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WONKALAND PART IV / 1/2 - Desperately waiting for TOOL part II due to mfc downtime

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Mika: See those peeps there, Zu???

 

They're my fans stalking me...

 

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Zuleika: Yeah, they're from the MFC!!!

 

Mika: Now, don't look, just don't stare at them or you might encourage them to come by...

 

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They are signing a petition for me to show off my tool in the beginning of every gig from now on, can you believe it?

 

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No way i'll do that! They're insane....

 

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Hmmmm these fries taste good....

 

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They're crazy if they think i'll show off my tool like that in front of thousands of people...

 

Zuleika: If i were you i wouldn't worry much, by the size of it i'd say not even the front row would take a good glance of it....

 

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But i have an idea....

 

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I'll deceive them and they won't even notice it...

 

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But how the heck should i do it?

 

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Oh, yeah, i know how....I'll grab a huge cucumber...

 

Zuleika: Omg!!!!Do you think they'll believe it????

 

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Why shouldn't they??? It's quite the same size....

 

Zuleika: Do you really think so???? lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

 

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Mika: yeah! And as i was saying....

 

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I'll put inside my pants an at the beginning of each gig i'll set it free...

 

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Zuleika: I'm not sure Wonka would like you to waste her fresh products like that, bro....

Mika: Right, but i'll worry about that later...

 

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Maybe this one?

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This one for sure, 'cause you know... it's got something to do with screwing. :teehee:

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This one for sure, 'cause you know... it's got something to do with screwing. :teehee:

 

that one gets my vote too. it looks so... industrious.

i thought it has something to do more with drilling :mikadas:

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:lmfao:

 

I suddenly feel the need to yell out to Mika "Show us your tool!"

:floor:

 

 

:mikasweat:

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OMG, Wonka!!

Why cucumber? Why?

I think "BANANA" is better than cucumber :mikadas::mikadas:

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:floor::floor::floor:

 

 

Where did you find these pics? Never seen them before.

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OMG, Wonka!!

Why cucumber? Why?

I think "BANANA" is better than cucumber :mikadas::mikadas:

 

First tool alike vegetable that came to my mind....:mikadas:

 

:floor::floor::floor:

 

 

Where did you find these pics? Never seen them before.

 

Eriko did....:thumb_yello:

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Did you see Marilyn's post this morning on twitter?

 

Who would say?

 

Such a nahce lady....

 

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Well someone had to say it!

I don't think it would shock someone who writes about sucking too hard on your lollipop. But it IS time we got to see that famous TOOL of his!

 

Fan at concert - Mika, when's your TOOL comming out. I'm dying to see the artwork that will be on it.

Mika - Well... I'm not getting it out just yet. I'm planning a private gig to showcase my TOOL. I need to find out what everyone thinks of it. Is it too long... Or too short... should I change the odd bit of it. stuff like that. Just so I know that when my TOOL comes out, nobody will be disappointed in it.

Fan - Well I must say Mika, it's the most anticipated TOOL there has ever been. I, for one can't wait till it comes out.

 

Hey I enjoyed writing that! I will come on here more often and improve my writing skills!

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Well someone had to say it!

I don't think it would shock someone who writes about sucking too hard on your lollipop. But it IS time we got to see that famous TOOL of his!

 

Fan at concert - Mika, when's your TOOL comming out. I'm dying to see the artwork that will be on it.

Mika - Well... I'm not getting it out just yet. I'm planning a private gig to showcase my TOOL. I need to find out what everyone thinks of it. Is it too long... Or too short... should I change the odd bit of it. stuff like that. Just so I know that when my TOOL comes out, nobody will be disappointed in it.

Fan - Well I must say Mika, it's the most anticipated TOOL there has ever been. I, for one can't wait till it comes out.

 

Hey I enjoyed writing that! I will come on here more often and improve my writing skills!

 

Yes, you should!:thumb_yello:

 

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Well someone had to say it!

I don't think it would shock someone who writes about sucking too hard on your lollipop. But it IS time we got to see that famous TOOL of his!

 

Fan at concert - Mika, when's your TOOL comming out. I'm dying to see the artwork that will be on it.

Mika - Well... I'm not getting it out just yet. I'm planning a private gig to showcase my TOOL. I need to find out what everyone thinks of it. Is it too long... Or too short... should I change the odd bit of it. stuff like that. Just so I know that when my TOOL comes out, nobody will be disappointed in it.

Fan - Well I must say Mika, it's the most anticipated TOOL there has ever been. I, for one can't wait till it comes out.

 

Hey I enjoyed writing that! I will come on here more often and improve my writing skills!

 

:naughty::naughty::naughty:

 

perfect writing marilyn! :teehee:

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Yes, you should!:thumb_yello:

 

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Will do! I feel like being somewhere where we can have a bit of harmless fun, enjoy a joke and not think it might offend someone. It's good to have a laugh isn't it.

I've actually decided to close my twitter account. I've been approached to teach at a centre where unemployed people come to learn new skills. I'll be teaching crafts and jewellery making. I decided to cut down on the computer stuff to make more time for this venture, and chose to leave twitter partly because I can get all the news, and see Mika's tweets on here, and partly because (for reasons I won't go into but you might guess) it's no fun anymore on @mikasounds replies when you are an MFCer.

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