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Randumb

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  1. In economics class,

     

    Teacher: Okay, so we've got somtime left…so we can watch a Youtube clip if you want… does anybody have a Youtube clip that we should watch?

    *no one in class raises hand*

    Teacher: ahh… okay, so…what are you girls into? Um… how 'bout 2 pak?

    Class: :blink:

    *goes on Youtube, searches 2 pak and plays us a song*

    Class: :lmfao:

  2. My friend (Hilary) had just brought a sandwich from the canteen, (the sandwich was made from two pieces of bread, and had been cut in half)

     

    Me: that's kind of overpricced, $3.20 for a sandwich!

    Alice: $3.20 for two sandwiches

    Me: no, one sandwich

    Alice: no, two

    Me: one sandwich cut in half

    Hilary: two halfs of one sandwich

    Alice: well, then what do you call a sandwich made of one piece of bread?

    Me: ahh.. Half a sandwich?

  3. :mf_lustslow: YAY! A different opinion to 'That gay guy?:boxed:'!:roftl:

     

    Yeah, I know! I get that all the time

    "Have you heard of Mika?"

    "Mika?"

    "Yeah, Y'know he sang Grace Kelly... I could be brown, I could be blue"

    "Oh, ... Isn't he gay?"

     

    It find it sad how sexuality is one of the first topics to come up when talking about Mika :no:

  4. YKYAAMFW Mika fixes EVERYTHING!!!!!!

     

    Just finished my Duke of Edinburgh's practise hike. Don't think I would have managed it with out Mika and my iPod!

     

    True, Mika does fix everything!

     

    And, you're doing Duke of Edinburgh!?

    I am so envious!

    I wanted to do it this year, but I couldn't get anyone to be my supervisor, so I couldn't do it :no:

  5. There was a lock-down drill in class today,

     

    Class: *chatting*

    Teacher: be quite!

    Me (Keran): I don't understand why we have to be quite, I mean the doors are locked, it's not like anyone's gonna get in here.

    Girl: They might knock down the door.

    Me: well, then it doesn't really matter if we're silent or not, 'cause they'll shoot us anyway. :dunno:

    Teacher: Keran, stand up.

    Me: what? :blink:

    Teacher: Stand up.

    Me: *stands up* but now if there really was a guy with a gun, he could see me.

    Teacher: Yeah, well if you're gonna talk, you might as well be the first to die.

    Me: :shocked:

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