willywonka Posted May 2, 2012 Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 Mika: See those peeps there, Zu??? They're my fans stalking me... ] Zuleika: Yeah, they're from the MFC!!! Mika: Now, don't look, just don't stare at them or you might encourage them to come by... They are signing a petition for me to show off my tool in the beginning of every gig from now on, can you believe it? No way i'll do that! They're insane.... Hmmmm these fries taste good.... They're crazy if they think i'll show off my tool like that in front of thousands of people... Zuleika: If i were you i wouldn't worry much, by the size of it i'd say not even the front row would take a good glance of it.... [/Q 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted May 2, 2012 Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 But i have an idea.... I'll deceive them and they won't even notice it... But how the heck should i do it? Oh, yeah, i know how....I'll grab a huge cucumber... Zuleika: Omg!!!!Do you think they'll believe it???? Why shouldn't they??? It's quite the same size.... Zuleika: Do you really think so???? lmfao: :lmfao: Mika: yeah! And as i was saying.... I'll put inside my pants an at the beginning of each gig i'll set it free... Zuleika: I'm not sure Wonka would like you to waste her fresh products like that, bro.... Mika: Right, but i'll worry about that later... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mina Alisa Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 OMG!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingkites Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Maybe this one? This one for sure, 'cause you know... it's got something to do with screwing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anney Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 :lmfao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kreacher Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 This one for sure, 'cause you know... it's got something to do with screwing. that one gets my vote too. it looks so... industrious. i thought it has something to do more with drilling 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchAnnie Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 :lmfao: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nico_collard Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I suddenly feel the need to yell out to Mika "Show us your tool!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kumazzz Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I suddenly feel the need to yell out to Mika "Show us your tool!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nas Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 omg. just OMG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Efriani Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 OMG, Wonka!! Why cucumber? Why? I think "BANANA" is better than cucumber :mikadas: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micah Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Oh My!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabine64 Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 :floor: Where did you find these pics? Never seen them before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kumazzz Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 :floor: Where did you find these pics? Never seen them before. Check it out ! http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14324&page=2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted May 3, 2012 Author Share Posted May 3, 2012 OMG, Wonka!!Why cucumber? Why? I think "BANANA" is better than cucumber :mikadas: First tool alike vegetable that came to my mind.... :floor: Where did you find these pics? Never seen them before. Eriko did.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Did you see Marilyn's post this morning on twitter? Who would say? Such a nahce lady.... Well someone had to say it! I don't think it would shock someone who writes about sucking too hard on your lollipop. But it IS time we got to see that famous TOOL of his! Fan at concert - Mika, when's your TOOL comming out. I'm dying to see the artwork that will be on it. Mika - Well... I'm not getting it out just yet. I'm planning a private gig to showcase my TOOL. I need to find out what everyone thinks of it. Is it too long... Or too short... should I change the odd bit of it. stuff like that. Just so I know that when my TOOL comes out, nobody will be disappointed in it. Fan - Well I must say Mika, it's the most anticipated TOOL there has ever been. I, for one can't wait till it comes out. Hey I enjoyed writing that! I will come on here more often and improve my writing skills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted May 3, 2012 Author Share Posted May 3, 2012 Well someone had to say it!I don't think it would shock someone who writes about sucking too hard on your lollipop. But it IS time we got to see that famous TOOL of his! Fan at concert - Mika, when's your TOOL comming out. I'm dying to see the artwork that will be on it. Mika - Well... I'm not getting it out just yet. I'm planning a private gig to showcase my TOOL. I need to find out what everyone thinks of it. Is it too long... Or too short... should I change the odd bit of it. stuff like that. Just so I know that when my TOOL comes out, nobody will be disappointed in it. Fan - Well I must say Mika, it's the most anticipated TOOL there has ever been. I, for one can't wait till it comes out. Hey I enjoyed writing that! I will come on here more often and improve my writing skills! Yes, you should! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabine64 Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Check it out ! http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14324&page=2 Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kumazzz Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Thank you you're welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nas Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Well someone had to say it!I don't think it would shock someone who writes about sucking too hard on your lollipop. But it IS time we got to see that famous TOOL of his! Fan at concert - Mika, when's your TOOL comming out. I'm dying to see the artwork that will be on it. Mika - Well... I'm not getting it out just yet. I'm planning a private gig to showcase my TOOL. I need to find out what everyone thinks of it. Is it too long... Or too short... should I change the odd bit of it. stuff like that. Just so I know that when my TOOL comes out, nobody will be disappointed in it. Fan - Well I must say Mika, it's the most anticipated TOOL there has ever been. I, for one can't wait till it comes out. Hey I enjoyed writing that! I will come on here more often and improve my writing skills! :naughty: perfect writing marilyn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Yes, you should! Will do! I feel like being somewhere where we can have a bit of harmless fun, enjoy a joke and not think it might offend someone. It's good to have a laugh isn't it. I've actually decided to close my twitter account. I've been approached to teach at a centre where unemployed people come to learn new skills. I'll be teaching crafts and jewellery making. I decided to cut down on the computer stuff to make more time for this venture, and chose to leave twitter partly because I can get all the news, and see Mika's tweets on here, and partly because (for reasons I won't go into but you might guess) it's no fun anymore on @mikasounds replies when you are an MFCer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mina Alisa Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Yes, from now I am going to stand like this when people take pics of me... perfect... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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