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WONKALAND PART IV / 1/2 - Desperately waiting for TOOL part II due to mfc downtime


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Mrs. P.: Mika Penniman, get your butt home this instant!!!

 

Mika: but...but..but...I haven't finished yet...

 

Mrs. P. : You can finish it later, it's dinner time!!!

 

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Older guy: Who's your mum then?

 

Mika: See the meanest hag that has ever been over there??? it's her!!!

 

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*Mika is applying handcream to his hands*

Mama P - Stop putting that hand cream on your hands Mika.

Mika - Awww Muuuuum! I want my hands to be soft. Like Justin Bieber's hands.

Mama P - You'd better finish that One Direction song. That Harry Styles looks a bit like you, with the curly hair and cuteness.

Mika - I know he tries to look like me. That's why I've straightened my hair and made myself look older and hotter. Have to keep one step ahead of the new boys you know.

Mama P - Do you think you'll ever work with Justin Bieber?

Mika - Well... I don't know about that. But he did say I've given him a good idea.

Mama P - What idea is that?

Mika - Well... He's decided to audition for a Fairy Liquid comercial. They're thinking that the song could go... *Mika sings* Now hands that do dishes can be soft as Justin Bieber's, with mild green Fairy Liquid.

Mama P - I wonder if he'll get the part?

Mika - He's bound to, with those soft hands of his.

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*Mika is applying handcream to his hands*

Mama P - Stop putting that hand cream on your hands Mika.

Mika - Awww Muuuuum! I want my hands to be soft. Like Justin Bieber's hands.

Mama P - You'd better finish that One Direction song. That Harry Styles looks a bit like you, with the curly hair and cuteness.

Mika - I know he tries to look like me. That's why I've straightened my hair and made myself look older and hotter. Have to keep one step ahead of the new boys you know.

Mama P - Do you think you'll ever work with Justin Bieber?

Mika - Well... I don't know about that. But he did say I've given him a good idea.

Mama P - What idea is that?

Mika - Well... He's decided to audition for a Fairy Liquid comercial. They're thinking that the song could go... *Mika sings* Now hands that do dishes can be soft as Justin Bieber's, with mild green Fairy Liquid.

Mama P - I wonder if he'll get the part?

Mika - He's bound to, with those soft hands of his.

 

:lmfao::clap:

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AWWW! This woman is driving me crazy! Have you seen what she did with that picture?

 

I would forgive her that, but she even arranged my pillow to be embroidered with wrong initials!:sneaky2:

 

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By this woman you mean me???:mf_rosetinted:

 

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

 

Do you think he will thank the Blue Balls Festival too? :mf_rosetinted:

 

We''ll find a way then...:mf_rosetinted:

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