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Oh god that's so funny...

*blushes as she puts down the oreo she was eating and walks away*

 

Now you're going to get FAT like MIKA! Sooooo disgusting.

 

Pretty soon he's going to be bigger than the Big Girl dancers.

 

Go cry in your big bowl of cookie dough, Mika. You sicken me.:sneaky2:

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Just back away from the vegetables.....have water for dinner instead - much more tasty.:thumb_yello:

 

Exactly.

 

Doesn't he realize how FAT he's getting?

 

I don't even think he should be eating three tictacs a day. It's like... God. Can't you cut one in half or something? Fatass.

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:lmfao: Yeah meeks your love handles are sort of distracting me from your cellulite jiggling in your EMA performance

 

I know, mmm?

 

It's like... "I try to be like Grace Kelly... jigglejigglejiggle"

 

No, you're trying to be like that fat person who shops at fat people stores. And eats McDonalds. OMG fat.

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I know, those sugar free mints..jeez like come on man! put down the tomato and go for a jog!

 

Thank God someone else understands!

 

I mean... just because it's sugar free doesn't mean it's no making you fat.

 

I bet he had 10 of them the other night. So repulsive.

 

Doesn't he own a mirror?

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I know, mmm?

 

It's like... "I try to be like Grace Kelly... jigglejigglejiggle"

 

No, you're trying to be like that fat person who shops at fat people stores. And eats McDonalds. OMG fat.

:lmao:

 

Yes meeks put the burger down and no one will get hurt! Only one of your hip bones is showing now put it down! no..non-n-ot put it down! not the extra salty friend! *love handle wacks face* ow.

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Thank God someone else understands!

 

I mean... just because it's sugar free doesn't mean it's no making you fat.

 

I bet he had 10 of them the other night. So repulsive.

 

Doesn't he own a mirror?

i know. take a look at your double chin meeks! They're multiplying!! *sings* i got chins that are multiplying....

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:lmao:

 

Yes meeks put the burger down and no one will get hurt! Only one of your hip bones is showing now put it down! no..non-n-ot put it down! not the extra salty friend! *love handle wacks face* ow.

 

Seriously!

 

I think if he does those pelvic thrusts much longer, people are going to get hurt.

 

His fat, slobby, big little belly is going to SLAP them in the face. EW EW EW.

 

God, just THINKING about fat people makes me uncomfortable.

 

I try to spit on people as fat as Mika as often as possible.

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i know. take a look at your double chin meeks! They're multiplying!! *sings* i got chins that are multiplying....

 

"You take your chins and mutiply 'em by four, now a really big Mika needs to jog some more"

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"You take your chins and mutiply 'em by four, now a really big Mika needs to jog some more"

 

Yes indeed!

 

Just picturing him shoving those carrot sticks into his mouth makes me want to vomit.

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"You take your chins and mutiply 'em by four, now a really big Mika needs to jog some more"

:lmao::lmfao: OMG THIS HAD ME IN STITCHES!!! and not the fat people stitches that they get after walking a while..oh wait those are cramps :roftl: mika jeez, look at him huff 'n puff after the pelvic thrust :no:

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Seriously!

 

I think if he does those pelvic thrusts much longer, people are going to get hurt.

 

His fat, slobby, big little belly is going to SLAP them in the face. EW EW EW.

 

God, just THINKING about fat people makes me uncomfortable.

 

I try to spit on people as fat as Mika as often as possible.

hahahahahhahahahahhaha and look at them cringe. poor poor souls getting mika'd. now that has a whole new term. mika'd- when fat slobbery tummy wacks you in the face

 

:no:

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hahahahahhahahahahhaha and look at them cringe. poor poor souls getting mika'd. now that has a whole new term. mika'd- when fat slobbery tummy wacks you in the face

 

:no:

 

It gives the term "Mika" a whole new meaning! :lmao:

 

I know.

 

Doesn't he realize how many calories are in water?

 

 

Apparently not......:fisch: Repulsive....

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dispicable. dusgusting. repulsive. fat. yes mika. your chest bones...they're disappeaing hun. only 5 left. :no: STOP EATING CELERY!

 

You're gonna clog your arteries from all of that celery crap! You must go on a diet now or you're gonna die within' a month :tears:

 

Please stop eating those fatty vegetables, PLEASE :crybaby:

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