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51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice

possible “sex and candy”

 

52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your

head and walk around the store casually.

 

53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the

mannequins.

 

54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

 

55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run

between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”

 

56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror

while you pick your nose.

 

57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes.

(Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)

 

58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly

ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act

as spastic as possible.

 

59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and

women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.

 

60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch

everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

 

61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with

various funnels.

 

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse

through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare

them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

 

63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you

and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is

breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you

do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was

another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME

darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto

the ground screaming and having convulsions.

 

64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people

out.

 

65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and

begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.”

 

66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of

shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the

boxes and throw it in various aisles.

 

67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

 

68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every

perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another

girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way.

“hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When the boy

shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way.

“hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).”

 

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples

carts when they don’t realize it!

 

70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of

super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean

in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front

of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the

perfume!!”

 

71. Hit on the elderly.

 

72. Hit on 5 year olds.

 

73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly

move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left

as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the

ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like

crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was

the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!!

Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat.

 

74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray.

 

75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat.

Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.

 

76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a

prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to

people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.

 

77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your

friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those

electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they

don’t know you.

 

78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for

toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend

that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over

wanting to use it, start barking at them until

they run away crying.

 

79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind

customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your

friend.

 

80. Excesively use anything thing that says “Try Me”.

 

81. Start pocketing any and all free samples.

 

82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.

 

82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say

“Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter

Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of

french fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say

“Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you

say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from

Caldors, but not Walmart. People who are gay are just like

everyone else your know. You digust me” Then walk away

mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley- girl-

like as you can

 

83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people

asking where the rash cream is because your family and all

your friends seem to have a rash too.

 

84. When your alone, have loud conversations with your

“multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern

person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old

girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should

sound like this: “Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly

good time.(English)” “Look, oall I wanna do, is wok ta

Stawbucks and git a cawfee(New York)” Etc.

 

85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms

and legs around like your having some kind of massive

seizure.

 

86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the

store.

 

87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to

leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your

walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to

go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then

quickly look around you to see who’s watching and run away

as fast as your can.

 

88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger,

your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while

singing the circus song.

 

89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department

 

90. Put lingeries in the men’s department.

 

91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn

around.

 

92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that

someone istrying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over,

start crying and saying “All I ever wanted was a little

attention” Then run away crying.

 

93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while,

start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don’t look away, just

stay mesmerized.

 

94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in

my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your

hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming

“NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO

NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the

eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a

zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t

light the zippo, just hold it closed.

 

95. Light a match under a spinkler.

 

96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I

warned you never to come back here. Wait here while i go get

my shot gun”. Then walk away.

 

97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my

god it is!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” Then kiss him.

Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then

walk away. Much more affective if you’re a guy.

 

Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a

mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as

possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your

watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get

paid enough to do this”

 

Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.

 

Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen

my mommy?”

 

Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless

 

very nicely done. I think I have done some of these crazy things with my friends. You can surely add lot more to the list and I can even help you out:wink2:

Would you like to add few things?

51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice

possible “sex and candy”

 

52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your

head and walk around the store casually.

 

53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the

mannequins.

 

54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

 

55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run

between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”

 

56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror

while you pick your nose.

 

57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes.

(Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)

 

58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly

ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act

as spastic as possible.

 

59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and

women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.

 

60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch

everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

 

61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with

various funnels.

 

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse

through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare

them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

 

63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you

and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is

breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you

do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was

another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME

darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto

the ground screaming and having convulsions.

 

64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people

out.

 

65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and

begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.”

 

66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of

shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the

boxes and throw it in various aisles.

 

67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

 

68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every

perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another

girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way.

“hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When the boy

shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way.

“hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).”

 

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples

carts when they don’t realize it!

 

70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of

super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean

in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front

of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the

perfume!!”

 

71. Hit on the elderly.

 

72. Hit on 5 year olds.

 

73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly

move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left

as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the

ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like

crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was

the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!!

Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat.

 

74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray.

 

75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat.

Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.

 

76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a

prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to

people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.

 

77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your

friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those

electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they

don’t know you.

 

78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for

toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend

that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over

wanting to use it, start barking at them until

they run away crying.

 

79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind

customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your

friend.

 

80. Excesively use anything thing that says “Try Me”.

 

81. Start pocketing any and all free samples.

 

82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.

 

82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say

“Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter

Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of

french fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say

“Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you

say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from

Caldors, but not Walmart. People who are gay are just like

everyone else your know. You digust me” Then walk away

mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley- girl-

like as you can

 

83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people

asking where the rash cream is because your family and all

your friends seem to have a rash too.

 

84. When your alone, have loud conversations with your

“multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern

person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old

girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should

sound like this: “Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly

good time.(English)” “Look, oall I wanna do, is wok ta

Stawbucks and git a cawfee(New York)” Etc.

 

85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms

and legs around like your having some kind of massive

seizure.

 

86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the

store.

 

87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to

leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your

walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to

go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then

quickly look around you to see who’s watching and run away

as fast as your can.

 

88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger,

your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while

singing the circus song.

 

89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department

 

90. Put lingerie in the men’s department.

 

91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn

around.

 

92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that

someone istrying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over,

start crying and saying “All I ever wanted was a little

attention” Then run away crying.

 

93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while,

start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don’t look away, just

stay mesmerized.

 

94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in

my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your

hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming

“NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO

NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the

eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a

zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t

light the zippo, just hold it closed.

 

95. Light a match under a spinkler.

 

96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I

warned you never to come back here. Wait here while i go get

my shot gun”. Then walk away.

 

97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my

god it is!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” Then kiss him.

Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then

walk away. Much more affective if you’re a guy.

 

Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a

mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as

possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your

watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get

paid enough to do this”

 

Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.

 

Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen

my mommy?”

 

Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless

very nicely done. I think I have done some of these crazy things with my friends. You can surely add lot more to the list and I can even help you out:wink2: