Demetri Martin

iadoremika · April 26, 2009

~Demetri Martin~

---COMEDIAN---

Some qutoes from his performances:

"I saw a sign that said: watch for children. I thought, 'that sounds like a fair trade...especially if they're crappy kids'".

"I love the beach. I like to get there really early, before everybody else shows up. I take like 30 bottles with notes in them and throw them into the water and then I wait for everyone to come to the beach. When someone goes to pick up one of the bottles, I go up behind them because when they open it, inside there's a note that says: I'm standing right behind you."

"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...especially if your team mates are bad guessers. The only worst time would be during a game of fake heart attack, followed by naps"

Some videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-h_XfVaLK8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoCRmfJP9kU

...ENJOY! :biggrin2:

Edited April 26, 2009 by iadoremika

England · April 26, 2009

yeah I saw him first on "The Rocker" awhile ago:biggrin2:

in the movie he didn't have a really big part, but he was really funny:roftl:

and now he has that tv show, so I was excited about that:bleh:

but I only watched one show so far..

iadoremika · April 26, 2009

yeah I saw him first on "The Rocker" awhile ago:biggrin2:
in the movie he didn't have a really big part, but he was really funny:roftl:

and now he has that tv show, so I was excited about that:bleh:

but I only watched one show so far..

It's a shame I didn't realize he was in The Rocker. :shocked:

Is it good? I've seen commercials but haven't got around to watching it...yet. :bleh:

England · April 26, 2009

It's a shame I didn't realize he was in The Rocker.

Is it good? I've seen commercials but haven't got around to watching it...yet.

yeah its really good :cheerful_h4h:

it has alot of great actors in it...like teddy geiger, rainn wilson...umm and few others and Demetri :bleh:

iadoremika · April 26, 2009

yeah its really good
it has alot of great actors in it...like teddy geiger, rainn wilson...umm and few others and Demetri

RAINN WILSON? I love him, he's so funny! I think I'm going to watch it this week...I promise. :naughty:

norwalk174 · April 26, 2009

Cute. :cheerful_h4h:

England · April 27, 2009

RAINN WILSON? I love him, he's so funny! I think I'm going to watch it this week...I promise.

yup I think so, hes the one from the office, right? :bleh:

haha yeah, you definitely should...its good:naughty: :biggrin2:

iadoremika · April 27, 2009

yup I think so, hes the one from the office, right?

haha yeah, you definitely should...its good:naughty:

Yes! Dwight, on The Office...LOVE that show! :punk:

I'll double check the date and time and stuff and see how it goes. :naughty:

England · April 27, 2009

Yes! Dwight, on The Office...LOVE that show!

I'll double check the date and time and stuff and see how it goes.

I've never seen it, only like once, but it seemed really good:punk:

what date and time? :blink: sorry:blush-anim-cl:

iadoremika · April 27, 2009

I've never seen it, only like once, but it seemed really good:punk:

what date and time? sorry:blush-anim-cl:

Well, if you saw it only once and liked it, I imagine the other episodes will be good as well.

I think it's on Wednesday's at 10:30pm...

England · April 27, 2009

Well, if you saw it only once and liked it, I imagine the other episodes will be good as well.

I think it's on Wednesday's at 10:30pm...

oh...the date and time for the office? :doh:

I thought you meant the movie:blush-anim-cl:

iadoremika · April 27, 2009

oh...the date and time for the office?
I thought you meant the movie:blush-anim-cl:

That was for Demetri's show. The Office is on, on Thursdays.

England · April 27, 2009

That was for Demetri's show. The Office is on, on Thursdays.

ohhh geez ok sorry I was confused :doh: :doh:

iadoremika · April 27, 2009

ohhh geez ok sorry I was confused :doh:

Don't worry! Happens to me as well. :bleh: :roftl:

England · April 27, 2009

Don't worry! Happens to me as well.

haha ok thanks:naughty: :bleh:

I need to watch Demetri's show now :punk:

iadoremika · April 27, 2009

haha ok thanks:naughty:

I need to watch Demetri's show now

Do it! Wait, so should I. :roftl: *goes to check TV Guide*

England · April 27, 2009

Do it! Wait, so should I. *goes to check TV Guide*

haha we'll both watch it:roftl:

I'm not sure when its on though :thumbdown:

I'll have to check tomorrow after school :naughty:

iadoremika · April 27, 2009

haha we'll both watch it:roftl:

I'm not sure when its on though

I'll have to check tomorrow after school

I gave up. I can check tomorrow after school as well... :roftl:

England · April 27, 2009

I gave up. I can check tomorrow after school as well...

:roftl: :roftl:

I have to go now...I can't believe schools already tomorrow:boxed:

hopefully Demetri's shows on tomorrow...hope I remember to check:naughty:

bye! goodnight:bye:

rubberduckiiz2 · April 28, 2009

Demetri Martin is my absolute FAVORITE comedian. Plus he's pretty fricken adorable. His show only had 8 episodes and the season's over, but I'm sure you could find episodes online. I'm also stoked that he's going to be in so many movies, like "Taking Woodstock" and "Paper Heart" and he was in a few episodes of Flight of the Conchords (who you should also check out :punk: ) and the Rocker, which was kind of silly but so what haha. He came around my area like 3 times one weekend and I couldn't go because it sold out so quickly. :/ But I've basically memorized all his jokes but still laugh everytime I hear them. Therefore, this thread makes me happy

iadoremika · April 28, 2009

Demetri Martin is my absolute FAVORITE comedian. Plus he's pretty fricken adorable. His show only had 8 episodes and the season's over, but I'm sure you could find episodes online. I'm also stoked that he's going to be in so many movies, like "Taking Woodstock" and "Paper Heart" and he was in a few episodes of Flight of the Conchords (who you should also check out ) and the Rocker, which was kind of silly but so what haha. He came around my area like 3 times one weekend and I couldn't go because it sold out so quickly. :/ But I've basically memorized all his jokes but still laugh everytime I hear them. Therefore, this thread makes me happy

Season is over? Damn.

mel_tinydancer · April 29, 2009

OK THIS IS COMPLETELY AMAZING.

and I'm completely obsessed with Demetri Martin.

I've considered making a thread for him before but for some reason I didn't lol.

SO guess what!?!

I'M SEEING DEMETRI LIVE IN 16 DAYS 20 HOURS AND 22 MINUTES!!!

mel_tinydancer · April 29, 2009

........ ladies.

iadoremika · April 29, 2009

OK THIS IS COMPLETELY AMAZING.

and I'm completely obsessed with Demetri Martin.

I've considered making a thread for him before but for some reason I didn't lol.

SO guess what!?!

I'M SEEING DEMETRI LIVE IN 16 DAYS 20 HOURS AND 22 MINUTES!!!

There's a thread here now... :naughty:

:shocked:LUCKY! I surely want to know how it goes. :thumb_yello:

mel_tinydancer · April 29, 2009

I'll deliver a full report, promise.

I'm also hoping I might get to meet him, because he's gonna be at my absolute favorite venue, where i've met a few people/bands before.. because it's really easy to stalk them out the back door... lol.

May 15th! asdlkfjal;k!!!

So many exciting things going on between Mika, Demetri, Summer in general all this good stuff I can't contain myself!

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