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Hey guys! So, I went to The Voice yesterday and I wrote a tiny ugly little report in French (for now, I'm about to translate it in English). I thought you might enjoy it    (BTW, there isn't too ma

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REPORT THE VOICE JANUARY 12 2016 – Last recorded shows (feat. My birthday)   SO. Promises are made to be kept. Here is my little report from The Voice January 12, last show shot before the lives. I'

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This post is about last monday's recording, and I am very late. I was supposed to finish translation this past week-end but then horror happened.     TAH DAH!! The Voice is back and guess what? My

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Melyssa, thank you so much for your Report, I am still giggeling here and I tell you you have to go to more auditions....... we need these kind of reports for every single recording!!!! I really love your style :flowers2:

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Thanks :wub2: . I thought about you you know, it was strange having no one to translate to  :aah:  (but it wasn't a pain last year, you know that. On the contrary as I realised on monday having to translate made me listen to them. Now that you weren't there I was such a dissipated child I didn't listen to half of it  :stifle:  )

 

You were like a pro translating!!  :wub:

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Melyssa, thank you so much for your Report, I am still giggeling here and I tell you you have to go to more auditions....... we need these kind of reports for every single recording!!!! I really love your style :flowers2:

 

Thank you :wub: . If I wasn't living that far from Paris I would go to more but well.. (last year I was in between 2 jobs so it was easier). Actually I could have gone to the two sessions on sunday but going to Paris has become a bit more complicated now and... in fact I can't put myself in the mood for a trip :(

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Thank you :wub: . If I wasn't living that far from Paris I would go to more but well.. (last year I was in between 2 jobs so it was easier). Actually I could have gone to the two sessions on sunday but going to Paris has become a bit more complicated now and... in fact I can't put myself in the mood for a trip :(

I totally understand your situation. And I´m really happy for your report and will think of you when I can see what you descriped here :wink2:  :thumb_yello:

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:) MERCI Melyssa!!  :hug: You're such an observer, and reporter - really one of a kind! :naughty: It's a great joy to read you! :teehee:  

Happy belated birthday  :wub:  I hope your yesterday was super... :wink2:

 

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 Thank you  :wub:

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Thank you :wub: . If I wasn't living that far from Paris I would go to more but well.. (last year I was in between 2 jobs so it was easier). Actually I could have gone to the two sessions on sunday but going to Paris has become a bit more complicated now and... in fact I can't put myself in the mood for a trip :(

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Les Battles de la saison 5

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Il y a quelques jours, vous avez été nombreux à venir assister à l'étape des "auditions à l'aveugle" de The voice!
Une cinquantaine de talents l'ont réussi avec succès,  vous... et les coachs... en avait pris plein les oreilles!
Et aujourd'hui on passe à l'étape suivante !!
Vous allez pouvoir, en exclusivité, assister aux "Battles!!
Les talents vont se confronter les uns faces aux autres à travers une ultime prestation pour passer à l'étape suivante !
Ils n'auront pas le choix que de tout donner ... c'est pourquoi ils ont aussi besoin de votre soutien et de vos encouragements !

 

Les Battles de la saison 5 :  12, 15 et 17 décembre 2015.

Fin de tournage prévue 1h00 (Au vu de la durée de l'enregistrement, nous n'acceptons pas les personnes en dessous de 12ans).

 

 
 
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Les Battles de la saison 5

561cc7a898edf_96bba373b6b50e27195da2daf6

 

Il y a quelques jours, vous avez été nombreux à venir assister à l'étape des "auditions à l'aveugle" de The voice!

Une cinquantaine de talents l'ont réussi avec succès,  vous... et les coachs... en avait pris plein les oreilles!

Et aujourd'hui on passe à l'étape suivante !!

Vous allez pouvoir, en exclusivité, assister aux "Battles!!

Les talents vont se confronter les uns faces aux autres à travers une ultime prestation pour passer à l'étape suivante !

Ils n'auront pas le choix que de tout donner ... c'est pourquoi ils ont aussi besoin de votre soutien et de vos encouragements !

 

Les Battles de la saison 5 :  12, 15 et 17 décembre 2015.

Fin de tournage prévue 1h00 (Au vu de la durée de l'enregistrement, nous n'acceptons pas les personnes en dessous de 12ans).

 

 

 

I don't think the Battles are taking place on the 12th as well, aren't they?

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I don't think the Battles are taking place on the 12th as well, aren't they?

https://twitter.com/AgenceCassandra/status/668778258650013696

 

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It's confusing....

 

They tweeted

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Merci à tous d'avoir répondu présent aux auditions de #thevoice ... Cette saison va être toooooop !!!!!

Rendez vous aux Battles 15 et 17/12

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:shocked:

It's confusing....

 

They tweeted

https://twitter.com/AgenceCassandra/status/668778258650013696

 

Merci à tous d'avoir répondu présent aux auditions de #thevoice ... Cette saison va être toooooop !!!!!

Rendez vous aux Battles 15 et 17/12

Les Battles de la saison 5 :  12, 15 et 17 décembre 2015.

 

12 must be the month  :wink2: :D

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This post is about last monday's recording, and I am very late. I was supposed to finish translation this past week-end but then horror happened.

 

 

TAH DAH!! The Voice is back and guess what? My magic pen is too! (which turned out to be Isa's pen, actually, thanks again). But don't worry, this year I was going to only one blind recording, so I won't force you to swallow 10 endless reports in a row.
 
But I'll re-use the same introduction as last year tho: I am not super attentive about the concurents, so I won't spoil a lot about them. But I will spoil the rest: I'll talk about the coaches stupid things, and some of them will make it to the television. So you decide if it is worth waiting to discover it all on your tv screen or if, well... it's the voice, who cares.
 
I'll just put the infos about the new costume and the opening song under spoiler, because that's the only real suspens Xd
 

But this outfit, my friends, IT FEELS SO GOOD!!!! So long for the suits which limitated him so much and that are so not handy when you want to sit in an absurd lotus position on your seat. And here comes the Mika dress as a Mika! You should have heard the explosion of joy coming from our rows when he came in running in his black slim, his white and red-glittering sneakers, his white t shirt, his black "mouth" jacket and most of all his surrealistic piling of necklaces and bracelets... OOOOohhhhhhhh. It is so good to see but it also suits much better all those weird ways of sitting that he has: in a suit, they looked funny but ridiculous. In this "false decontract" outfit, it looks... sexy   :naughty: . The only downside is, those necklaces having to share the space with the hears wires is a bit complicated, as he can see right from the beginning as everybody has left the set to get ready for the opening song and he is still standing all alone in front of his seat trying to untangle his bag of bones, with all the tech guys passing in front of him without caring to help at all, it reminded me of his five minutes of cleaning his champagne off the floor from last year XD. (and when someone finally decides to help, Mika just doesn't see him and leave the set in 3 giant steps, the poor guy hanging to the wire in his back having to run not to fall :doh: ). The opening song is finally done, a little unknown tune from a starting band, or wen Coldplay ruled the world... as usual this is their first and it is half a massacre, but it's fun anyway. Especially when Zazie says "Yep. We'll get it right in April" and Mika to answer, like a 5yo child "... but does it mean we're doing it again?"

 
Anyway, the opening song is in the box and our 4 friends go back to their seats. And the tallest one to sit proudly and to tell us that this year, sprawling on the seat is out of question. No, now he wants to be "noble and elegant". Around 6 minutes later he would have forgotten enough this new resolution to be half lying down, feet on the buzzer but oh, who cares, it works so well with the new outfit (and us to spend the whole show saying "oh God, so many pictures lost!" every time he was changing position Xd)... He also finds his way again to the armrest, forcing his neighbour (this year Pagny. He is between Pagny and Zazie now by the way) to tell him endlessely "Sit down and behave, Mika" to which you could swear he was about to add "and don't put your elbows on the table".
 
As we're waiting for the recording to begin, each of them find their very own way to pass time. And as Garou keeps himself busy by smoking his pipe (yep), Mika passes time by finding candies and trying to hide them under his ass. He will put one out to eat it discreetly from time to time during the show (descreetly, that means that he'll shew like a cow during half a concurrent's song without caring the slightest of being filmed).
 
He'll get his french corrected right from his first intervention and will reinvent the meaning of some french idioms, to what the other coaches will laugh a lot - but they're not mocking, really. The atmosphere is actually quite lighter and funnier than last year, and in truth this new team has a very good alchemy (well I have made no secret of my opinion about Jenifer, for me she was pulling the other ones down so her not being here this year is like a bowl of fresh air).
And as I am talking about his french, he makes me laugh every time he hesitates right in the middle of a word and on that night I immediately adopted his
"We were all in suspen.
 
...
 
tion".  :mfr_lol:
 
 
 
He keeps talking too much, and the other 3 still have a hard time not only to make him stop talking but to keep him from talking AGAIN afterwards. "I talk too much. I really am a blabbermouth". Oh yes, we know you're aware of that, but you can't control it, you have to be in the middle of it even when you have nothing to say. Like we can see with this exchange with Zazie 
-So Mika are you done now?!
-NO!! ..... Yes.  :lmfao:
 
 
As we're talking about him and Zazie, from them came the golden quote of the night (well it came from him but with a big help from Zazie). They are all trying to win the hart of a very lovely girl, and so Zazie tries her luck with this selling point but...
"Zazie: You have to come with a woman. The other three are men, they're just gonna try to pick you up
Mika: And me?! Really you didn't well think through that one, did you?!" 
 
His way of saying that. Golden, I'm telling you. 
 
 
 
2 other big moments, we were crying out of laugh actually, were the "Garou's line" bit and the case of the Azerbaijani. I don't expect it to be as funny to read so I hope most of it will make it to television.
 
 
Let's talk about Garou first: between 2 songs the coaches are asked to do a little sequence that will probably serve for an add or something. It's supposed to go that way: Garou has to get closer to Zazie and to say "I don't know why, but I feel like this year is gonna be a good one". Then all of them are supposed to give mishevious looks to the others, and then to press all their buzzers simultaneously, looking very convinced (and Mika wins the convicted face contest by a lanslide, he was actually almost creepy :aah: ). Anyway, it was suposed to be short, no more than a couple of minutes... except that Zazie was having a massive giggle. So they had to do it like 15 times, and I think part of it will end up in the bloopers because it was pretty hilarious... even when Mika began to get really tired of it and was about to hit Zazie every time she began to laugh again :bonk: .
 
 
But the biggest "what the heck??!!" moment is about this crazy Azerbaijani. He just had to arrive for it to be obvious that he would be trying to hard.
Except that our 4 coaches can't see him. And the guy is making very strange (and quite scary.) things with his voice. So they are getting curious - it's not even vocally interesting, but it's too strange not to get curious. And they KNOW they shouldn't turn, really we could see on their faces they knew it was a mistake but their curiosity won anyway and they all press the buzzer... and if there was ever one time when they would have wished their seats to keep turning until they came back to their initial position, I swear it was that one.
Then comes the weirdest (and longest) "please come in my team" mendatory moment, as in fact NO ONE wanted him and they were all trying to push him to go on the other ones teams. It's not just the look of the guy, it's a ful pack of him being hiarious for five minutes but you could see he was gonna be insupportable pretty quickly. And also he never stops talking, like never ever. But you can't understand what's the purpose of what he is saying. You can't not laugh because he is so sure of him but he's... I mean,  you'll see, it's not that we were mocking him, it's just that he was too much... much much. Actually he was doing it on purpose, it's the character he is playing, and for sure you can't not notice him: he's not trying to make himself likeable, he's just "me me me me me me".  He'll even manage to confess that he didn't even know the 4 coaches before a couple of days ago, and have listened to them the day before but don't like any of them Xd (and so came from Mika "well, you just said you hate all of us, at least we're on a equal footing!").  
And Mika to get all excited, screaming "no but it's cool, you go in Zazie's team, she's perfect for you!!!". A good half an hour later we're stuck between laughing while watching the coaches strugling with him and praying for him to go away because we'd like to go to bed before 5 am. The three guys aren't even trying anymore and so it is the poor Zazie who ends up with this phenomena. And Mika is so relieved that he lost all his control and begins to jump in the middle of the stage while singing and dancing "Ah Ah Ah Ah Staying Aliiiiiiiiive" . We were laughing so hard I couldn't breathe (and then the guy came back because they had to redo the "I choose Zazie" take, but thing is he didn't even know how she was called...).
 
 
Now, do we talk about the fact that he destroyed Florent's seat or not? Oh yes let's talk about it. As he was 'pretending' to help Florent by 'pretending' to push his seat to make it turn... he sort of forgot to pretend and began to push the thing like crazy for real. And so obviously the thing didn't like it, and stayed stuck in the middle of turning. No way to put it right again so Florent has to do a full concurrent debrief standing up in front of his seat, and during all that time Mika was purposely watching on the other side of Florent, like "bad luck for him but not my fault at all, me not concerned at all :fisch: ". And the thing is I am certain that by pretending not to be interested at all he really thought nobody will realise it was his fault...
 
 
And as he knows how to remind everyone that there's this little part inside him that will always be 5, you should have seen his reaction when he saw his face zoomed in the TV screen. Well he started by asking them to stop doing that, because he didn't really fancied having a zoomed shot of his nose ... but then he decided that it was actually quite a good occasion to check on all his funny faces. All coming with deep comments, like "Han my teeth are white!! Oh no wait! Hey watch that, I have a yellow tooth!"
 
 
Also came this terrible moment when we had a wonderful contestant, full of energy and fantastic voice, and she put the place on fire... but they didn't buzz. Well in fact Mika did but too late (I think he didn't expect the song to end that abruptly). So after that he was yelling NO PLEASE CAN WE DO IT AGAIN I BUZZED!!! BUT IT WAS TOO LATE!!! He really is disapointed. And just before leaving the girl says "but Mika I don't know if you remember but we've met already" and Mika to scream again "YES I KNOW!" (and then from around me I hear the girls say "oh but it's the woman from the Comedia!!") and then Mika to explain that she sang with him at some gig and she was amazing and so funny because she improvised a lot and so he's even more gutted... (and so it was actually the chorister who drove him crazy in an hilarious way at the Comedia  private gig in june. Except she had a new haircut and so no one has recognised her :P  ).
 
 
We also had some touching moments. Like this lovely french canadian girl in her beautiful white dress, coming here with her violin and playing and singing and smiling and being super cute and moving. So every coach wants her. Mika was the last one to buzz but he is still fighting tooth and nail for her. As the others do, except Florent, weirdly enough.
And it lasts. For a very long time. And as she is about to choose, she's loosing her words, she is very moved and is having a hard time to talk. So to help her to relax Florent tells her, in a joke "it's okay you can just play violin!". And she begins to raise her violin, and the audience going all "oh but she didn't understand it was a joke!" 
But she did understand. But she has decided that it would be her way of giving her answer and... she begins to play Happy Ending. And it was such a beautiful moment, Mika recognising the song al of a sudden and jumping out of his seat to go and take her in his arms and make her turn, with this white dress turning around them, and then he puts her on the floor, take her head in his hands and kisses her forefront, while the 3 other coaches are watching without understanding until he explains to them that "This was my song". Really, it was so, so beautiful and I hope it will render well on television because us there got goosebumps.
After she left Florent said to Mika "I didn't even try to, because I knew. When the 3 of us turned, she was happy but she didn't change. When you turned, she had a massive charge of renewed energy and so I knew there was nothing to do"  :wub:
 
 
And now comes the moment when, as usual.... I am too lazy to write a conclusion  B)

 

:hug: thank you so much xD :wub:

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Les Battles de la saison 5 :  12, 15 et 17 décembre 2015.

 

12 must be the month  :wink2:  :D

 

There are battles on the 12 too, they just haven't opened reservations yet. Actually they normally never open them that early but they always have quite a hard time fulling the place for the battles during week, that's probably why they opened the week dates before this time. The 12 being a saturday they know this one won't be a problem ;)

 

 

@Minh Ahh  :hug:

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