willywonka Posted June 19, 2012 Author Share Posted June 19, 2012 Man: Would u like to acquire this fantastic ancient greek venus statue brought directly from the Partenon this morning, Sire??? Mika Uh...no...Thanks, i've always been a romans fan instead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 19, 2012 Author Share Posted June 19, 2012 OMGZ! Someone stole my car!!! Dita: Praise the Lord! Man: No way, who would want that old junk??? It was taken away for it was blocking the road... you've got a problem with parking, Sire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 19, 2012 Author Share Posted June 19, 2012 Mika: Dita, they took my car away, how can we go home now? Dita: Don't worry i got myself a tub map before meeting you for dinner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 19, 2012 Author Share Posted June 19, 2012 Backup singer: I got the water, he just had all the wine.... Mika: Hic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 19, 2012 Author Share Posted June 19, 2012 Mellody! Rose! What have you done to be taken away from the wild and got locked here at the zoo??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 19, 2012 Author Share Posted June 19, 2012 Backup singer: Wow, this guy never stops! Should have read the small letters in tthe end of my contract where it said: Backsingers are supposed to jump all the time along with Mika for the whole gig!That's why Imma was thin as a stick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 19, 2012 Author Share Posted June 19, 2012 And for the first time in a gig.... My very best impersonation of Joe Cocker!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 19, 2012 Author Share Posted June 19, 2012 Mika: Ooooopss, it would seem Melachi got something wrong to eat today.... Dita: Eeeewww... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 19, 2012 Author Share Posted June 19, 2012 Mika: Ah! My first passenger! Dita: Say what????? Ok, Mika, dearest, thanks for dinner but i got so stuffed i feel i need a walk right now.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 19, 2012 Author Share Posted June 19, 2012 Man: Ya sure you don't want this precious piece of art, Sire? Mika: Piss of art, you meant... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kreacher Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 OH.MY.GOD. Wonka you are extra killing me :floor: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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willywonka Posted June 19, 2012 Author Share Posted June 19, 2012 Would you mind stepping away from the car for me to start it please? Mika I still won't buy that damn statue from u, not if u kill me.. Dita. Don't give him any ideas.... Ya sure you'll keep leaning on the car? I'm gonna start it... Man: Ya sure u won't get ya girlfriend this nahce little venus greek statue??? Mika Arrrrghhhh, ok, u got me, let me just find my new blue purse/ wallet.... Gottya this lovely gift, dearest... Dita: Oh, Mika, you shouldn't have... Dita: What is it? Mika Oh just some rare venus greek statue some friend of mine bought in the Partenon this morning... Dita: Oh, crap! Mika: That's what i got for being so generous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 19, 2012 Author Share Posted June 19, 2012 Mellody: Thank God i brought a Cd for him to sign, what if i brought a watermelon??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 19, 2012 Author Share Posted June 19, 2012 Guy on the right: i dig his do, dude! Guy on the left: Ya nuts? We're into afro, man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 19, 2012 Author Share Posted June 19, 2012 (edited) People of jewesalem... Wome is your fwend... Edited June 19, 2012 by willywonka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sienna Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Thank you guys...I'm gasping for breath! You are the best comedians! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 19, 2012 Author Share Posted June 19, 2012 Mika: You've got a booger showin up, man... Guy: At least i won't check its color...well, not in public anyways... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchAnnie Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 :lmfao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellody Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Mellody: Thank God i brought a Cd for him to sign, what if i brought a watermelon??? in this case he just would've had to sign each piece separately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 19, 2012 Author Share Posted June 19, 2012 Backsinger: I know it's ot a good time now, but ya know, with this economical crisis going on... I think ineed a raise... Mika: Oh, noes, not that talk again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 19, 2012 Author Share Posted June 19, 2012 in this case he just would've had to sign each piece separately. Sorry, Mellody! But just look at your face... I just had to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Mika's song when his car breaks down after Dita's driving lesson.I I wanna go home, But my stupid car's broke down With me and Dita in the middle of town It's gone and broke dow...oow..oow..oow..oown Now I must keep it together Talk with Dita about the weather And the seats that're made of leather Till the AA tow me ho...ooo..ooo...ooo...ooome Oh I would so love to celebrate But this car hasn't turned out great I'll trade it in for a new estate Just get me home coz I'm in a state! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kreacher Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Mika's song when his car breaks down after Dita's driving lesson.I I wanna go home, But my stupid car's broke down With me and Dita in the middle of town It's gone and broke dow...oow..oow..oow..oown Now I must keep it together Talk with Dita about the weather And the seats that're made of leather Till the AA tow me ho...ooo..ooo...ooo...ooome Oh I would so love to celebrate But this car hasn't turned out great I'll trade it in for a new estate Just get me home coz I'm in a state! omg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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