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Oh my God, guys. I was just watching GMA, and there was a commercial (this was about 10 minutes ago) and it showed a guy dressed in a chicken suit. :roftl: Funnily, they then showed a Love Today preview advertising Mika coming up in a few minutes. I almost died. :roftl:

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WE ARE NOW THE KNITTING THREAT?

Yup. Don't you think playing with needles is a perilous activity?

 

We might need to consider Luke's talent at knitting too...

:blush-anim-cl: :blush-anim-cl: :naughty:

 

I've always called the Macca's sign "the evil arches" but now I'll do it for a whole new reason...

And what about the 'mini-Me' hanging down halfway this pole? 'Global Domination' - u-huh... :blink:

 

Mika did once say that one of his guilty pleasures is chicken nuggets.

See? Everything you say can be used against you, young man. :das:

 

Oh well. Still hungry for some chicken nuggets. :sneaky2:

 

And I am way behind now because of the server having hiccups.

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Oh my God, guys. I was just watching GMA, and there was a commercial (this was about 10 minutes ago) and it showed a guy dressed in a chicken suit. :roftl: Funnily, they then showed a Love Today preview advertising Mika coming up in a few minutes. I almost died. :roftl:

Just like the Ads by Google that show up at the bottom of every page on MFC. :naughty:

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HELLO i'm bck:biggrin2:

woop i finally got to see mika on tv!

i think i saw danika.

i recorded him singing, but it came out crappy :(:thumbdown: and usually my phone takes good vids :blink:

woop they r lucky he's giving a free concert...aww he's so sweet! and i can't wait to see lollipop cause they didn't show it they said it was a special performance 4 them and i think we can find it online!

gosh i hope danny and the others record the concert tonight!!!

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Yesterday I couldn't find the knitting thread and today I had to read thru 14 pages! But it was worth it to see the new patterns and such. After reading all of that I suppose it is safe for me to say....

 

I had the Big M's chicken nuggets for lunch today and they were really delicious! Especially with the special sauce.:mf_rosetinted:

 

I also stayed home from work this morning to watch GMA and I think it was worth it! It was the second time that I have seen Mika on my tv, instead of YouTube. :wub2:

 

I'm glad to have a home again (here in the knitting thread) and I also glad that part 2 is the threat. It should be. :naughty:

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That 's more likely !:thumb_yello:

Did you make them?

 

Hi Vanessa, unfortunately not.:boxed:

But I have the instructions:wink2:

 

Duck & Chicken

 

Size F hook

WW yarn

Sead Beads for eyes (optional)

Red floss for chicken head

 

Both are done exactly the same, the chicken just has red floss on its head.

 

Head/body

 

Starting at top of head and working down,

Join with slip stitch to beginning row stitch at end of each row:

Chain 2

1) 5 sc in 2nd chain from hook

2) ch 1, 2 sc in each sc around (10 sc)

3) ch 1, (2 sc in first sc, sc in next sc) repeat around (15 sc)

4-6) ch 1, sc in each sc around

7) ch 1, (sc dec, sc in next sc) repeat around (10 sc)

8) ch 1, 2 sc in each sc around (20 sc)

Stuff head

9-12) ch 1, sc in each sc around

13) ch 1, (sc dec, sc in next 2 sc) repeat around (15 sc)

14) ch 1, (sc dec, sc in next sc) repeat around (10 sc)

Stuff

15) ch 1, sc dec around (5 sc)

Finish off. Use tail to close hole. Weave in ends.

 

Wings (make 2)

 

Work in continous spiral, do not join round ends.

Chain 2

1) 6 sc in 2nd chain from hook

2-3) sc in each sc around.

Slip stitch to next sc in round.

FO leaving long enough tail to sew onto bird.

 

Beak

 

Work in continous spiral, do not join round ends.

Chain 2

1) 5 sc in 2nd chain from hook

2) sc in each sc around.

Slip stitch to next sc in round.

FO leaving long enough tail to sew onto bird.

 

Feet (make 2)

 

Work in continous spiral, do not join round ends.

Chain 2

1) 6 sc in 2nd chain from hook

2-3) sc in each sc around

Slip stitch to next sc in round.

FO leaving long enough tail to sew onto bird.

 

When sewing beak, wings, and feet onto bird, be sure to keep seam on body to the back.

Sew on or embroider eyes onto bird.

For chicken, sew a bit of embroidery floss to the top of the head

You are done!

 

Have fun!:thumb_yello:

 

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Hi Queenie!:biggrin2:

Ela,thanks for the instructions !

I'll enjoy knitting the chicken and the duck!

 

Your are welcome Vanessa!:biggrin2:

Oh please would you send a pic when they are ready? :thumb_yello:

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May I share a couple of patterns?

 

chubbybunnyteeth.jpg

 

What do you notice first, the cb teeth or the arms? hmmmmm? Or is it the combo meal deal? :biggrin2:

 

knittyexpression2.jpg

Speaking of knitty expressions, huh? *sigh* :blush-anim-cl::wub2:

knit one purl two knit one purl two sweet dreams *sigh again*

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Don't ask me how I crossed paths with this group, but there appears to be another dangerous knitting group on the web. I quote:

 

"Dangerous Knitting Police Report: Gambling Ring Dicscovered at YITF

Friday, May 18th, 2007

This just in:

A group of yarnaholics were discovered in a martini infested gambling den playing a dangerous dice game called LEFT RIGHT CENTER (LRC). Warning: This game is addictive and will cause you to sell your very soul to the devil to get your fix of MORE YARN." :blink: (wondering if any MFC knitters were there)

 

"Posted in Dangerous Knitting, News, Oddities | 3 Comments »

 

“There are no Knitting Policeâ€, says Mary Oliver" :biggrin2: (thank God, says lilmot)

 

and also a knitting joke???? not quite sure, but if you read it when you are as tired as I am???

 

"So, three knitters walk into a bar. They settle in at the counter and pull out their projects.

 

Johnny Depp mosies up to them and murmers, in his best Jack Sparrow lilt, “Lovies, I will do whatever you ask, just command me in three words!†Ohlala, yummy. His pirate’s muscles bulge with tattoos acclaiming his passion for Tink, Wink, and Jo (Okay, I am just imagining that part).

 

The three knitters glance at each other, incredulous at their good fortune! And in one voice, they command, “BAKE MY BREAD!â€

 

HA! you thought perhaps “Wind my yarn� “Organize my stash� “Weave my ends�

 

No, my own personal pirate, Mr Tink, bakes my bread. I brag that he bakes every day, but in reality, it is only every OTHER day. The boy needs some rest, you know. Those who have sampled his loaves have been hankering for the recipe. It was originally from the NY Times. It is quick and easy, no kneading, and has the most excellent crunch, crumb, and texture. Here you go. Mr Tink’s Bread. (Notice his socks. This IS a knitting blog, after all.)"

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