pink pony riders club!

[phunkygal]

then mika karate chopped chew chew....wait a minute...chew chew suddenly disappeared w/ our pink pony...if we dont have her we cant move anywhere....that means we will have to stay at the castle forever....ever....ever...!dah dah dah.....

[Glowstick]

All eyes turned to Mika. He gulped. "Oops?" Lollipop Girl was already yelling at him.

"Why did you do that? I could've handled it myself!" Lollipop Girl argued, moving her tiny arms and hands around as if throwing a tantrum.

"But..." Mika tried to interrupt her wailing, but failed.

"NO! What you did was BAD!" Lollipop Girl put her hands to her hips.

Suddenly, Mika's eyes widened as he stuck out his quivering lower lip and kneeled next to her. Oh, how original of him. THE puppy-dog face.

Lollipop Girl put her arms down, shrugged, and sighed. She walked towards Mika and put her arms around him.

"I'm sorry. You were just trying to help me." she said, "I just wanted to prove that I could take care of myself, but I guess I was wrong."

Mika stood up, nodded, and smiled.

"Now the problem is finding how to travel without the ponies..."

[phunkygal]

then mika did something unexpected......

 

suspense........................

 

supense..........................

 

he kicked lollipop girl and stomped on her head! (just kidding!)

ok!sorry.....then we were sitting there trying to think of a way to get our pink pony back when we looked at the door....there in the doorway sat perez as gay as a three dollar bill....now green hair and all!

[Glowstick]

Perez raised his eyebrows ahem, happily.

"Helllloooo Mika!"

Mika smiled nervously.

"Um..Hello." His eyes darted around the room. What the heck was he doing here?

"A little birdy told me someone was in trouble!" Perez squealed.

"Who might that have been?" asked Mika.

"A bird. No, seriously this parrot's been following all day." he replied, pointing to his shoulder.

"Ah. A parrot." Mika chuckled.

Lollipop Girl exchanged worried glances with us.

"Isn't it carrying something?" Lollipop Girl asked, walking to Perez.

"Oh! So it is!" He said, smiling, "By the way Mika, you never told me you had a daughter, you sneaky boy, you."

Mika's eye twitched. "I don't have children, and what did you just call me?"

[phunkygal]

"a sneaky boy! u know u are married and have kids!"perez said

perez stared down in the heart area if u know what i mean glow!

"no!no!no! i do not!"said mika angrily

"then who is this? a stray animal?"replied perez

then walked in a little monkey about the size of my fist!lol!

"we all know this is yours!"said perez jokingly

"oh thank god!"said mika"i thought u really did find my children!"

"oops...."said mika nervously...he had just give away TMI!

[Glowstick]

Lollipop Girl's eyes widened. "MIKA? YOU DIDN'T REALLY GO BACK TO THE HOTEL AFTER THAT ONE SHOW DID YOU?"

Mika gulped. "Uh..I don't know what you're talking about!"

He sighed. "Okay, so I didn't. BUT I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT TO HAPPEN! I WAS DRUNK AND WE WERE IN VEGAS."

Perez giggled. "You're so cute when you're angry!"

Mika rolled his eyes. "Perez, let me put this straight. Seriously. I'm NOT interested in you. I repeat, I am NOT interested in you. I already went through this with Billy."

Perez smiled and shook his head. "Oh, Mika, stop hiding your love for me."

Mika's hands turned to fists for a moment, but he put them down seconds after. "Look, Perez, I'm trying to keep calm, but if you say something like that again, I'll be forced to do something...slightly violent."

[phunkygal]

:roftl: lol!ur so funny glowstick! i cant believe we are only 12!

then mika ripped out some of perez's freshly died hair!

"cat fight!"i yelled!

"pow!bam!ow!betch!no ur a betch!"

after the two were done fighting mika looked relieved....

but did mika rlly have kids...maybe we will never know......

[Glowstick]

lol, i would pay to see those two fighting!

 

Perez lay on the hard tile floor, his hair sitting around him.

Mika put his hands to his hips. "Ha. Looks like Sneaky Boy made you learn the hard way."

Lollipop Girl rolled her eyes. 'Mika, you just sounded like--"

Mika interrupted. "What? I sounded like what?"

"Nevermind..." She said, laughing.

"What's so funny? Oh. You're all jealous, huh?" He said.

Even the parrot that Perez had brought along broke into laughter.

The parrot dropped a small note that it had been carrying with its feet (claws?). Lollipop Girl took the note and opened it. She read it to us.

"Dear Mika,

It obviously has been probably just a day or two since I last saw you.

However, I have realized something very important.

I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!

Because of that, I've booked a gig for you here, in Mexico.

NEVERENDING LOVE,

BILLY BROWN."

[phunkygal]

omg! i cant even speak right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :roftl: :roftl: *gasps for breath* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

okay im good now!

so.....

when mika saw that note he dropped to the floor and started crying!"i miss you billy! i miss you!"he said in hysterics!

"pleez i didnt mean to hurt you u! pleez come back from mexico! i luvluv you! u are my only true friend!"

"just kidding" he said! lol! all that drama for nothing right?

what happened to perez u ask?he went to comfort mika...then mika bit him like a rabid dog....will they ever be bff's or in this case bf's(lol!) again?

[Glowstick]

I though you were being serious about the Billy thing for a moment!

 

Perez was now unconscious, with a bleeding arm (Mika has very sharp teeth).

"So...Are you going to Mexico?" I asked.

"Are you MAD? Of course, I'm not." He replied.

"Yeah right..." mumbled Lollipop Girl.

"WHAT?! WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

"Ehrm...nothing, Mika, nothing."

"THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!"

Lolipop Girl gulped.

"I'm starving. We might as well prepare some nice food while we're here." He said, patting his shirt.

Lollipop Girl turned to us as Mika walked into the castle's massive kitchen.

"He has problems. Moodswings.."

[phunkygal]

yes!yes!yes!brilliant!you are awesome! :roftl:

 

okay!so....

then mika went into the kitchen and opened the refrigerater to see something very very very diturbing.....

suspense

suspense

suspense

the queen's body stuffed in it dead as could be! mika almost fainted! "call 911!" he screamed! "the queen is already dead it will do no good!" i said...

just then she walked out.....alive!

"just doing some yoga in the fridge!"she said

 

 

"okay im going to bed!" said me right now!

[Glowstick]

dunno why my reply didn't show up..

[Glowstick]

fridge yoga!

 

Mika fainted.

"NOW would be the right time to dial 911." screamed Lollipop Girl.

"What's 911?" asked the Queen.

"Just give me the phone." Lollipop Girl rolled her eyes.

"I don't own a phone." She replied.

"OH GREAT. NOW WHAT?..." Lollipop Girl walked nervously around Mika's body. She gasped. "HE'S NOT BREATHING!!!"

"He's not breathing? CPR!" I said.

She turned to me.

"It was your idea..."

[phunkygal]

haha! no fair!!! i want to kiss him! fine you do it this time but i get it next!

 

glowstick bent down....when she put her mouth on his.......

suspense....................................

 

suspense...................................

 

suspense.......................................

he woke up.....

"what the hell are you doing?"said mika..

"ummm just performing cpr....i guess....."said glowstick

"why?i wasnt breathing for a reason!"said mika

"what reason?"said glowstick

"i was practicing my non-air yoga!"SAID MIKA

lol!lol!lol! sorry glowstick!so close! you know i wouldnt let you! that kiss is mine! :roftl:

[Glowstick]

i'll get my revenge!

 

The Queen jumped out of the fridge.

"Now that was some entertainment." She said, pointing at Mika.

She walked to her throne. "Why is there a dead man surrounded by green hair on the floor?"

Lollipop Girl laughed nervously. "Looong story about that. Heh heh..."

The Queen nodded. "Uh-huh." She sat. "FLUFFY, I'VE SOMETHING FOR YOU!"

A massive, overweight cat came running to her. "MEW?"

The Queen smiled at him. "Go on, Fluffy. It's another human."

We all stared at the cat devour Perez.

[phunkygal]

silly silly glowstick!the cat wasnt eating perez she was doing something much much more disturbing...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

she made out w/ perez!

almost throwing up i said"what the hell?"

"oh! dont worry!"replied the queen.

just then awoke perez......

[Glowstick]

that might have been the most disturbing thing so far.

 

 

"Erm...Mika, why do you feel all...FURRY?" Perez mumbled.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! GET OFF ME!!" He opened his eyes, and tried to push the cat off, but it was too heavy.

"MEWWWWWWWWWW." The cat bent down once again, and well...continued what he was doing.

"Pardon me, where's the bathroom?" Mika asked the Queen.

"Right over there." She said pointing to a room left of the kitchen.

"Thank you. Now if you would excuse me, I'm going to go throw up."

[phunkygal]

after mika was done puking up his truamitization....we decided to leave without having tea with the queen....we decided this was enough adventure for one castle.

"what about the gig in mexico?"i asked mika

"i dont care that stalker can deal w/ the humiliation of me not showing up!"said mika

we went to get on our pink ponies and remembered one was missin...

"ill just ride on glowstick's pinjk pony!"i said

when we looked again the pink ponies were all gone!

[Glowstick]

"So, how are we getting wherever we're going?" asked Lollipop Girl.

"By foot." said Mika. "It's not like we're going to Mexico or anything."

Lollipop Girl sighed. "Don't you feel even a little bit bad about leaving Bilyl alone?"

Mika rolled his eyes. "Why should I? He's just a stalker."

"Whatever you say.." she replied.

"Where are we going now?" I asked.

"Back to the candy forest?" He replied.

[phunkygal]

"what if chew chew gets us?"said lollipop girl

"ohhhhh....dont think so negatively!" i said

"well if he does try to get us i have my secret weapon!"said mika

"what is that and why didnt you use that last time?"i said..........

[Glowstick]

secret weapon?

 

"I'm not telling you. It's a secret weapon." He declared.

Lollipop Girl shrugged. "I bet it's not even that great."

"YES IT IS!" he yelled.

"Sure, Mika."

"IT IS! IT'S SECRET BECAUSE IT'S SO GREAT!" Mika sobbed.

"There he goes with his moodswings." said Lollipop Girl, rolling her eyes.

Fluffy came running to us (without Perez, luckily).

"Well back to the subject, could use Fluffy as a pony.." I said.

Fluffy was probably twice the lenght of Mika and as tall as the ponies (yes, he is in fact, a big cat.)

[phunkygal]

"what if the cat tries to make out with me?"i said

"ill use my secret weapon"said mika

"just tell me what your secret weapon is then!"i said

"NO!!!!!!"said mika

"YES!"i said

"fine ill tell but you have to promise not to tell anyone i have this...."said mika

just then he pulled out a baby dressed as a ninja from the pocket of his spandex biking(well in this case ponying!lol!)shorts.(dont ask me why he was wearing those!) :roftl:

[Glowstick]

lol, mika in spandex?

 

He placed the baby back into his pocket.

Lollipop Girl cringed. "It's a bit disturbing that you're carrying around a baby dressed up in a ninja costume."

Mika threw his head back and laughed. "That's not a baby! It's mini-man! I always bring him along with me everywhere."

I raised an eyebrow. "You carry along a pint-sized man in your pants?"

"Pretty much, yeah." He said, smiling.

The cat meowed at us angrily.

"I think he wants us to shut up and go wherever we were going." Lollipop Girl said.

"Mexico?" I asked.

Mika let out a dry, sarcastic chuckle. "HA, HA, HA! No."

[phunkygal]

omg!omg!hahahahahahahah! i cant even control my laughter! " you always carry a pintsized man in your pants pants?"a little disturbing...and question answering...if u know what i mean!lol!just kidding!glad this story is made up!lol!lol!lol!lol!hahahahahahahahahahahahah! :roftl: :roftl:

 

kay!im good know!whew!

as we were trying to figure out where to go in the humungus candy forest we were stumped!

"where should we go?"i asked

"why dont we just play the frigging gig in mexico!god!will it be that bad?"said big girl.(we havent mentioned her a lot even though she was w/ us the whole time but is very quiet.right know she felt like speaking up.)

"ell it is your fualt! he is ur caroon mika!"said glowstick

just then everybody started talking at once....

we didnt notice just then what happened to poor old fluffy!

 

 

okay! back t reality!guess what happened today glowstick! i was at camp and we were playing this game called mrs.mumbles basically you talk to eachother with your lips over you teeth(like an old lady) if you laugh ur out.my friend said "hi im mrs.mumbles"the other gal said"what are you watching on tv tonight?"u think u can dance cuz mika is gonna be on there!"i told her this even though she hardly knew who mika was)"good 4 her"replied the other person"mika is a guy!"said mary! ever1 started bursting into laughter! poor mika....ppl think he is a girl!

[artsyfartsy17]

My first post on MFC....is a request to join the Pink Pony Riders.