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  1. OMG!!!! I thought it was someone famous!

     

     

    Hahahaha! :roftl: That's flatering!! Thx Holly, you made me smile!! :wub2:

     

    I am :D still waiting for someone to talk with:naughty

    HOw are you? :da:

     

    Hello back! :naughty: I was playing scrabble and got a liiittle distracted by the victory! Hahaha. I'm good, I'm happy today, what about you??

     

    Hi Holly :bye: here you go..

    Topic for today:

    What makes you laugh no matter what?

    A lot of things: Mika, my friend Juls, music, movies... anyway, I like to laugh.

  2. Baiba!!! Yopu always came 2 hours after I left!!! Im still constipated, I think this is turning to a flu :thumbdown:

     

    Hey!!! You are very pretty!! Why do you want to change your eyes colour?

    Hi honey! Are you sick?? :( That sucks! I hope you start feeling better soon!

     

    Aww, thx honey, is just that I love, love, looove blue eyes, they are just magical! :wub2::naughty:

     

     

    This is so empty! :boxed:

  3. I found something really funny and I want to share it with you!! :naughty: It's quite long but they are all funny!!

     

    Capitalism: Make hay while the ..it happens. The more ..it, the more profit.

    Communism: Equal ..it happens to all people. We must work for our collective ..it.

    Socialism: If ..it happens, let's distribute it equally. My ..it is your ..it.

    Nazism: Aryan ..it happens in the most masterly way.

    Patriotism: Better ..it happens to us than to anyone else.

    Conservatism: ..it doesn't happen in the good old ways it used to.

    Liberalism: Let ..it alone, let ..it happen.

    Commercialism: Let's package and distribute all this ..it that happens.

    Scientific Obscurantism: Amorphous excrement does occur in given cases.

    Relativism: ..it equals WC squared.

    Darwinism: As ..it happens, only the ..ittiest survive. The principle is known as "the survival of the ..ittiest".

    Historicism: The same old ..it happens again and again.

    Archaeology: All we can dig is the same old ..it over and over again.

    Ecology: As long as it is organic ..it that happens, it's OK.

    Green Peace: Save and recycle all ..it as soon as it happens.

    Classical Physics: ..it does not 'happen', it just moves around.

    Quantum Physics: ..it happens but you can't say both where and when. It happens in discrete quanta called "..itons".

    Holistic Physics: If ..it happens, it happens everywhere at once.

    Computer Science: If ..it happens, we'll fix it in the next version.

    Descartes: ..it happens, therefore I am... I ..it, therefore I am... I am, therefore ..it happens. Cogito ergo defecato...

    Behaviorism: You are conditioned to having ..it happen.

    Freudianism: ..it happens as an indication of your anal fixation...

    Psychoanalysis: ..it happens because of your toilet training. It's all your mother's fault.

    Pragmatism: If ..it happens, we'll find a way to use it.

    Selfishness: Let all ..it happen to me only.

    Altruism: Let all ..it happen onto others.

    Pollyannaism: Oh, how happy we should all be that ..it happens to us!

    Optimism: ..it knocks only once.

    Pessimism: If ..it happens, there won't be enough for everybody.

    Paranoia: ..it happens cuz it's a plot.

    Narcissism: ..it happens in my own image.

    Agnosticism: Nobody knows why ..it happens.

    Gnosticism: I know why ..it happens but won't tell you.

    Platonism: There is ideal ..it happening somewhere.

    Stoicism: ..it happens? So?

    Cynicism: Of course ..it happens.

    Cubism: Why worry if ..it happens? You won't recognize it.

    Cultural Relativism: ..it happens everywhere differently.

    Confucionism: ..it happens to man who is not wise enough to avoid it... If ..it has to happen, let it happen properly, Grasshopper.

    Zen Buddhism: If ..it happens in the forest with no one around, who will hear the sound it makes?

    Hare Krishna: ..it happens Rama Rama Ding Dong.

    Calvinism: ..it happens to people who don't work hard enough to avoid it.

    Puritanism: S*** can happen all day as long as you don't call it that.

    Judaism: Why does ..it always happen to us?

    Creationism: And the Lord said "Let there be ..it" ... and there came piles of it. After six days of this ..it, He rested.

    Politics: If ..it happens, make a deal with it.

    Diplomacy: Let's pretend ..it doesn't happen.

    Bureaucracy: I don't care if ..it happens as long as you fill out the forms.

    Kindergarten Teachers: If ..it happens, don't forget to flush afterwards!

    The Laundry: Sheets happen.

    Nostalgia: ..it doesn't happen as often as it used to.

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