pink pony riders club!

[phunkygal]

the poster on the door said

"why gay is the new cool."

"im cool"said mika

"interesting"said every1.....

[I've been 'Mikafied'!]

"can we go and see it? Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaasssssssse?" said billy, jumping up and down and clapping his hands as if some really excited kid.

"yeah! lets!" said mika, winking at all of us. he waited until biloly went inside to discuss his plan to us. "right, when billy gets the tickets, we get the flying dead pony and fly to.... somewhere! That'll leave billy threre wondering were we are! It's the only way to get rid of the gay stalker."

"It's great! Bye Gay!" said lollipop girl. We say billy get the tickets and rushed straight over to find the pony, but it wasn't there! What'll we do?

[phunkygal]

chew chew must be playing games with us again!

we run for it. as fast as we can.

"im getting tired....and hungry"said big girl

"ya....me too!"i said

"suck it up we still have 5 more miles!"said mika

"nooooo!" every1 whined.

just then i trned around to see billy was running after us! :shocked:

[I've been 'Mikafied'!]

"oh, no! He's spotted us!" cried lollipop girl.

"Just keep running! Don't give up!" said big girl. "if your hungry, why don't you eat one of your lollipops?"

"oh, yeah!" said lollipop girl sucking on her lollipop.

"Don't suck too hard." said mika

Billy brown was now running faster than ever! "Where are you going? Those cost me £100.05!"

"Why did I ever make up a homosexual? That was named Billy Brown?" Wondered mika. He then tripped up and sprained his ankle."oww"

Billy caught up and stopped at mika. With an angry face, he said,"I love you!" now face turned lovingly hugging mika. We all laughed and stopped running (would we really leave mika?)

"Are you alright?" said luke.

"Billy, you're almost paralyzing me. Let go. I know you love me but i don't love you." Billy stopped hugging him and crying running away. "I'm going back to Mexico! Where i should find my other gay lover there!"

Mika gasped for air, fainting. We were all really worried...

[phunkygal]

hahahahahahahaha!"dont suck too hard!"haha!i said that is one of the first replies here but it nver ever gets!old!Lol! :naughty:

 

mika didnt faint but was severely outa breath.

as we comforted mika we realized we all needed a shower.

there was a lake nearby,but we couldnt waste time bathing separately and we all couldnt bathe in our clothes....we had no choice but to bathe naked!just kidding!we bathed in our undies!ewww!mika naked?that would be gross!

then we realized mika was crying!

"what is the matter?" i asked

"i think im still in love w/ billy"replied mika.

[I've been 'Mikafied'!]

"I lied to him saying that i didn't love him, but I didn't want him to know." sobbed mika, with his hands in his head.

"You know, when you cry, you sound just like yor laughing!" I giggled.

"reallyy?" sniffeled mika.

"why don't you phone billy up and say that you love him?" said lollipop girl.

"I'll be too embarrassed to talk to him. Can someone else do it for me?"

"I will!" I said, taking my phone out of my pocket, dialled the number and said 2 billy:" Hi billy! It's me, lamorna ( my real name but please call me maverick) yes, uh mika says he really needs you right now to tell you something. Okay, bye!"

"What did he say?" said phunkygal.

"Hes coming right now. Syaing the name, he's here!"

" WHY DID YOU SAY I WANTED 2 TALK TO HIM? I'M 2 SHY!!!" shouted mika angrily.

"It's bettter if you say it to his face, he'll respect you more." said I.

Billy came right over to mika.

"This'll better be good! cuz I've come all the way back from Mexico and I'll have a REALLY hefty debt bill when I get back!" said angry Billy.

[phunkygal]

"i love you!i love you!"sobbed mika

"well, i have something to tell you mika......"said billy

"yes.....?????"said mika

"i dont love you back"said billy:mf_rosetinted:

[I've been 'Mikafied'!]

Mika was like: "uh.....uh.....uh.....*cries even more than last time* why???"

"Cuz I'm in love with 2 people."

"Who?"

"My secret gay lover and Peter Pan."

"Why Peter pan? He is a pan. A deep fat fryer pan." laughed mika, while he was crying at the same time.

"Yeah, he is sooooo dreamy! With his little green hat and his little fairy tinkling above him! He's everything you want him to be!"

"Well, in that case, I never did love you! You're just a gay t*** then!" shouted mika. Billy ran away to see his lovers and to pay his bill.

"God, what a hectic day, I suppose we should get some sleep." said phunkygal as we all started to get dried and dressed.

"yeah *yawns* I'm absolutely shattered like a mirror!" yawned lollipop girl.

So we all setteled up too sleep under a tree in the following order: glowstick, luke, phunkygal, mika, me, lollipop girl, mikey and big girl.

"NIGHT!!!" Shouted big girl, quite loudly.

"that went right through my ears." said mikey, "You should marry Hagrid!"

"I ain't a giant! Thank you very much!" said big girl.

So we all went sleep, but there was a brupt noise that kept waking us up in the night.

[phunkygal]

clang!clang!

"what is that noise?"i wispered to glowstick

"how am i sposed to know?"said glow

"it sounds like chew chew"said lollipop girl

"how would you know it wa ihm?"i asked

"you get chased around by a monkey who wants your lollipop constantly....wait i didnt mean it that way...then it would sounds wrong!"said LG

just then everyone started laughing hysterically at what she just said.

"this place is full of pervs!"i said

[I've been 'Mikafied'!]

LOL!!! God, that really made me laugh!

 

"I'm breathless! Ooh, breath! breath!" said mika, laughing his usual funny laugh.

"Awww, you're laugh is soooo cute!" I said, glaring at mika.

Mika didn't know what to say.

clang.clang. it's that noise again.

"Shush... It's Chew Chew again. I think." said cautious lg.

"How do you kn-" said phunkygal, with glowstick covering her mouth.

"listen. Footsteps. So it's proberly not chew chew because monkeys footsteps are hardly ever hard. They're really soft. But then again, I maybe wrong." said glowstick.

[phunkygal]

just then some1 walked in.....some1 we didnt know!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"we all screamed

"mika honey....."

it was a girls voice...it sounded rlly sweet....

"mom???"said mika:biggrin2:

[I've been 'Mikafied'!]

"Mum, is that you?" Mika questioned the dark figure. It was!

"Who are friends here?" Mika introduced his mum to us.

"Can't stop now, lovvie." Mika turned bright red from his mum kissing him on the fore-head. "Got some catching up to do with perez."

"WHAT? Are you going out with him or something?"

"Yeah, he's a real help (I'm not saying he is), real cute etc."

"Oh. What happened to Robbie Williams then?"

"He said he wasn't happy with me so i said i wanted to be with perez but robbie said he was gay! Waht tripe! He is not gay!"

"He is." said mika in his head.

"Well, mika lovvie, bye!" hurried mikas mum to find perez.

"That was unexpected." i said.

"Lovvie! HAAAAAA!" everyone laughed but me.

"That's not funny! That's sweet! Just like you."

"What?" said Mika.

"Nothing!!!" I said.

"Did you just say I was sweet?"

"Yeeeeeeeeessssssssss." I whispered.

mika smiled. "I think you're sweet."

Then mika grabbed my hand! (i wish)

 

(I have to go bed now. B back in the morning though)

[Glowstick]

Omg, I missed out on a lot. 'Don't suck too hard!"

 

 

"Didn't we already get rid of Perez before?" I asked Phunkygal.

"I think so. Speaking of...where's Fluffy?" she replied.

"Why does it matter? We're here in Africa, having fun." Mika yawned.

Then heavy pounding was heard. It wasn't pounding....It was running.

Whatever it was approached Mika and licked him affectionately.

"FLUFFY?" He cringed.

"Mew." Was the cat's dull reply.

"Keep that....THING away from me." Phunkygal said firmly.

Fluffy, however, disobeyed, curled up next to her, and soon fell into deep slumber, like everyone else eventually did.

[phunkygal]

at least it didnt make out with me!lol!

we slept the whole rest of the night for in the morning we would have to find a hotel....

we decided to stay at one of those cool haunted motels!lol!

when we arrived mika seemed discruntled.

"what is the matter?"i asked

"just a little scared"said mika:biggrin2:

[Glowstick]

"Well, Mika, if you need a hug, I'm here." I hinted him.

"Of course you are." He said, winking friskily.

The motel was the size of a mansion, because, well, it used to be soemone's mansion. We made our way upstairs to our rooms, which were on the fourth floor, the highest floor. The room we were going to spend the night in was massive. Probably about the size of 4 everyday hotel rooms altogether. Then as we were unpacking in our room, we heard Lollipop Girl call Mika. She had demanded her own room, so all we heard was her bloodcurling screech of "MIIIKKKKAAAAA!!!!" from far away.

We ran to her room. "What's wrong?" asked Mika. Lollipop Girl ran to him and hugged him.

"T-t-the closet! There's a skeleton in there!" she screamed.

"That's impossible, there can't possibly be a --"

I interrupted Mika. "I'm not sure about that." I said, holding the closet door open. She was right. There was a skeleton covered in spiderwebs and dust.

"That's horrible..." gasped Mika.

"Can I stay in your room?" asked LG, still clinging on to him.

"Of course you can, sweetie!" I said to her.

Our only concern was...whose skeleton was that?

[phunkygal]

"it is probably fake"i said

"only to scare us before the real stuff happens"i said

just then we saw a little girls face appear in the mirror

"heeeelllllppppp meeeee"it screetched

"how"asked mika

"take the life of the cat and i will be saved from this torture!"said the girl

"what torture"asked mika

the girl just stared at us.

"killlll the caaaatttttt!"said the voice

"no"said mika

"it is either the cat or your life that will be taken!"said the girl

"i dont know what to do!"thought mika

[Glowstick]

"How do we know this isn't a trick?" I asked. "I mean, I know Fluffy can get annoying, but he helped us get to Mexico when Chew Chew took our ponies..he's a living thing!"

Mika sighed. "You're right. But..."

Then a black cat jumped into the room through the window.

"KILL IT, NOW!" The girl demanded.

"You mean that cat?" asked Mika pointing at it.

"Yesssssss." hissed the girl angrily.

The cat was old, had matted fur, and malnourished.

"I'm sorry, but you weren't going to live for much longer anyway. Goodbye." And with that, Mika put his foot down and crunched down on the cat's spine.

The girl's ghost emerged from the mirror. "That's better. I was getting sick of his meowing."

"IS THAT IT? DO YOU MEAN I JUST KILLED A CAT BECAUSE IT WAS ANNOYING YOU?" Mika argued.

"Yes. That and...well, just that." shrugged the girl, giggling.

[phunkygal]

omg!your so evil that made me almost cry!i cant believe u would right that about killing a fellow cat!im so sad!i get rlly overprotective of animals!

 

just then we saw a ghost in the mirror.....omg!it was the cat!

"know that you were greedy enough to take the life of me i aplogize,but i must take you life!

 

"ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!"everybody screamed

"i dont want you to die mika!sobbed LG:mf_rosetinted:

[Glowstick]

In real life, I would never ever kill an animal. I don't even kill ants.

EXCEPT for when it's summer and they decide to attack my room for no reason.

 

"She won't kill him." I told LG confidently.

"How do you know?" she asked, sobbing.

"Because Mika keeps a mini-man replacement hidden in his hair."

"Ah."

The girl rolled her eyes.

"Okay. I won't kill any of you. BUT, I want that lollipop." she said, pointing to the pink lollipop LG carried.

"HOW DARE YOU! NEVER!"gasped LG.

"Mika killed a cat pretty much against his will to save us, you can surely give up a lollipop!" I whispered angrily to her.

"Okay. There, have it. Happy now?" grunted LG handing her the lollipop.

"For now, yes." She replied as she took the candy and dropped it out the window. "Oops?"

"What was THAT for?" asked Mika.

[phunkygal]

"im just gonna torture u and torture you till u all kill yourselves!"said the girl

"what is you name anyway i asked"allegra

"hey u stole my sisters name!"said mika

"no!she gave it to me when i killed her"said the girl

 

 

 

 

"WHAT??????"said mika

"you heard me"said the girl

"she didnt kill me!"said a voice in the corner

"allegra!"said mika

they both hugged eachother

"lets get outta here"said LG

just then all the doors locked.....

[Glowstick]

"There's no way out!" cried LG.

"The windows." stated Allegra calmly, smiling.

"What if we fall?" asked LG nervously.

"Dont' worry, you won't, I've done this many times."

"We need a plan. Okay...Mika? Distract the girl. Get her to look away from the windows or lock her in somewhere." I said.

"We can't lock her in...She'll escape, she's a ghost!" he whispered.

"Oh, that's true. Well, just get her to look somehwere else."

"Alright."

The OTHER Allegra walked around the room like a caged lion.

"So..How shall I disturb you so much that--"

"HEY! LOOK, IT'S ANOTHER CAT!" screamed Mika, pointing at the bathroom.

"HOW DISGUSTING!" she screeched.

"Get it before it runs away!" called Mika.

She ran to the bathroom, and Mika ran to the window. We carefully inched our way down the wall, holding on to windowsills.

We were soon out of the mansion, without our belongings, but safe.

"So, Allegra, do tell, when have you done this before?" asked Mika, giving her a pat on the back and placing his hand on her shoulder.

"Ha. I said that? Ha, ha, no, I hadn't done that before! Nooo, never." she replied, laughing nervously.

[phunkygal]

we certainly have done a lot so far.....hmmmmmmmm........have we visited your parents glowstick?nope!haha!

 

"lets go to glowstick's house"said mika

"no!"said glow

"yes!pleeeeezzzzzzz!"replied everyone

"fine"said glow

so we ran all the way to her house....without our pink ponies since we lost them!lol!

"hello!sweety pie!honeybunch!darling!lovie!baby!"said her mother......to mika!lol! :roftl:

"ummmm hellooooo"said mika

[Glowstick]

Oh shoot. We just /had/ to go to my mom's house and not my dad's. My little sister will probably attack Mika.

 

Then, the female equivalent (almost) of Mika came running up to him.

The girl had equally curly hair, except it was blond, eyes just as lovely as Mika's but in a light blue shade, and oh, she sang, and she wore colorful clothing (i actually made her wear braces once. ).

"MIKA!" she squealed, tugging on his leg.

"That's my little sister, Hania." I introduced her.

"Hello, pretty girl!" he said, lifting her up.

"Aw, he's great with kids, how cute." gushed my mom.

Mika put Hania down.

"C'mon, c'mon!" she said, pulling Mika to her room. "Let's play!"

My mother walked in to her room. "Hania, I'm sure they're hungry, let them eat first."

"You know, mom, we're okay." I said.

"Oh, please, Nikki, it's not a problem!" she insisted.

"MOM, WE'RE OKAY." I replied loudly.

"Is everything alright over there?" asked Mika as he sat on a plastic chair, with a plate of fake spaghetti infront of him.

"Yes, yes. Would like something to eat? Yes you would, come along!" she smiled.

"Oh..okay." Mika shrugged and looked at me worryingly. "Is she okay?"

"She's always like that."

"CHUUUBBYYY BUNNNYYYY?" cooed Hania.

[phunkygal]

haha! pleez dont make us go to my house!it is complete chaos!well....sometimes!lol!

"what is for dinner?"asked mika

"tophu(?)" said glows mom

rlly?i have never had that...."said mika trying to sound polite

(srry mika!doesnt work!your socially disabled like me!)

we ate the dinner and noticed mika making faces

"dinner okay"i asked jokingly

"ummm......ya...."said mika

i could see it in his eyes that he wanted meat!lol!

[I've been 'Mikafied'!]

He didn't like it very much, well, i think we already know that. Then, music blasted from the radio in the kitchen.

"We interupt this program for a news update: there is a hunt going on for a strange man floating around. WE NEED HIM!! Description: curly hair, obsession with toys and white shoes, sings this song: *plays love today*. If he is with you or you know him, please contact us straight away. We thank you for your help. Back to normal program. *plays cheesy kind of music*"

Mikas heart was thumping rapidly, wondering what to do. He hoped that glowsticks mum wasn't going to phone up or something to claim he was in a house.

"Uh, mika? are you alright?" asked glows mum. "you look very pale. is it my cooking?"

"No! of course not! it was... uh... lovely!" lied mika. he hated tofu.

"whats wrong then?" said glowstick.

"I'll tlk in private." they all went into the lounge and mika said about what he had heard.

"the radio alway-" said phunktgal when lollipopgirl interrupted her.

"Oh, no! mikas gonna die! mikas gonna get hunted down! What are we going to do?"