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Yeah, Australia would be SUCH a great place if they got OUR idiots :roftl::mf_rosetinted:

 

Im sure Australia could actually deal with our idiots! I actually liked being kiwi...until I realised that people were going and ruining it for the rest of us! I actually like america cos its more patriotic than the kiwi land!

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Im sure Australia could actually deal with our idiots! I actually liked being kiwi...until I realised that people were going and ruining it for the rest of us! I actually like america cos its more patriotic than the kiwi land!

I don't like being Kiwi (could you tell?) but I do like that prostitution is a legal occupation. Not that I want to be one but I'm actually arguing with my aunty over on Twitter ATM (the ne with the spelling wedgie) about the same thing. I won th argument as of just before because she hasn't tweeted back :roftl:

 

Also the laid back-ness, that here in P'ram I don't have to do math after 5th form! :yay:

 

But other than that... Nothing really.

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I don't like being Kiwi (could you tell?) but I do like that prostitution is a legal occupation. Not that I want to be one but I'm actually arguing with my aunty over on Twitter ATM (the ne with the spelling wedgie) about the same thing. I won th argument as of just before because she hasn't tweeted back :roftl:

 

Also the laid back-ness, that here in P'ram I don't have to do math after 5th form! :yay:

 

But other than that... Nothing really.

 

I like the country, but its a pitty its full of ****ers! I mean, I actually dont mind the green hills and all that crap, but it only goes so far...

as long as I dont end up having to live in a makeshift bivawac in the middle of the new zealand bush to get privacy and the stupid government is taking affordable housing away as well as cutting the training insentive allowance and rising stupid allocation fees for university! I will die before I see the day I live on handouts and

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I like the country, but its a pitty its full of ****ers! I mean, I actually dont mind the green hills and all that crap, but it only goes so far...

as long as I dont end up having to live in a makeshift bivawac in the middle of the new zealand bush to get privacy and the stupid government is taking affordable housing away as well as cutting the training insentive allowance and rising stupid allocation fees for university! I will die before I see the day I live on handouts and

Fair enough. My mother said that a lot of the low income houses arn't treated well and people don't take care of them and those people ruin it for all the good people.

 

Truthfully, I don't think that it should be demolished, I just think that there should be rules put in place as to whom can have housing and if they can have more after they screw one place over or use it for a pee lab or something.

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No, I mean I do not identify myself as a Kiwi. There's too much crap that goes along with it.

 

I don't screw sheep.

I hate rugby.

I hate sport.

I'm not a huge fan of bacon and egg pie with tomato sauce.

I don't eat pavlova and fis and chips arn't on my must-eat list.

I hate the beach.

The fashion's not my thing.

I'm not up myself to the point of making people hate Kiwis an NZ because of my IHEARTNZ attitude and I fear it being said about me of "Ugh, Lyonesse! She's crap. Oh is she a Kiwi? Well in that case she's actually not bad."

 

My mother said that about Ladyhawk last week.

 

I side with you on all of those points, except the beach. i dont hate the beach. i dont like the beach much either, but anyway :dunno:

 

I dont like most NZ music acts either :naughty: i'm into kingston, rapture ruckus... *thinks* hmm..... *thinks some more* yup, thats it :roftl:

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I side with you on all of those points, except the beach. i dont hate the beach. i dont like the beach much either, but anyway :dunno:

 

I dont like most NZ music acts either :naughty: i'm into kingston, rapture ruckus... *thinks* hmm..... *thinks some more* yup, thats it :roftl:

LOL yeah, I'm the same with the music.

There's Brooke Fraser, Ladyhawk, Brain Slaves (look up "Were all lions"), Sarah Brown (look up "Hands" and "Nothing New") and... Yeah that's me :wink2:

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LOL yeah, I'm the same with the music.

There's Brooke Fraser, Ladyhawk, Brain Slaves (look up "Were all lions"), Sarah Brown (look up "Hands" and "Nothing New") and... Yeah that's me :wink2:

 

oh yeeah, Brooke! I forgot about Brooke :blush-anim-cl: shes a good friend of my aunties.. havent seen her in a while though, she left us for those aussies :sneaky2: (though i must say shes a talented musician :wink2:

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oh yeeah, Brooke! I forgot about Brooke :blush-anim-cl: shes a good friend of my aunties.. havent seen her in a while though, she left us for those aussies :sneaky2: (though i must say shes a talented musician :wink2:

Indeed. People at my church really love her.

I think that made me like her a little less but I still like her a lot!

 

Does anyone know of Florence and the Machine?

Or Paloma Faith?

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Fair enough. My mother said that a lot of the low income houses arn't treated well and people don't take care of them and those people ruin it for all the good people.

 

Truthfully, I don't think that it should be demolished, I just think that there should be rules put in place as to whom can have housing and if they can have more after they screw one place over or use it for a pee lab or something.

 

but there are those rulles in place already! In the latest news letter 3 people were sued for damages done to property and 2 were sued for owning houses and not declaring it!

 

there are almost monthly inspections, which can be annoying but also If a person is found keeping a house in a bad condition they can be evicted!

and of course...you dont get your bond back and get a bad credit.

 

And some of us, actually make it their home! take pride in it and all that!

 

If this bill passes I might be homeless! I mean totally homeless! anyone have a couch I can live on?

 

I side with you on all of those points, except the beach. i dont hate the beach. i dont like the beach much either, but anyway :dunno:

 

I dont like most NZ music acts either :naughty: i'm into kingston, rapture ruckus... *thinks* hmm..... *thinks some more* yup, thats it :roftl:

 

 

 

HOW can you guys NOT like the beach! Its awesome! But then again Ive always been a water baby! the only thing I dont like about the beach is Blue bottles! OUCH!

 

My mate trace promiced me years ago to teach me to surf...we havent got much past paddling out with my board! I still cant stand up!

 

I went to the beach mid winter for my 21st thats how much I love the beach! guess Im the odd one out...thats good to know! :biggrin2:

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but there are those rulles in place already! In the latest news letter 3 people were sued for damages done to property and 2 were sued for owning houses and not declaring it!

 

there are almost monthly inspections, which can be annoying but also If a person is found keeping a house in a bad condition they can be evicted!

and of course...you dont get your bond back and get a bad credit.

 

And some of us, actually make it their home! take pride in it and all that!

 

If this bill passes I might be homeless! I mean totally homeless! anyone have a couch I can live on?

 

 

 

 

 

HOW can you guys NOT like the beach! Its awesome! But then again Ive always been a water baby! the only thing I dont like about the beach is Blue bottles! OUCH!

 

My mate trace promiced me years ago to teach me to surf...we havent got much past paddling out with my board! I still cant stand up!

 

I went to the beach mid winter for my 21st thats how much I love the beach! guess Im the odd one out...thats good to know! :biggrin2:

Oh dear, I'm so sorry Ro! :sad:

I haven't got a couch as of yet but watch this space. You'll have to share with Teegs when Mika comes of course but I'd give you a room if only I could :huglove:

 

Yup, you da weird one!

Meeks'd be proud :wink2:

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I actually like new zealand...I mean If all the idiots moved to australia the country would get better!

 

Yeah, Australia would be SUCH a great place if they got OUR idiots :roftl::mf_rosetinted:

 

Im sure Australia could actually deal with our idiots! I actually liked being kiwi...until I realised that people were going and ruining it for the rest of us! I actually like america cos its more patriotic than the kiwi land!

 

OI!!!

 

What's with all the Aussie hating?! And you can keep your rejects, we have enough of our own! :teehee:

 

 

And about the patriotic kiwi attitude, I remembered when a guy I went to school with (and had a massive crush on!) went to stay in NZ for a little while, and some kiwis really hate Aussies even more than yanks... are we really that obnoxious?!

 

 

 

 

And no, I don't still have a crush on that guy... An old friend told me years ago that he had put on a lot of weight and wanted to be a pro wrestler.. and now he is one (with a porno moustache)... such a waste considering he was so smart at school and could've done anything at uni... *sighs*

 

Oh dear, I'm so sorry Ro! :sad:

I haven't got a couch as of yet but watch this space. You'll have to share with Teegs when Mika comes of course but I'd give you a room if only I could :huglove:

 

Yep, sharing with me.. we can take turns on the couch, one night on, one night off!

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OI!!!

 

What's with all the Aussie hating?! And you can keep your rejects, we have enough of our own! :teehee:

 

 

And about the patriotic kiwi attitude, I remembered when a guy I went to school with (and had a massive crush on!) went to stay in NZ for a little while, and some kiwis really hate Aussies even more than yanks... are we really that obnoxious?!

 

 

 

 

And no, I don't still have a crush on that guy... An old friend told me years ago that he had put on a lot of weight and wanted to be a pro wrestler.. and now he is one (with a porno moustache)... such a waste considering he was so smart at school and could've done anything at uni... *sighs*

 

Yep, sharing with me.. we can take turns on the couch, one night on, one night off!

 

like john key said on letterman...unlike the rest of the world we still like americans!

 

ook so maybe we send our rejects to america...I say at least they still have the death penilty! :sneaky2:

 

I dont know why we are more loyal to americans than we is to ausie...blame the govt.

I guess its like an america canada thing...or maybe its just that its so much fun to take the piss out of eachother hehe... in the best way possible though right!

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OI!!!

 

What's with all the Aussie hating?! And you can keep your rejects, we have enough of our own! :teehee:

 

 

And about the patriotic kiwi attitude, I remembered when a guy I went to school with (and had a massive crush on!) went to stay in NZ for a little while, and some kiwis really hate Aussies even more than yanks... are we really that obnoxious?!

 

 

 

 

And no, I don't still have a crush on that guy... An old friend told me years ago that he had put on a lot of weight and wanted to be a pro wrestler.. and now he is one (with a porno moustache)... such a waste considering he was so smart at school and could've done anything at uni... *sighs*

 

 

 

Yep, sharing with me.. we can take turns on the couch, one night on, one night off!

We don't really hate the Aussies, I would have hurled abuse at anyone in here :D

 

In fact, if you hadn't have been here, I'd probably have given the other girls crap for living in their parts of NZ.

I blame my recent insult high on Marco and how I feel I am garding myself far more now.

 

Also I'm a very insulting person but I blame Marco more :roftl:

 

I'm hoping a certain somebody should... But then no I don't!

I was going to say I hope that Marco should get fat for all the crap he eats and how mean and cruel he can be sometimes but I like him too much to mean it! :doh:

Damn him...

 

If only it was dif-er-ent, I didn't get the chance damn youuuu

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OI!!!

 

What's with all the Aussie hating?! And you can keep your rejects, we have enough of our own! :teehee:

 

 

And about the patriotic kiwi attitude, I remembered when a guy I went to school with (and had a massive crush on!) went to stay in NZ for a little while, and some kiwis really hate Aussies even more than yanks... are we really that obnoxious?!

 

 

 

 

And no, I don't still have a crush on that guy... An old friend told me years ago that he had put on a lot of weight and wanted to be a pro wrestler.. and now he is one (with a porno moustache)... such a waste considering he was so smart at school and could've done anything at uni... *sighs*

 

 

 

Yep, sharing with me.. we can take turns on the couch, one night on, one night off!

 

We don't really hate the Aussies, I would have hurled abuse at anyone in here :D

 

In fact, if you hadn't have been here, I'd probably have given the other girls crap for living in their parts of NZ.

I blame my recent insult high on Marco and how I feel I am garding myself far more now.

 

Also I'm a very insulting person but I blame Marco more :roftl:

 

I'm hoping a certain somebody should... But then no I don't!

I was going to say I hope that Marco should get fat for all the crap he eats and how mean and cruel he can be sometimes but I like him too much to mean it! :doh:

Damn him...

 

If only it was dif-er-ent, I didn't get the chance damn youuuu

 

Yeah, Auz doesnt deserve out rejects, shes our little sister :mf_rosetinted:

 

(i vote send them too america!)

 

*waits for Khayla to start insulting where I live, just to see what she comes up with*

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We don't really hate the Aussies, I would have hurled abuse at anyone in here :D

 

In fact, if you hadn't have been here, I'd probably have given the other girls crap for living in their parts of NZ.

I blame my recent insult high on Marco and how I feel I am garding myself far more now.

 

Also I'm a very insulting person but I blame Marco more :roftl:

 

I'm hoping a certain somebody should... But then no I don't!

I was going to say I hope that Marco should get fat for all the crap he eats and how mean and cruel he can be sometimes but I like him too much to mean it! :doh:

Damn him...

 

If only it was dif-er-ent, I didn't get the chance damn youuuu

 

Haha I think I joke about australia just as I take the piss out of my friends

 

I dont take the piss out of most people. only people I really hate OR people I really like...and theres usually a difference

having said that theres not many people I hate!

 

Its like you make your way up the friendship scale till I feel comfortable enough to take the piss out of you without you taking it the wrong way!

I guess I get that from my grandma! she always used to joke about friends IN their company!

 

Khayla I dont mind you insulting where I live...ive heard it all before!

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*waits for Khayla to start insulting where I live, just to see what she comes up with*

Ok... Wait, where you live again?

Haha I think I joke about australia just as I take the piss out of my friends

 

I dont take the piss out of most people. only people I really hate OR people I really like...and theres usually a difference

having said that theres not many people I hate!

 

Its like you make your way up the friendship scale till I feel comfortable enough to take the piss out of you without you taking it the wrong way!

I guess I get that from my grandma! she always used to joke about friends IN their company!

This girl who is anunmedicated ADHD sufferer has problems with friends. They don't stick around.

I never used to bother with her because I don't judge her and she didn't bother me. But when she tried to muscle in on Marco, I got really mad and told her where to go.

 

Funny she was saying I hated her this morning so I figured I'd say I didn't just to be nice. But then she said "You always talk to me like you hate me and you want me to go away and die"

Then a guy friend came up to us and said "Actually, she talks like that to everyone - Even her closest friends."

I had to laugh :roftl:

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i'm from (the mighty) waikato :biggrin2:

Pfft, Hamilton, I seem to have heard a great deal of NZ's less popular people come out of there. I think it's something in the water. Maybe every Mika freaka has a little bit of Waikato in them!

What to do in Waikato?

Go to the beach?

Go to the beach?

Go to the beach?

No wonder I haven't heard of anyone smart coming out of Waikato, you all live in mud huts on the beach and dance like cavemen around the fire! Who knows what a computer is?

 

It's all in the name!

WHY-kato?

Why indeed???

 

Usually I just make what I can in a quick situation rather than try to use lots of jokes at once but not much of my NZ jokes are funny mainly because I mean it in a mea way. But I didn't mean any of that meanly, I hope it didn't come across that way Charlotte :huglove:

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Pfft, Hamilton, I seem to have heard a great deal of NZ's less popular people come out of there. I think it's something in the water. Maybe every Mika freaka has a little bit of Waikato in them!

What to do in Waikato?

Go to the beach?

Go to the beach?

Go to the beach?

No wonder I haven't heard of anyone smart coming out of Waikato, you all live in mud huts on the beach and dance like cavemen around the fire! Who knows what a computer is?

 

It's all in the name!

WHY-kato?

Why indeed???

 

Usually I just make what I can in a quick situation rather than try to use lots of jokes at once but not much of my NZ jokes are funny mainly because I mean it in a mea way. But I didn't mean any of that meanly, I hope it didn't come across that way Charlotte :huglove:

 

what a great idea!

 

Go to the beach!

go to the beach!

go to the beach!

 

oh wait..

 

we dont have a beach..

 

..not in the waikato anyway.

 

KAWHIA COSTAL KING COUNTRY REPRAHZENT *takes off clothes and runs around like the maniapoto savage i truly am*

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or maybe its just that its so much fun to take the piss out of eachother hehe... in the best way possible though right!

 

Hehe, it's all good... I'm sure if I could be bothered I'd think of something to take the piss out of kiwis about (besides shagging sheep... that's just too easy! :teehee:)

 

We don't really hate the Aussies, I would have hurled abuse at anyone in here :D

 

In fact, if you hadn't have been here, I'd probably have given the other girls crap for living in their parts of NZ.

I blame my recent insult high on Marco and how I feel I am garding myself far more now.

 

OOOoooooh... I'm curious now!

 

Naughty Marco...

 

Yeah, Auz doesnt deserve out rejects, shes our little sister :mf_rosetinted:

 

(i vote send them too america!)

 

Yes! Send them there! We only want the nice kiwis... Actually there's a few kiwis in hte pipe band I'm in... though I wouldn't mind sending one back :teehee:

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Khayla I wouldnt mind you insulting palmi north...ive heard it all before! even john cleese the cheese said It was the town to go if you lack the courage to commit suiside cos its so boring! Id tend to agree!

Who was it that said somewhere in the sth island was "The asshole of the world?" :roftl:

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awh! whoever would say such a thing? haha! i live in christchurch and it's pretty alright! cold maybe but a nice wee world,. even though we are down the bottom haha!

 

you're not at the bottom! (that would be Invercargill! :biggrin2:) I love Christchurch.. its so prettyful :wub2:

 

Are you coming to see Mika in australia next month?

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