*carrie* Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 I robber walks into a bank, pulls out his gun and says: "Gimme the money or you'll be geography!"The assistant replies: "Don't you mean history?" Robber: "Don't change the subject!" Two fish in a pool of water, one swims into a wall, the other says: "Dam" Two cows on a hill, one says: "Have you heard about this mad cow disease?" 2nd cow: "Yeah it's awful, but I'm not scared." 1st cow: "Why not? I'm terrified!" 2nd cow: Well I'm safe aren't I? I'm a helicopter." Two sheep in a field, one says: "Baaaaa" the other says: "That's what I was gonna say!" How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5. (1 to hold the lightbulb and 4 to turn the ladder round) What's the difference between Michael Jckson and a plastic shopping bag? One is artificial, melts in the sunlight and is dangerous for children to play with The other you put your grocceries into. If you have mothball in this hand *holds up cupped right hand* And a mothball in this hand *same with the left* What have you got? A: A VERY big moth!!! :roftl: I love the one about mad cow disease! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrendaLovesMika! Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Haha, Q: What do you call the most popular gardening magaizine? A: Weeder's Digest. Q: What do you call a dirty fairy? A: Stinkerbell! Q: What do pelicans and electric companies have in common? A: Large bills! Haha those are all so bad, and they were borrowed from my math teacher! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosinaKiwi Posted September 22, 2007 Author Share Posted September 22, 2007 Haha, Q: What do you call the most popular gardening magaizine? A: Weeder's Digest. Q: What do you call a dirty fairy? A: Stinkerbell! Q: What do pelicans and electric companies have in common? A: Large bills! Haha those are all so bad, and they were borrowed from my math teacher! Lol :roftl: :roftl: i actually like them is that bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrendaLovesMika! Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 :roftl: :roftl: i actually like them is that bad? hm...haha uhh lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CartoonKellyGreen Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 Haha, Q: What do you call the most popular gardening magaizine? A: Weeder's Digest. Q: What do you call a dirty fairy? A: Stinkerbell! Q: What do pelicans and electric companies have in common? A: Large bills! Haha those are all so bad, and they were borrowed from my math teacher! Lol THOSE SUCK! *runs out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrendaLovesMika! Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 HAH KELLY I KNOW.. ..MR LICHT GAVE THEM TO ME.. ..SO I KNOW.. LOl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CartoonKellyGreen Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 HAH KELLY I KNOW.. ..MR LICHT GAVE THEM TO ME.. ..SO I KNOW.. LOl I got one...what is a sucky capitain? Brenda HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrendaLovesMika! Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 I got one...what is a sucky capitain? Brenda HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :shocked: :shocked: THAT WAS MEAN!! hahah... WELL AT LEAST I DONT SKIVE OFF GAMES TO GO TO YOUTH COURT YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosinaKiwi Posted September 22, 2007 Author Share Posted September 22, 2007 11 was a race horse 22 was 1 2 11 1 1 race 22 1 1 2!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercurygirl Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 11 was a race horse22 was 1 2 11 1 1 race 22 1 1 2!! I love that one! I say it all the time to annoy my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosinaKiwi Posted March 16, 2008 Author Share Posted March 16, 2008 http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=H2iYRNeTZmg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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