CazGirl Posted February 22, 2009 Author Share Posted February 22, 2009 Has Sariflor not read these yet? i quote myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted March 6, 2009 Author Share Posted March 6, 2009 (edited) In the dark bedroom filled with cartoon wallpaper, Mika rested his messy curly head on his pillow. He was laying on his stomach with his head turned to the side, mouth open with his tongue hanging out and drool dripping off unattractively, snoring here and there. His quilt was a mess and his arms and legs poked out beneath them. Suddenly there was a rustle in the room beneath him. It stirred him slightly and he changed position, but the noise became louder and louder, and then a thud so terrible happened it shook the whole house sending Mika off his bed and onto a heap on the floor, and his Tazmanian Devil alarm clock fell off his bedside and hit him on the head. Mika: *still in a dreamlike state* Where are my nuts? Mika laid on the floor and curled up to his alarm clock and tried to get back to sleep, not awake enough to realise he was out of bed, but the noise was becoming more frequent and so Mika decided to open his eyes admit defeat. Now he was awake. He rubbed his sleepy eyes (but recoiled when he felt all the green goo on his hands) and looked at the time. Mika: Eww my eyes sneezed....*wipes the green goo onto his pyjamas which has yellow ducks printed on them) what time is it? *looks at the time* Aww dang I can't tell the time! Mika got up and turned on the light. Around him were Christmas decorations and then suddenly...it occured to him. Mika: Christmas...Oh my God it's Christmas Day!! That noise must be Santa!!! Mika put on his dressing gown, grabbed his phone and opened his door as quietly as he could. He trod carefully as he made his way down the stairs...and sure enough, amongst the darkness, he could see a large figure by the Christmas tree. He got to the bottom of the stairs and crawled his way behind the sofa so Santa couldn't see him. He poked his head round the corner, got out his phone and started to film. Mika: *thinking* This is soooo going on YouTube! Suddenly another figure emerged, who was also quite large. Large Man #2: Hey you! Impersonator! Step away from the Christmas Tree! Large Man number 1 did not respond in human language. In fact, it was tutting. Large Man #2: Don't tut at me you ruddy rodent! There is only one room for Santa Claus and I am he! Suddenly the lights came on and there was Santa Claus....and a huge squirrel dressed as Santa. Mika: OH MY GOD IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! Santa: Boy, shouldn't you be in bed?! And what is this device? A mobile?? Are you filming?! Mika: I've angered Santa! Suddenly the huge squirrel had ripped off its Santa clothes and went to go for Mika, but then Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer came bursting through out of nowhere and a laser beam came out of its nose and injured the Squirrel. Santa: That's it, get him boy!! Rudolph and the Squirrel had this massive fight; teeth, claws, hooves, antlers and lasers flying everywhere, until the squirrel admitted defeat and shrunk back to it's normal size, and exited through the open window. Mika: Bambi you saved my life!! Santa: It's Rudolph. Mika: Thank you Bambi! *strokes Rudolph* Tell Thumper I said hello!! And all the animals in Farthing Wood! Santa: Son you have your cartoons all mixed up. Mika: *snuggles into Rudolph's neck* Santa: Boy, I have to go and deliver the rest of the presents. Mika: Oh! Thank you Santa! Thank you so much for coming! Santa: It's my job. Oh by the way, I have to do this before I leave. Mika: What's that? There's a loud smack, and then suddenly it all goes black. Mika woke up to his alarm clock that repeatdly said "graahhblablublahblah" (because it's the Tazmanian Devil) and Mika sleepily turned it off. He opened his eyes to realise that he was on the floor. Mika: How did I get here? *Rubs his eyes* Ooh ouch, that kinda hurts....eww what's this green stuff?? Did my eyes sneeze? There's a lot of commotion outside his door and he hears Jerry singing "So here it iiiisss Merry Christmas! Everybody's having fuuuuunnn!!" Mika: Oh my God! It's Christmas Day!! Mika jumped up and ran downstairs to see everyone else gathered by the Christmas tree. John and Jerry looked at him, confused. John: Mika, why do you have a black eye? Mika: Do I? Jerry: Maybe Mika punched himself in his dream or something. John: Do you need to go to the hospital? Mika: *remembers creepy nurse* Oh hell no! Jerry: Cool! Let's open our presents!! Mika and Jerry are about to get their presents but then John yelps. John: Good grief! Who butchered the Angel on top of the tree? Mika and Jerry look up and there's a picture of Ashley Dupree covering the Angel's face. Mika and Jerry silently snigger and high five quietly behind John's back. John turns round. John: Well I don't find it funny! Jerry: Oh live a little, it's Christmas! Mika: Yeah! Go on John, open your present! John grudgingly sits down next to Mika and gets his present they all open them at the same time. Mika: Coal? Jerry: Helium balloons? John: ....Who bought me nuts? They all stare at their presents in shared disappointment. Mika: Why did I get coal? Jerry: Look! There's a note! Mika: *grabs the note* ...It's all gobbledegoop to me. John: Fiiiiine I'll read it... Dear Mika, Regrettably I have given you coal over your request of an oversized Lollipop this year because frankly, you can buy an oversized Lollipop from Topshop and I believe you haven't even finished the large lollipop that man from Australia gave you. Mika: What's Australia? John: We tried to tour there but we got lost, don't you remember? Andy the cameraman looking at porn? Mika: Andy? Where did he go anyway? Did someone fire him? John: *sighs* I do not like giving coal to people Mika, but you have been a very naughty boy! You have STILL not given your fanclub the details about them being official, you have ignored your Australian fans, you bully John because of his sexuality - Mika: Ha! So you ARE gay! John: NOT THE TIME AND PLACE MIKA!! -amongst other misdemeanors! Henceforth I have given you coal as a punishment. Better luck next year. Santa. Mika: Wow, what a bastard. I say next year we keep the fireplace aflame so he burns to Hell! John: We don't have a chimney. Mika: THEN WE'LL MAKE ONE!! Edited March 6, 2009 by CazGirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veroMica Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Brilliant! I love reading your scripts after such a long time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted March 6, 2009 Author Share Posted March 6, 2009 Brilliant! I love reading your scripts after such a long time! lol I had no idea what to write in this one I just made it up as I went along Just relieved it still pleased lol!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted March 6, 2009 Author Share Posted March 6, 2009 eeexellent! WOW lol!! Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veroMica Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 lol I had no idea what to write in this one I just made it up as I went along Just relieved it still pleased lol!!! It's great. "Mika: *thinking* This is soooo going on YouTube!" "Mika: Wow, what a bastard. I say next year we keep the fireplace aflame so he burns to Hell!" eeexellent! Looks terrifying if you think it's giant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAK1 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 lol I had no idea what to write in this one I just made it up as I went along Just relieved it still pleased lol!!! You'll have to write an Easter one, with the Easter Bunny:roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veroMica Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 You'll have to write an Easter one, with the Easter Bunny:roftl: That could end up being really bizarre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAK1 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 That could end up being really bizarre. Only if there's mushrooms involved:wink2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sienna Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Love it! I'm so glad to see you're back to writing again! Oh and I saw two places where it should have been its instead of it’s! I just had to say it because it’s you and I know you will take it with a laugh, and we’ve been talking so much about the use of language!!! Sorry!!! "Suddenly the huge squirrel had ripped off it's Santa clothes" "shrunk back to it's normal size," It's not every day one can find things like this in your texts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guylainem123 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 ohhhhhhhhh yeah!!!! entertainment!!! looking forward to easter and bunnies and squirrels and chickens :punk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlindee Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Haha that was amazing Caz:lmao: Mika getting coal and all:lmfao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted March 6, 2009 Author Share Posted March 6, 2009 You'll have to write an Easter one, with the Easter Bunny:roftl: Oh of course!! Lol That could end up being really bizarre. Aren't they bizarre anyway? Oh and I saw two places where it should have been its instead of it’s! I just had to say it because it’s you and I know you will take it with a laugh, and we’ve been talking so much about the use of language!!! Sorry!!! "Suddenly the huge squirrel had ripped off it's Santa clothes" "shrunk back to it's normal size," It's not every day one can find things like this in your texts! Aww dang lol, thanks Sienna, I'll correct them right now! I am actually ill though...hence the mistakes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sienna Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Aww dang lol, thanks Sienna, I'll correct them right now! I am actually ill though...hence the mistakes.... I hope you're feeling better soon! I was probably the only one to notice…I’m not sure of the English expression…it takes one to know one...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted March 6, 2009 Author Share Posted March 6, 2009 I hope you're feeling better soon! I was probably the only one to notice…I’m not sure of the English expression…it takes one to know one...? well it makes sense to me lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lolliepop_girl Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 (edited) Ooooh! @ Caz I read soon! *subscribe* EDIT: I've read them! OMG! You're my hero! Man Santa's a **** Edited March 6, 2009 by Lolliepop_girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted March 7, 2009 Author Share Posted March 7, 2009 Ooooh! @ Caz I read soon! *subscribe* EDIT: I've read them! OMG! You're my hero! Man Santa's a **** HERO LOL!!! Glad ya like 'em lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lolliepop_girl Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 HERO LOL!!! Glad ya like 'em lol Like them? I LOVE THEM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veroMica Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Write the Easter one, Caz! With the bizarre bunny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlau_20zr Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 the Christmas script was greatt i missed your scripts Caz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucrezia Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 There scripts are fantastic!! I missed your next scripts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauruslady Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 SO funny I remember a time when I used to really look forward to logging in MFC and reading your scripts, I think I even saved loads to my computer. Keep them up, they really are hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 5, 2009 Author Share Posted April 5, 2009 ah I thought the christmas one was a bit poo lol! compared to the others anyway... but right now my brain is fried from mika talking to me on Twitter and all that, so we're gonna have to wait until my brain returns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauruslady Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 ah I thought the christmas one was a bit poo lol! compared to the others anyway... but right now my brain is fried from mika talking to me on Twitter and all that, so we're gonna have to wait until my brain returns! He did?? Why can't I see any @replies, except to Richard quest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 5, 2009 Author Share Posted April 5, 2009 He did?? Why can't I see any @replies, except to Richard quest? read my blog on MySpace or Note on Facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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