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MIKA, hire me as your --- so I can tour w/u


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If I could take a break from my day-to-day, and be on tour with MIKA and his band, he could hire me to:

 

1. Make his Earl Grey Tea - it's all about the temperature of the water, i know (what i really want to do is serve it every morning, with breakfast in BED)

 

2. Launder and iron his skinny pants -the purple and red ones especially (but what I'd really want to do is dress him)

 

3. Set, style and curl his hair (but what I'd really want to do is run my fingers through his locks)

 

He wouldn't even have to pay me...:mf_lustslow:

 

Anyone else for hire?

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I definitely could be his therapist. Dealing with all these crazed fans:wink2: , record company demands, travelling weariness, hectic schedules, etc.--has got to leave him in a state of mental stress. I'm a shrink. I could do it. I'm all ears...and I've got a zipper on my mouth. I'll take it all to my grave, Mika. Complete confidentiality, utter professionalism, you have my word.:thumb_yello:

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haha im luv'n this topic.

 

hmm lets see, if mika hired me, i would be his personal "shower person"

 

-start the shower (make sure temp is just right) / turn off shower

-personally stand outside the shower with warm towel in hand, so when he gets out he doesnt catch a chill. (cant have him get sick or anything from the cold)

-& if needed, i'd totally help him get clean...

 

& of course i'd be professional...no wandering eyes :wink2:

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