bopsterjazz Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Assignment: To Make a Fake Business and Interview Someone for a Position Name of Business: The Hooded Stork Mission Statement: "We steal babies." Job title: Ninja of the Night Boss: We are one. Enemies: Child Protective Services, Adoptions Agengies, Procreation, Heterosexuals Job description: You will use your ninja-like skills to steal children. Qualifications: Have you ever seen the Bourne Trilogy? Yeah, like that. Plus ninjas. How to Apply: Go to your patio. Use your pinkies to put your hood on. Problems our Company Has: Well, we think we may have a snitch. But that's Jimmy's last name, but we're still suspicious. How Did You Hear About Us?: Wrong! You didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itoldher Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Why brother? Why did you do that to my mom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cat_loves_mika Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I've had a headache for a few days now.. I guess thats cool. I can't sleep either and I'm so tired. I think I have a concussion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurtie Posted May 17, 2011 Author Share Posted May 17, 2011 When my cousin was younger he peed on my uncle's face while he was asleep. He is SO naughty. My uncle finds this funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aleja MJ Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 My dad will do another piercing tomorrow lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eloise.shaw Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Let me wipe your tears away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 My dad will do another piercing tomorrow lol Oooh! Which one? Where?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eloise.shaw Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 WE ARE NOT WHAT YOU THINK WE ARE. We are golden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I'm eating a chicken burger in a bagel because that's the kind of bad bitch I am. That, and there are no burger buns in the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I was tickling my four-year-old brother. Apparently I was tickling him too much because he said, "I'm not a toy. That's enough." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eloise.shaw Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I was tickling my four-year-old brother. Apparently I was tickling him too much because he said, "I'm not a toy. That's enough." That reminds me of the song Dollhouse by Priscilla Renea. MARRY THE NIGHT. is ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bopsterjazz Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 You know what? Pop makes the radio stations go round, and round, and round... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bopsterjazz Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Also, I'm pretty sure I have a drinking problem. Every time I drink from my water bottle I spill all over myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anney Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I`m watching pride and prejudice... and since I`m a mika fan I imagine mikas songs in the soundtrack of every film:aah: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eloise.shaw Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 My gums are hurting cos I ate some hard crisps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurtie Posted May 19, 2011 Author Share Posted May 19, 2011 I need to complain... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eloise.shaw Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I complain alot. I shouldn't really cos it's stupid when I am very lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cat_loves_mika Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I went on a field trip to the wetlands... it was so fun! except when my boot got stuck in the mud in the lake... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurtie Posted May 19, 2011 Author Share Posted May 19, 2011 When I dont get enough sleep, I feel so rubbish. I need to start going to sleep on time. I'm going to fail my exams cos of this. I've hardly revised anything. Got my Maths and Geography next week. Thank God they're not my real GCSEs. I'm so unorganised. -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eloise.shaw Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 When I dont get enough sleep, I feel so rubbish. I need to start going to sleep on time. I'm going to fail my exams cos of this. I've hardly revised anything. Got my Maths and Geography next week. Thank God they're not my real GCSEs. I'm so unorganised. -.- I know how you feel. Very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurtie Posted May 19, 2011 Author Share Posted May 19, 2011 I've forgotten what I was going to say... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurtie Posted May 19, 2011 Author Share Posted May 19, 2011 Ooohhh...I just remembered something. I remember being on MFC and eating tomato flatbread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurtie Posted May 19, 2011 Author Share Posted May 19, 2011 Eat dinner. Then eat ice cream. Then sleep. My math teacher might kill me if I havent done my past paper before his lesson tomorrow. First period. Oh God. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toy_girl_mika96 Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Dude, I just got used to block scheduling, my High school has ALWAYS had block scheduling, and now they're gonna switch us back to 6, maybe 8 periods?? this is RIDICULOUS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*carrie* Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I can't decide between studying abroad in Paris and Madrid. Such a dilemma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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