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~Demetri Martin~

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---COMEDIAN---

 

Some qutoes from his performances:

"I saw a sign that said: watch for children. I thought, 'that sounds like a fair trade...especially if they're crappy kids'".

 

"I love the beach. I like to get there really early, before everybody else shows up. I take like 30 bottles with notes in them and throw them into the water and then I wait for everyone to come to the beach. When someone goes to pick up one of the bottles, I go up behind them because when they open it, inside there's a note that says: I'm standing right behind you."

 

"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...especially if your team mates are bad guessers. The only worst time would be during a game of fake heart attack, followed by naps"

 

 

 

Some videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-h_XfVaLK8

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoCRmfJP9kU

 

 

...ENJOY! :biggrin2:

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yeah I saw him first on "The Rocker" awhile ago:biggrin2:

in the movie he didn't have a really big part, but he was really funny:roftl:

and now he has that tv show, so I was excited about that:bleh:

but I only watched one show so far..

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yeah I saw him first on "The Rocker" awhile ago:biggrin2:

in the movie he didn't have a really big part, but he was really funny:roftl:

and now he has that tv show, so I was excited about that:bleh:

but I only watched one show so far..

It's a shame I didn't realize he was in The Rocker. :shocked:

 

Is it good? I've seen commercials but haven't got around to watching it...yet. :bleh:

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It's a shame I didn't realize he was in The Rocker. :shocked:

 

Is it good? I've seen commercials but haven't got around to watching it...yet. :bleh:

 

 

yeah its really good :cheerful_h4h:

it has alot of great actors in it...like teddy geiger, rainn wilson...umm and few others and Demetri :bleh:

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yeah its really good :cheerful_h4h:

it has alot of great actors in it...like teddy geiger, rainn wilson...umm and few others and Demetri :bleh:

RAINN WILSON? I love him, he's so funny! I think I'm going to watch it this week...I promise. :naughty:

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RAINN WILSON? I love him, he's so funny! I think I'm going to watch it this week...I promise. :naughty:

 

yup I think so, hes the one from the office, right? :bleh:

 

haha yeah, you definitely should...its good:naughty::biggrin2:

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yup I think so, hes the one from the office, right? :bleh:

 

haha yeah, you definitely should...its good:naughty::biggrin2:

Yes! Dwight, on The Office...LOVE that show! :punk:

 

I'll double check the date and time and stuff and see how it goes. :naughty:

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Yes! Dwight, on The Office...LOVE that show! :punk:

 

I'll double check the date and time and stuff and see how it goes. :naughty:

 

I've never seen it, only like once, but it seemed really good:punk:

 

what date and time? :blink: sorry:blush-anim-cl:

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I've never seen it, only like once, but it seemed really good:punk:

 

what date and time? :blink: sorry:blush-anim-cl:

Well, if you saw it only once and liked it, I imagine the other episodes will be good as well.

 

I think it's on Wednesday's at 10:30pm...

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Well, if you saw it only once and liked it, I imagine the other episodes will be good as well.

 

I think it's on Wednesday's at 10:30pm...

 

oh...the date and time for the office? :doh:

I thought you meant the movie:blush-anim-cl:

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oh...the date and time for the office? :doh:

I thought you meant the movie:blush-anim-cl:

That was for Demetri's show. The Office is on, on Thursdays.

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Do it! Wait, so should I. :roftl: *goes to check TV Guide*

 

haha we'll both watch it:roftl:

 

I'm not sure when its on though :thumbdown:

I'll have to check tomorrow after school :naughty:

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haha we'll both watch it:roftl:

 

I'm not sure when its on though :thumbdown:

I'll have to check tomorrow after school :naughty:

I gave up. I can check tomorrow after school as well...:roftl:

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I gave up. I can check tomorrow after school as well...:roftl:

 

:roftl::roftl:

 

I have to go now...I can't believe schools already tomorrow:boxed:

hopefully Demetri's shows on tomorrow...hope I remember to check:naughty:

 

bye! goodnight:bye:

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Demetri Martin is my absolute FAVORITE comedian. Plus he's pretty fricken adorable. His show only had 8 episodes and the season's over, but I'm sure you could find episodes online. I'm also stoked that he's going to be in so many movies, like "Taking Woodstock" and "Paper Heart" and he was in a few episodes of Flight of the Conchords (who you should also check out :punk:) and the Rocker, which was kind of silly but so what haha. He came around my area like 3 times one weekend and I couldn't go because it sold out so quickly. :/ But I've basically memorized all his jokes but still laugh everytime I hear them. Therefore, this thread makes me happy :D

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Demetri Martin is my absolute FAVORITE comedian. Plus he's pretty fricken adorable. His show only had 8 episodes and the season's over, but I'm sure you could find episodes online. I'm also stoked that he's going to be in so many movies, like "Taking Woodstock" and "Paper Heart" and he was in a few episodes of Flight of the Conchords (who you should also check out :punk:) and the Rocker, which was kind of silly but so what haha. He came around my area like 3 times one weekend and I couldn't go because it sold out so quickly. :/ But I've basically memorized all his jokes but still laugh everytime I hear them. Therefore, this thread makes me happy :D

Season is over? Damn.

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OK THIS IS COMPLETELY AMAZING.

 

and I'm completely obsessed with Demetri Martin.

 

I've considered making a thread for him before but for some reason I didn't lol.

 

 

 

SO guess what!?!

 

I'M SEEING DEMETRI LIVE IN 16 DAYS 20 HOURS AND 22 MINUTES!!!

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OK THIS IS COMPLETELY AMAZING.

 

and I'm completely obsessed with Demetri Martin.

 

I've considered making a thread for him before but for some reason I didn't lol.

 

 

 

SO guess what!?!

 

I'M SEEING DEMETRI LIVE IN 16 DAYS 20 HOURS AND 22 MINUTES!!!

There's a thread here now...:naughty:

 

:shocked:LUCKY! I surely want to know how it goes. :thumb_yello:

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I'll deliver a full report, promise.

 

I'm also hoping I might get to meet him, because he's gonna be at my absolute favorite venue, where i've met a few people/bands before.. because it's really easy to stalk them out the back door... lol.

 

May 15th! asdlkfjal;k!!!

 

So many exciting things going on between Mika, Demetri, Summer in general all this good stuff I can't contain myself!

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