phunkygal Posted July 27, 2007 Author Share Posted July 27, 2007 okay!!!!ur in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowstick Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 lol, my friends originally thought mika was a girl, too..they don't like him, but i forced them to watch so you think you can dance. anyway, he sort of got mixed up with the lyrics near the end of 'love today' right. or maybe that's just me thinking too much about the lyrics. (the pint-sized man does answer a few questions ) Fluffy hissed at Mika and threw him off his back. "Was it something I said?" Mika asked, fixing his hair. "No. I just don't like you." said Fluffy. "YOU CAN TALK?" Mika was more than shocked by that. "Mew?" meowed Fluffy. "Who? Fluffy? No. I'm right here!" The voice came from Fluffy's right ear. A small stuffed toy waved its hands from inside the ear. "What are you?" asked Mika, taking the stuffed toy out of Fluffy's ear. "First of all, I'm not an it. I'm a HE. That's why I look like a man." It, I mean, he was right. He was shaped like a man wearing a black coat, black pants, and an equally dark top hat. "Okay. What's your name?" "I'm a kidnapper." "I meant your name, not your purpose in life." "My name is Kidnapper." "Ah. That's a very..unique named." stated Mika. "Anyway, is there a reason you're here?" "Yes. I'm here to help." said Kidnapper, pulling a small black sack from Fluffy's other ear. "Help? We don't NEED help. Run along now." "Oh. Alright, I'm sure you'll be able to handle the dog-bombs by yourself." "Dog-bombs? What?" "They're little dogs dressed up in bomb costumes. They don't really explode, but they can do some major harm." "Like what?" "Nothing. Just eat you alive." "They can't possibly do THAT!" Kidnapper pulled out a dog-bomb from his sack. "Mika, meet Robert." He put Robert to Mika's hand. Robert nipped off the tip of Mika's thumb. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" He said, sucking on his bleeding thumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phunkygal Posted July 27, 2007 Author Share Posted July 27, 2007 OMG!a little random dont you thinK????hahahahahah! :roftl: just then an explosion came from the forest! "the bomb dogs!"said lollipop girl. "i already told you they dont explode!"said the kidnapper "then what are they?" sobbed mika(he was a little scared cuz his mom wasnt here to kiss him) "dont worry mika"i said ........................................... just then our eyes met....."do u want a kiss?"i said. we had our faces pressed up together when it happened...my first kiss was with the wonderful mika!(hahahahahaha!glowstick!it is my turn to be evil! :roftl: ) MIKA THEN STOPPED SOBBING AND SAID"WOW!THAT WAS AWESOME!"(in his cute brittish accent of coarse!) :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowstick Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 OH NO YOU DON'T! Then Mika burst into laughter. He removed something from his lips. He removed...his lips? Nevermind. It was the famous wax lips. "You honestly thought I would kiss you?" He said, still laughing. "Wasn't that a bit cruel?" asked Lollipop Girl. "CRUEL? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT WAS AWESOME!" Mika couldn't control himself, eventually falling to the ground and rolling around, laughing. Kidnapper cleared his throat. "Ahem. ANYHOO." Mika picked himself up. "Of course. I'm fine now, sorry." YOU CAN'T HAVE MIKA'S KISS! He's MINE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phunkygal Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 why so cruel glow???i will get back!mwa haha!just when i thought u couldnt change the kiss! just then i started to cry!"no!no!no!mika why!why!why!how could you" (good thing in my school i have a drama class!) "omg!like i feel so effing bad....."said mika just then mika knelt down and gave me a kiss....on the cheek...but still a genuine kiss!without the wax lips!i inspected his lips,then made him kiss me 10 more times....sypathy kiss....though better than nothin!Lol! "haha!mika did u think i would rlly cry?i just wanted to make you apologize for being so cruel!the joke is now on you!"i said:roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowstick Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 at least it was on the cheek. that's the only kiss you'll be getting from him. Kidnapper cleared his throat again. "AHEM. If Mika's going to be kissing everyone, I might as well leave." Mika rolled his eyes. "Everyone? I just gave her a kiss on the cheek because I felt sorry for her. " Lollipop Girl laughed. "Do you really expect us to believe that you won't kiss anyone else?" Mika smiled. "Okay, so maybe Glowstick, but that's the only person I'll actually kiss." HA. SEE? HE BELONGS TO ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phunkygal Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 then he laughed histerically again! "haha!just kidding!glowstick?ewww....who would kiss that mouth???"said mika i laughed to myself! haha!i thought,mika will be mine at the end of this! its on betch!some1 else can be evil too darling!mwa hahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowstick Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 NICE TRY! He's just pretending so you won't get jealous. Mika winked at me, as a hint that he was just lying. "Anyway, are we going anywhere?" he asked. "That's exactly what I was trying to find out?" said Kidnapper. "Right." Lollipop Girl shrugged. "But, where are we going?" "Mexico....duh." replied Mika, laughing. "You're serious?" I asked. "Of course I am!" I hugged Mika. "I'm sure Billy will be happy!" He, too, hugged me. "I'm sure he will." HA. HE HUGGED ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phunkygal Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 then something unexpected happened that is sure to disturb you....disturbed me to but it was worth it!........... mika made out with me!yes made out...so he couldnt have had fake lips.....hahahahahaha!"i love you phunkygal!you are much better than glowstick!"said mika! just then we ran off together...skipping,holding hands...ya know!everything you want! i didnt just do this to hurt you glow!it will make the story more interesting!lol!now u have to see if you can find us in the huge forest...or in mexico for that matter and win mika back!ohhh mika i new u liked me better!this time he cant wink at u cuz by know we were about a million miles away in wonderland...well mexico that is!lol! :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowstick Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 pfft, he's still mine. he's only making it interesting Lollipop Girl's left eye twitched. "That was...more disturbing than Fluffy's make out session with Perez." And she was right. Vomit came straight out of Fluffy's mouth. The same happened to Kidnapper (but it was the stuffed toy equivalent of vomit, in other words, cotton). "Wow. I hope Billy's hiding somewhere." Big Girl said. "That man will kiss anything, won't he?" Kidnapper asked. "Yes, yes, whatever. Let's follow them, I have to get my man back." I said, dragging Fluffy and the others along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phunkygal Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 back in mexico mika and i were laying under a tree holding hands,mika singing a song he wrote for me. :roftl: "i dont care what they say!i lovelove you phunkygal!glowstick was nice,but i would never feel the way i feel about u w/ her!"said mika "i know!"i said. "i sure hope they dont find us"said a voice somewhere. "big girl???????"we both said at once "yes i figured you would want some help in mexico so i came along!"she said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowstick Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 "The others aren't coming along, right? " Mika asked, as he stood up. "Actually, they are." Big Girl said, smiling. "WHY?" "Because you can't play a gig without them!" "I'm not playing a gig." "Yes you are." "HOW? WHERE?...WHO?" "Billy Brown, remember?" "Ah, yes. That guy." Meanwhile... Lollipop Girl sat on Fluffy's back, playing with his ears. "I'm booored." she mumbled. Fluffy rolled his eyes and meowed several times. "I think he's saying 'be quiet, we're almost there' " I said. "You don't have to be so mean!" she whimpered. Soon, we were extremely close to the tree, and could see a small figure that stood next to another figure that sat. We walked closer. It was Mika and Phunkygal! "HEY, WE'RE OVER HERE!" called Lollipop Girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phunkygal Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 "we cant let the others catch up"said mika worridly. "yes but we cant run anywhere.the farthest we would get is 3,maybe 4 miles!"i said.(especially with me!i cant run for my life!) "then we will just have to use this!"said mika. "looks like an old pair of spandex pants.mika pleez tell me you dont wear these!"said big girl "yes,i do.but not in public."said mika"they are not just any tight pants they are magical tight pants" "we are not in charlie the unicorn!"i said"nothing here is magic!":biggrin2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowstick Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 OMG, CHARLIE THE UNICORN! cannndddddyyy mooouuuntainnnn, charlieee. okay i'll be quiet now. Lollipop Girl gasped. Fluffy sprouted wings! (proving that there was magic in the world of pink pony riders) He quickly flew towards Mika and landed on him. "GEDDDOFFFMEEEEE." Mika tried to scream, but couldn't because he was squished beneath Fluffy. "MEW." Fluffy wasn't going to move. Instead, he bent down... "FLUFFY, NOOO!!!" Lollipop Girl yelled as she tried to stop him. She was too late. Fluffy had already started... I had to make it interesting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phunkygal Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 okay?what one did he do when he bent down?also there are many dirty possibilities that i wont get into:naughty: .(well fluffy isnt a dog sooo maybe not)pleez tell!i need the answer before i can continue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowstick Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 oh god, that just reminded me of my cousin's dog... no, not that...think PEREZ. of course, if Fluffy was a dog...then that would change everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phunkygal Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 i need an answer pleez!back on subject! once a dog did something rlly gross to me and i was too little to know what he was doing!lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowstick Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 OMG, that just disturbed me. anyway...he's making out with mika. (i'm sooo happy i didn't make fluffy a dog. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phunkygal Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 yes i am too.have to eat dinner now.will finnish l8ter! i think i will puke my food up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phunkygal Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 okay!i didnt throw up thank god!my dad would kill me!(he has ocd so when i spill something he almost hyperventilates!lol!) then mika screamed! "what happened"i said "nothing i was just screaming as a way to let the cat know who was the boss"said mika "okay mr.boss"i said. "where is kidnapper"i said just as everyone was fussing over kidnapper mika and i jumped on the pants and flew to the gig....well a lttle past it....we sorta got lost.it didnt matter....we were away from everyone else. "well this is romantic sitting on a pair of spandex pants"i said then we kissed. it seemed like it lasted 4ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowstick Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 enjoy mika's kisses while they last. it won't be so long until he's mine again. While Mika and Phunkygal sat on the magical spandex pants, the felt something move below them. "I just need this guy to move over a bit..." a voice mumbled. "Did you say something?" asked Mika. "No...why?" replied Phunkygal. "Nevermind." He shrugged. A barking noise broke the silence. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Mika screamed. It chased Mika around in circles, biting his shoes, and sometimes, his legs. "YOU HIDEOUS THING, STAY AWAY FROM ME!" Mika ran. Then, something else emerged from the shining spandex pants. "Wow, you're probably 20 times the size of that thing, and you can't defend yourself?" It was Kidnapper. He took the dog-bomb and placed it back into the sack that he carried around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phunkygal Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 "ahhhhh!what are you doing here!everybody's looking for you!"said mika "they were not looking for me"said KN(kidnapper) "huh????"we said "they sent me to spy on you!"said KN "rlly"said mika stomp!mika plantd his foot right on top of KN! "that should teach him!"said mika "you just murdered some1,u realize that right?"i said:biggrin2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowstick Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 weird, my reply was posted twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowstick Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 i didn't know it was possible to kill a stuffed toy? "nice try, but i'm not real." kidnapper said as mika took his foot off him. "i don't care...just go away!" mika screamed. "i will. in a few minutes. the others should be here in no time." "ohhh...great." before anyone could say another word, fluffy landed next to kidnapper. "mika! please don't run away again..." lollipop girl began to cry. mika walked towards her, lifted her up in the air and hugged her (aww.) "i'm sorry..." he said to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phunkygal Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 just then mika ripped out a knife from his pocket picked up kidnapper and started digging the knife in and ripping out the stuffing. "there.again, that should teach him!"said mika "im sorry lollipop girl but phunkygal and i have to leave without you."said mika "dont cry i said.u will be invited to our wedding!"i said "and glowstick,the god mother to our daughter!" hahahahahahaha!im sooooo evil!the thing is i dont even have a crush on mika....but i might once i meet him!it is fun ripping ppl's hearts out!lol! :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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