lollipopgirl83 Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I know. Like, seriously Mika. Put down the oreos and step away from the lardshake, know what I mean? :roftl: Oh god that's so funny... *blushes as she puts down the oreo she was eating and walks away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbm Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I know. Like, seriously Mika. Put down the oreos and step away from the lardshake, know what I mean? Just back away from the vegetables.....have water for dinner instead - much more tasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 :roftl: Oh god that's so funny... *blushes as she puts down the oreo she was eating and walks away* Now you're going to get FAT like MIKA! Sooooo disgusting. Pretty soon he's going to be bigger than the Big Girl dancers. Go cry in your big bowl of cookie dough, Mika. You sicken me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Yeah meeks your love handles are sort of distracting me from your cellulite jiggling in your EMA performance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Just back away from the vegetables.....have water for dinner instead - much more tasty. Exactly. Doesn't he realize how FAT he's getting? I don't even think he should be eating three tictacs a day. It's like... God. Can't you cut one in half or something? Fatass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollipopgirl83 Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Now you're going to get FAT like MIKA! Sooooo disgusting. Pretty soon he's going to be bigger than the Big Girl dancers. Go cry in your big bowl of cookie dough, Mika. You sicken me. *runs off to Mika crying and starts eating cookie dough with him* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I know, those sugar free mints..jeez like come on man! put down the tomato and go for a jog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Yeah meeks your love handles are sort of distracting me from your cellulite jiggling in your EMA performance I know, mmm? It's like... "I try to be like Grace Kelly... jigglejigglejiggle" No, you're trying to be like that fat person who shops at fat people stores. And eats McDonalds. OMG fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbm Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 *runs off to Mika crying and starts eating cookie dough with him* I'm eating a cookie right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I know, those sugar free mints..jeez like come on man! put down the tomato and go for a jog! Thank God someone else understands! I mean... just because it's sugar free doesn't mean it's no making you fat. I bet he had 10 of them the other night. So repulsive. Doesn't he own a mirror? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I know, mmm? It's like... "I try to be like Grace Kelly... jigglejigglejiggle" No, you're trying to be like that fat person who shops at fat people stores. And eats McDonalds. OMG fat. Yes meeks put the burger down and no one will get hurt! Only one of your hip bones is showing now put it down! no..non-n-ot put it down! not the extra salty friend! *love handle wacks face* ow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Thank God someone else understands! I mean... just because it's sugar free doesn't mean it's no making you fat. I bet he had 10 of them the other night. So repulsive. Doesn't he own a mirror? i know. take a look at your double chin meeks! They're multiplying!! *sings* i got chins that are multiplying.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Yes meeks put the burger down and no one will get hurt! Only one of your hip bones is showing now put it down! no..non-n-ot put it down! not the extra salty friend! *love handle wacks face* ow. Seriously! I think if he does those pelvic thrusts much longer, people are going to get hurt. His fat, slobby, big little belly is going to SLAP them in the face. EW EW EW. God, just THINKING about fat people makes me uncomfortable. I try to spit on people as fat as Mika as often as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbm Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 i know. take a look at your double chin meeks! They're multiplying!! *sings* i got chins that are multiplying.... "You take your chins and mutiply 'em by four, now a really big Mika needs to jog some more" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 "You take your chins and mutiply 'em by four, now a really big Mika needs to jog some more" Yes indeed! Just picturing him shoving those carrot sticks into his mouth makes me want to vomit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 "You take your chins and mutiply 'em by four, now a really big Mika needs to jog some more" OMG THIS HAD ME IN STITCHES!!! and not the fat people stitches that they get after walking a while..oh wait those are cramps mika jeez, look at him huff 'n puff after the pelvic thrust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbm Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Yes indeed! Just picturing him shoving those carrot sticks into his mouth makes me want to vomit. And gulping down his unsweetened ice tea.....gross man, gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Seriously! I think if he does those pelvic thrusts much longer, people are going to get hurt. His fat, slobby, big little belly is going to SLAP them in the face. EW EW EW. God, just THINKING about fat people makes me uncomfortable. I try to spit on people as fat as Mika as often as possible. hahahahahhahahahahhaha and look at them cringe. poor poor souls getting mika'd. now that has a whole new term. mika'd- when fat slobbery tummy wacks you in the face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 And gulping down his unsweetened ice tea.....gross man, gross. I know. Doesn't he realize how many calories are in water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbm Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 hahahahahhahahahahhaha and look at them cringe. poor poor souls getting mika'd. now that has a whole new term. mika'd- when fat slobbery tummy wacks you in the face It gives the term "Mika" a whole new meaning! I know. Doesn't he realize how many calories are in water? Apparently not...... Repulsive.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I know. Doesn't he realize how many calories are in water? and in carrots? there's so much sugar..it'll only make his greasy fatty little heart stop sooner from all the exercise of a sugar high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 It gives the term "Mika" a whole new meaning! Apparently not...... Repulsive.... dispicable. dusgusting. repulsive. fat. yes mika. your chest bones...they're disappeaing hun. only 5 left. STOP EATING CELERY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbm Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 dispicable. dusgusting. repulsive. fat. yes mika. your chest bones...they're disappeaing hun. only 5 left. STOP EATING CELERY! You're gonna clog your arteries from all of that celery crap! You must go on a diet now or you're gonna die within' a month Please stop eating those fatty vegetables, PLEASE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Mika: dude where's my celery? me: IN YOUR MOUTH TAKE IT OUT! DO IT! DOOO ITTT!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollipopgirl83 Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 *sighs* you guys are so mean... *grabs Mika's not fat arm* Let's go get some ice cream...*skips away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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