101 stupid things to do at the wal mart!!

[MIKAmadRosie1996]

as the title says....

 

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them

and stranding them at strategic locations.

 

Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

 

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals

throughout the day.

 

Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get

to join in.

 

Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the

air fresheners.

 

Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

 

Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

 

Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

 

When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW,

especially thin narrow aisles.

 

Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I

think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what

happens.

 

Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off

and turn the volumes to “10″.

 

Play with the automatic doors.

 

Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen

you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid

embarrassment.

 

While walking through the clothing department, ask

yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk,

anyway?”

 

Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

 

Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re

taking it for a “test drive.”

 

Follow people through the aisles, always staying about

five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the

department.

 

Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store

as your playing field.

 

As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look

mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”

 

Put M&M’s on layaway.

 

Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

 

Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll

only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

 

Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from

the other aisles.

 

Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

 

Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around

saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!”

 

TP as much of the store as possible.

 

Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

 

Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello”

upside down.

 

When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,

“Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”

 

Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired

employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any

Shnerples here?”

 

Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale

battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

 

Take bets on the battle described above.

 

Hold indoor shopping cart races.

 

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from

“Mission: Impossible.”

 

Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while

squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I

need some tampons!!”

 

Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

 

Try on bras over top of your clothes.

 

Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

 

Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

 

Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to

your Twinkies?”

 

Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.

 

Two words: “Marco Polo.”

 

Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet

food aisle, etc.

 

“Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.

 

Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the

restrooms

 

When someone steps away from their cart to look at

something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

 

Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

 

When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,

assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those

voices again!”

 

Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

 

Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and

relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain

that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little

umbrella in it.

 

can you think of anymore stupid things to do?

[MIKAmadRosie1996]

51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice

possible “sex and candy”

 

52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your

head and walk around the store casually.

 

53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the

mannequins.

 

54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

 

55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run

between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”

 

56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror

while you pick your nose.

 

57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes.

(Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)

 

58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly

ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act

as spastic as possible.

 

59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and

women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.

 

60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch

everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

 

61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with

various funnels.

 

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse

through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare

them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

 

63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you

and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is

breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you

do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was

another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME

darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto

the ground screaming and having convulsions.

 

64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people

out.

 

65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and

begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.”

 

66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of

shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the

boxes and throw it in various aisles.

 

67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

 

68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every

perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another

girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way.

“hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When the boy

shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way.

“hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).”

 

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples

carts when they don’t realize it!

 

70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of

super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean

in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front

of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the

perfume!!”

 

71. Hit on the elderly.

 

72. Hit on 5 year olds.

 

73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly

move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left

as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the

ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like

crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was

the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!!

Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat.

 

74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray.

 

75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat.

Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.

 

76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a

prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to

people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.

 

77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your

friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those

electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they

don’t know you.

 

78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for

toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend

that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over

wanting to use it, start barking at them until

they run away crying.

 

79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind

customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your

friend.

 

80. Excesively use anything thing that says “Try Me”.

 

81. Start pocketing any and all free samples.

 

82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.

 

82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say

“Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter

Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of

french fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say

“Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you

say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from

Caldors, but not Walmart. People who are gay are just like

everyone else your know. You digust me” Then walk away

mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley- girl-

like as you can

 

83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people

asking where the rash cream is because your family and all

your friends seem to have a rash too.

 

84. When your alone, have loud conversations with your

“multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern

person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old

girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should

sound like this: “Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly

good time.(English)” “Look, oall I wanna do, is wok ta

Stawbucks and git a cawfee(New York)” Etc.

 

85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms

and legs around like your having some kind of massive

seizure.

 

86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the

store.

 

87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to

leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your

walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to

go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then

quickly look around you to see who’s watching and run away

as fast as your can.

 

88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger,

your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while

singing the circus song.

 

89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department

 

90. Put lingerie in the men’s department.

 

91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn

around.

 

92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that

someone istrying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over,

start crying and saying “All I ever wanted was a little

attention” Then run away crying.

 

93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while,

start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don’t look away, just

stay mesmerized.

 

94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in

my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your

hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming

“NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO

NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the

eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a

zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t

light the zippo, just hold it closed.

 

95. Light a match under a spinkler.

 

96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I

warned you never to come back here. Wait here while i go get

my shot gun”. Then walk away.

 

97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my

god it is!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” Then kiss him.

Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then

walk away. Much more affective if you’re a guy.

 

Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a

mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as

possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your

watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get

paid enough to do this”

 

Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.

 

Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen

my mommy?”

 

Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless

[ruxi]

cool

i had some with "funny things to do in an elevator"

i'll look for them and post

[ruxi]

Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen

my mommy?”

 

i actually did this with my cousin once

imagine...she's 20 and i'm 18 the looks on people's faces were priceless

[HollyD]

Me and the boys have done some CRAZY shizat at Wal-Mart!

 

Like going down the toy isle and lining up the etch-a-sketches all in a row and writing MIKA all over them~!!

 

Having sword fights in the middle of the isle with pool noodles... *my fave*

 

Riding the little tricycles through the store until a clerk YELLS at us to get off them!

 

Making Austin walk all around the store with ladies lacey thongs on his head!

[ruxi]

Me and the boys have done some CRAZY shizat at Wal-Mart!

 

Like going down the toy isle and lining up the etch-a-sketches all in a row and writing MIKA all over them~!!

 

Having sword fights in the middle of the isle with pool noodles... *my fave*

 

Riding the little tricycles through the store until a clerk YELLS at us to get off them!

 

Making Austin walk all around the store with ladies lacey thongs on his head!

:roftl: OMG I can't wait till i go shopping again

[ruxi]

things to do in an elevator:

 

1. Walk on with a cooler that is labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.
   
2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
   
3. Crack open your briefcase of purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?
   
4. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
   
5. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
   
6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
   
7. Meow occasionally.
   
8. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
   
9. Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.
   
10. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
    
11. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
    
12. Annouce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
    
13. Say "Ding" at each floor.
    
14. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
    
15. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
    
16. Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
    
17. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
    
18. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
    
19. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
    
20. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
    
21. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
    
22. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
    
23. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
    
24. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
    
25. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
    
26. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
    
27. Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
    
28. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
    
29. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
    
30. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
    
31. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
    
32. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
    
33. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
    
34. Swat at flies that don't exist.
    
35. Tell people that you can see their aura.
    
36. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
    
37. Shave.
    
38. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
    
39. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
    
40. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"
    
41. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
    
42. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
    
43. Leave a box between the doors.
    
44. Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
    
45. Start a sing-along.
    
46. One word: Flatulence!
    
47. Do Tai Chi exercises
    
48. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
    
49. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
    
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
    
51. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
    
52. Bring a chair along.
    
53. Lean against the button panel.
    
54. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
    

55. Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

 

though many of you might know it already

[musicfreak]

:roftl::roftl:These are hilarious! It reminds me of a show "The Annoying Devil" It's this guy dressed in a devil suit going around doing stuff exactly like this:roftl:

 

 

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=XKRmV48zEiA

[mika-fan1001]

those are hilarious! just great!

[HollyD]

Looks like SOMEONE needs to RELAX -- take it easy and 'Lighten Up' a bit......

 

This post has been sprayed with love, happiness, cheer a HUGE smile and last but, NEVER least tons of glitter!

[mika-fan1001]

my neighbors and i were online loooking thigs up all night long! it was so fun!

[HollyD]

I love you too, Holly

 

Back at'cha babe!

[rachie b]

I love 94

[ErnestBallard]

51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice

possible “sex and candy”

 

52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your

head and walk around the store casually.

 

53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the

mannequins.

 

54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

 

55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run

between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”

 

56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror

while you pick your nose.

 

57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes.

(Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)

 

58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly

ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act

as spastic as possible.

 

59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and

women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.

 

60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch

everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

 

61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with

various funnels.

 

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse

through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare

them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

 

63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you

and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is

breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you

do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was

another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME

darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto

the ground screaming and having convulsions.

 

64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people

out.

 

65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and

begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.”

 

66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of

shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the

boxes and throw it in various aisles.

 

67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

 

68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every

perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another

girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way.

“hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When the boy

shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way.

“hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).”

 

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples

carts when they don’t realize it!

 

70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of

super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean

in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front

of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the

perfume!!”

 

71. Hit on the elderly.

 

72. Hit on 5 year olds.

 

73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly

move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left

as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the

ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like

crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was

the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!!

Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat.

 

74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray.

 

75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat.

Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.

 

76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a

prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to

people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.

 

77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your

friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those

electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they

don’t know you.

 

78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for

toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend

that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over

wanting to use it, start barking at them until

they run away crying.

 

79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind

customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your

friend.

 

80. Excesively use anything thing that says “Try Me”.

 

81. Start pocketing any and all free samples.

 

82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.

 

82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say

“Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter

Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of

french fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say

“Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you

say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from

Caldors, but not Walmart. People who are gay are just like

everyone else your know. You digust me” Then walk away

mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley- girl-

like as you can

 

83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people

asking where the rash cream is because your family and all

your friends seem to have a rash too.

 

84. When your alone, have loud conversations with your

“multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern

person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old

girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should

sound like this: “Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly

good time.(English)” “Look, oall I wanna do, is wok ta

Stawbucks and git a cawfee(New York)” Etc.

 

85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms

and legs around like your having some kind of massive

seizure.

 

86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the

store.

 

87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to

leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your

walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to

go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then

quickly look around you to see who’s watching and run away

as fast as your can.

 

88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger,

your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while

singing the circus song.

 

89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department

 

90. Put lingerie in the men’s department.

 

91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn

around.

 

92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that

someone istrying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over,

start crying and saying “All I ever wanted was a little

attention” Then run away crying.

 

93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while,

start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don’t look away, just

stay mesmerized.

 

94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in

my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your

hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming

“NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO

NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the

eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a

zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t

light the zippo, just hold it closed.

 

95. Light a match under a spinkler.

 

96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I

warned you never to come back here. Wait here while i go get

my shot gun”. Then walk away.

 

97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my

god it is!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” Then kiss him.

Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then

walk away. Much more affective if you’re a guy.

 

Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a

mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as

possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your

watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get

paid enough to do this”

 

Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.

 

Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen

my mommy?”

 

Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless

very nicely done. I think I have done some of these crazy things with my friends. You can surely add lot more to the list and I can even help you out:wink2:

[ErnestBallard]

51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice

possible “sex and candy”

 

52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your

head and walk around the store casually.

 

53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the

mannequins.

 

54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

 

55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run

between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”

 

56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror

while you pick your nose.

 

57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes.

(Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)

 

58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly

ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act

as spastic as possible.

 

59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and

women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.

 

60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch

everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

 

61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with

various funnels.

 

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse

through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare

them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

 

63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you

and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is

breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you

do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was

another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME

darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto

the ground screaming and having convulsions.

 

64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people

out.

 

65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and

begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.”

 

66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of

shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the

boxes and throw it in various aisles.

 

67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

 

68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every

perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another

girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way.

“hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When the boy

shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way.

“hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).”

 

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples

carts when they don’t realize it!

 

70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of

super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean

in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front

of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the

perfume!!”

 

71. Hit on the elderly.

 

72. Hit on 5 year olds.

 

73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly

move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left

as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the

ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like

crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was

the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!!

Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat.

 

74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray.

 

75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat.

Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.

 

76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a

prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to

people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.

 

77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your

friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those

electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they

don’t know you.

 

78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for

toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend

that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over

wanting to use it, start barking at them until

they run away crying.

 

79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind

customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your

friend.

 

80. Excesively use anything thing that says “Try Me”.

 

81. Start pocketing any and all free samples.

 

82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.

 

82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say

“Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter

Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of

french fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say

“Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you

say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from

Caldors, but not Walmart. People who are gay are just like

everyone else your know. You digust me” Then walk away

mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley- girl-

like as you can

 

83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people

asking where the rash cream is because your family and all

your friends seem to have a rash too.

 

84. When your alone, have loud conversations with your

“multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern

person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old

girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should

sound like this: “Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly

good time.(English)” “Look, oall I wanna do, is wok ta

Stawbucks and git a cawfee(New York)” Etc.

 

85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms

and legs around like your having some kind of massive

seizure.

 

86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the

store.

 

87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to

leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your

walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to

go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then

quickly look around you to see who’s watching and run away

as fast as your can.

 

88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger,

your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while

singing the circus song.

 

89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department

 

90. Put lingeries in the men’s department.

 

91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn

around.

 

92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that

someone istrying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over,

start crying and saying “All I ever wanted was a little

attention” Then run away crying.

 

93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while,

start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don’t look away, just

stay mesmerized.

 

94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in

my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your

hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming

“NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO

NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the

eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a

zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t

light the zippo, just hold it closed.

 

95. Light a match under a spinkler.

 

96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I

warned you never to come back here. Wait here while i go get

my shot gun”. Then walk away.

 

97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my

god it is!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” Then kiss him.

Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then

walk away. Much more affective if you’re a guy.

 

Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a

mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as

possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your

watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get

paid enough to do this”

 

Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.

 

Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen

my mommy?”

 

Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless

 

very nicely done. I think I have done some of these crazy things with my friends. You can surely add lot more to the list and I can even help you out:wink2:

 

Would you like to add few things?

[guylainem123]

Would you like to add few things?

 

you really like this old thread, don't you?

[Angela in MI]

I love this thread.

 

A friend and I were at one in a touristy town in Florida right around Halloween. So he and I, completely sober and trying to one-up each other, decided to try on costumes. He dressed up like a princess/fairy, and I don't even remember what I had on because I was trying not to pee on myself from laughing so hard at him. He had the wand, tiara, the whole thing.

 

I wish I had a photo. I swear I'd post it. The best part of all is that all he was wearing was his speedo swimsuit. It was hot, and we were at the beach. We went to get something and ended up wearing costumes.