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Stop burping, you disgusting pig !
No, it's all right, neither bugging nor buggering me thank god ! We are best chums, actually. And stop wacking your neighbours or people will talk .
Am preparing a funny email, well what happened was funny, serves you right for playing hard to get, you wouldn't have got bored, believe me !
I was in two minds whether to send you a not-so-private message, after all they have a right to enjoy themselves too, poor babies ...
My man's snoring peacefully , reminds me of two lines from Young Frankenstein, when Elizabeth has just been repeatedly raped by the Creature and she says, in succession : 'Oh, why not, seven's always been my lucky number' and then when the Creature stops performing because he's hearing the violin playing 'You men are all the same : half a dozen quickies and out with the boys'. I am not quite sure of the quotes but you get the gist of it .
So long in emails, girl.
Cheers,
Id3