GingerLujka
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Inspired by Kreacher!
Doctor: Here I am.
Mika: Yes. What have you been up to lately?
Doctor: I was just attending the ferret races on Centauri Seven when I heard your new album. I must say, I'm flattered. It's not often that someone writes a song about me.
Mika: I . . . Huh?
Doctor: Stardust! I didn't realize you felt that way about me.
Mika: Stardust isn't about you.
Doctor: But what about the lyric "the TARDIS rushing by . . ."
Mika: That's "the time goes rushing by."
Doctor: But "You were the thunder, I was the rain" is clearly a reference to our disastrous picnic on the stormy weather planet. I don't know why you blamed me for . . .
Mika: No.
Doctor: Oh. Well, I . . . would you like to meet some real mer-people?
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yay, new thread!
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roses are yellow
my balls are blue
Your tool is bigger than mine
i'd better start following you
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Mika would you follow me on twitter if i told u my tool is as big as this rose???
Mika: WOAAAHHHH!
Watcha username?
roses are red
violets are blue
I like your TOOL
let me follow you
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:jaw:
aGAIN????
yeah, you see? he's such an attention... seeker!
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Wonka, Boss is on to you
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Bear McCreary - All Along The Watchtower
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Popular,
My TOOL is so popuuuuuular.
Its not about who you are,
When you crashed the car,
It's just about the size of TOOL.
Popular,
My TOOL is so popuuuuular.
And all that I have to do,
Is be true to TOOL,
That's all my fans need to know.
But look,
It's still got an awful long way to grow!
Now look,
Coz there on the top of TOOL, is snow.
:lmfao:
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Almost, but then my husband is threatening to leave so one less mouth to feed....
Which kind of animal are you?
Do you eat much?
Can u take a leach?
Do you poo a lot???
one that's not afraid of key borads
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Wonka, are you running a ZOO??
adopt me... please...
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I'll bet... that picture was awfully distracting
indeedy
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Yep
how did I miss it... must have been distracted...
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Say what?
Wonka hasn't stopped with When I'm Drunk Captions yet?
How come I can't see them, then?
What do you mean I'm banned from MFC for spamming?!
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So,i decided mika is not good for my health that's why i get my revenge at mocking him senseless in wonkaland...
:mikacool:OK... that explains a lot
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All we care about is Da Boss's TOOL anyway
Mine isn't signed yet
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I know this scarf will end up in the weird clothing thread but momma forced me to wear it tonight as she spent the whole night knitting it...see?
it doesn't work like that, Mika
you can't wear something just because you expect it to eventually end up on MFC...
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I didn't look at the laptop
there's a LAPTOP in the picture?!
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But when i'm just a bit drunk i have some fun...
...giving Wonka opportunities for new captions
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Whaddya think????
He only falls down only falls down when he's drunk......
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I only fall down
i only fall down
ionly fall down
only fall down
when i'm drunk...
:aah::aah:Can you believe he's touching my butt????Take a look at his right arm...
somehow I knew this would end up in Wonkaland
Just let me tuck tool in....
OMG!!!
It did!
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MIKA(after several complementary Guinness' in Dublin): DAMN CONTACTS AGAIN!!!
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Can't believe Wonka is planning on taking off her bra and throwing it on stage!
Nah! She wouldn't dare!!!
It might get a nice sight though...
But then for the rest of the gig her boobs will be jumping up and down...
So, Wonka dearest, i guess you should consider the case...
You'll do it either way wow
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Better than jagger!!!
well, duh...
:lmfao:
Mika Peace Project
in General Chin Wagging
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love the idea!!
I sent the pic, you should be expecting it