Charlemaine

Hey Hannah ...

what octave/note do we sing in? is it OK that we end up singing in completely different keys...will it still sound cohesive? Just wondering. anyway, i got it: Two Lollipops.

A tantalising tip of the iceberg. I just know u guys have more up your sleeve and i can't wait to taste it! Solid job; I dig the clean layout, although i wouldn't be averse to a bit more character - like more play with typographic arrangement etc, while still keeping a consistent look. Please, keep up the awesome work!

LoveToday&LoveForever,

Charl

I'm afraid im not very good at jingle-singing, but i'm more than happy to help write. i can also do design work. so yeah, add me

Do u mean 'coke' as in the drink or...

Yes

Do you hate cold coffee?

I dunno abt whether Mika feels the leg-stroke was creepy...all i know is, if i had the chance i would definitely do it!!

And Mika, u shouldn't be turned off by ppl saying u're hot. We at MFC think u're sizzling because u have the looks, the brains, the personality, the style.... in other words the whole damn package! that is a real compliment, baby!

yes i love the simpsons.

would you go half-naked for charity/some noble cause?

Yay yay! Gr8 article. I guess Simon really does know best. By the way, I've converted another Mika fan; passed my Mika songs in digital format to a colleague, and its now on his list of fave songs.

What was with the mud, anyhow? part of the festival?

OMG its man's hand!!

Ooooh, look at Mika's gay fan! what a blast.

Oh Mika, I want to take ur tight ass in my hands and squeeze until u beg for mercy. ;P

I love interviews that intersperse factual stuff with quirky questions like that. It reveals more about the person as a whole.

I'm personally scared of dead fish. i remember this one time when me & my bro were wading at the seaside when a small one floated up and we were like, "GAAAAAhhhhhhh! Avoid the dead fish!" Everytime a piece of seaweed brushed against my leg i would jump abt 2 feet in the air.

anyway, being such a perky person im surprised that he needs his quiet in the middle of the festival. it's not like u can sleep with such merrymaking going on, anyway.

Well, i dunno bout u, but I wouldn't like my fashion sense to be compared to Freddie's either. Mika has way better taste than that.

as to the "Scissor Sisters are mediocre" quote, it may well have been taken out of context, as are so many other celebrity snippets. bad news sells better than good news, therefore the press is only too keen to jump on the first negative thing that cmes out of ur mouth, even if it was, say, in a joking manner etc.

Rocio... means 'purity', right? or smthg like dat... saw that name in a book, always liked it

Welcome to the Club! When u are feeling down, Mika will life you up!

SIGNS Up........

Charlemaine, Guardian of the Pants of Joy

(always wanted his colourful skinny pants)

voting! voting

You sound shy..heh.. I used to be pretty shy too. welcome to MFC, darling!

No.

Have you ever kissed a stranger?

Dudettes,

When 2 people of adult age both consent to have a little no-strings-attached 'fun', then who are we to say anything, eh? It's not like non-relationship sex is limited to celebs. I mean of course it's never nice to think about ur idol, especially one as family-friendly as Mika, getting down & dirty with some random gal (or guy - !). but we can't 100% rule it out, and we can't condemn it as evil or immoral. unless someone has a quote from him saying he doesn't do random sex? then at least we can bind him to his word!

Charl: Yo MIKA!

Mika: What, was that my song?

C: No, I really was calling your name.

M: (long hard cross-eyed stare) What are you doing here? What am I doing here?

C: God knows. Bonjour started this whole stranded-on-an-island thing.

M: Oh.... BonjourMika from the MFC?

C: The one and only.

M: God help us.

After about 5 minutes...

C: Don't you wish you had some music?

M: Totally. I'm bored out of my skull.

C: (thinking) If I had some rum, I could get you drunk and turn this thread seriously filthy...

M: what?

C: oh. did i say that out loud?

M: Look, you're great and all that but I can't take advantage of u like that.

C: Mika, I'm almost 21.

M: You are? You look young enough to be the Lollipop Girl -

C: (gets crazed obsessed look) What? What did u say? THAT's my FAVE SONG!

At this point Mika starts to inch away carefully...

10 minutes later

C: It's too quiet here.

M: It is a desert island, darling.

C: Mika, why don't you sing?

M: Why don't you sing?

C: Because i can't sing for crap.

M: (sighs)

After a while he starts humming 'Your Song'. Charlemaine lies back on the sand and smiles, imagining his lean arms around her. The moment is greatly interrupted when a crab crawls into her ear.

C: YOOOWWWWWCHHH AAAGGHHH!!

M: What is it? What is it?!

C: GEDDITOUT Gedditout gedditout!

After much wrestling in an ironically intimate moment which Charlemaine wishes had not occurred for such a stupid reason, Mika gets the little crustacean out her ear and tosses it into the sea.

C: Oh MikathankyouILOVEyou. (proceeds to throw her arms around him and kiss him, and trips over a rock which results in both of them tumbling onto the sand. Which is not such a bad thing, really.)

15 minutes later...

M: How do you suppose we'll ever get off?

C: I dunno. Maybe raft together a couple of sea-turtles and ride them to port?

M: What?? what port? And what is with the sea-turtles?

C: (deadpan stare) What? You can think of a betterway to escape? there's no nearby island here for miles, no rum to burn to start an SOS fire, no supplies to keep us going for even 3 days.

M: Well - fine. And how are we supposed to tie these sea turtles together?

Charlemaine thinks, gets a sly look on her face and looks at Mika's thick curly mop of hair.

M: (getting her drift) You are not touching my hair!

C: Look, i'd use mine but there's not enough of it. (tousles her short choppy hair to prove it) Yours is longer, stronger and - gawd i'm begining to sound like a shampoo ad. the point is, your hair's more suitable to use as rope. One of the girls said it's thick enough for dreadlocks. With beads in it.

M: (slaps a hand to his perfect forehead) This is getting insane. why are we even discussing sea turtles and dreadlocks? Why?

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LOL...and that's my bit! i know it was a bit long, sorry.

gosh thanks for sharing, Blue Eyes! makes my day that much better. are they always that generous with reviews?

Nope.

Have you farted loudly in public (and ppl heard it)?

(sorry i know that's disgusting...LOL)

Extremely pretty! Only, is it a little bit hard to tell the time? especially when u get distracted by the colourful Mika-ness........

still, it must be great as a mood-lifter - looks fantabulous.

Apparently The Klaxons only sound good on record..

You mean they sound mediocre in a live concert?

I had no idea such buggery was going on around MFC - but from what u said, it's pretty stupid. And while I'm not an authentic Flower Child like calicojasmine, i love the hippies and i wish i could time-travel to Woodstock! So love all round, and PLEASE ADD ME

winehuose is starting to seriously annoy me lately

 

Great song about being an alcoholic...seems people like it more than Mika

Any Wino should go back to rehab and stop bombarding the radio stations with her depressing vocals. Overrated and overplayed. Here's to Mika rocking the Brit Awards!!

btw, no offense to anyone who loves Amy...you are free to cuss and yell at me if you want to. this big mouth deserves it.

Always wanted to visit Argentina! Welcome & wishing you many happy hours here. mwax

I don't bloody care if it farted or crapped. M's giggle is DIVINE!