laugh and laugh coz i imagine her putting shrimp and tapas and other starters in his eyes for real...

Mika: So how do u like my new single cover Dario? DF: Too big, too big...u should have drawed it the right size....small... Mika: Right...

Mrs.P: I hope he's not mentioning his willy again to Mr. Fo.... Mika: You know, Dario, my willy... DF: Yessss???? Restaurant employees: I'm sure they're planning on escaping without playing the bill... Guy in the beard: Why a french single again? Why???

DF: Its freezing out here innit? Mika: Yeah, even my willy is frozen!

No u didnt ive been liking your shushumuke puppy pics everyday on fb!

Nope, that was Lilly Allen...

The willy jungle

Right...so it seems ive gotta fix that...

Pleased to meet you too... Is Has it been thaaaat long since i didnt pay a visit here???

Wonka is in da house!!!

Pardon the ignorance but why are these Mika's chocolates???

Why is he wearing a pajammas for a photoshooting??? And yet, most worrying, who stole Zuleika's shoes? He was wearing this when i first met him in Madrid...and i thought WTF??? I travelled 600 kms and you wear THIS for our first meeting????:mikacool:

Mika entertaining Kylie???:mikadas:

It was LABOOKAMAKAAA, actually, Rosie...

I just don't bother anymore,once they are getting so good at it...

Thanks Alice!

I took the chance to post here what u posted on fb Anne: This gif is hilarious... The person who posted it described it as the most mature and serious jury of the voice...

Was that it?