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Randumb

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  1. At rehearsal for an assembly at school.

     

    Student: This is somebody's cell phone. . . ~mummbling I can't hear~

    Teacher: (on microphone) We have sombody's cellphone here, left in the girl's locker room. . . probably by a girl - Oo, it's got two new messages. I'm opening the first one from Joe Student. . . "Oh god I need to talk to you" If you are Joe Student, could you talk to your friend and tell her we have her cell phone?

     

    ~later~

    Teacher: The second message says, "Hey Mr. Teacher is pretty hot for an old guy."

    Student: Oh goodness, Mr. Teacher.

     

    :naughty:

    What kind of teacher reads students messages out loud? :aah:

  2. In drama class,

     

    Teacher: Girls, you do relise that you don't need to do drugs or have sex to be cool. I mean, I'm staight edge and I'm still cool, right?

    Girl in my class: So Miss, are you saying you've never had sex before?

    Teacher: Or course I've had sex! I'm married!

    Class: :lmao: :lmao:

  3. Me (to the reliever teacher): so, sir have you ever heard of Mika?

    reliever teacher: Mika who?

    Me: Mika, british pop star, Mika

    reliever teacher: oh, yeah I've heard of him.

    another girl in my class: She's in love with him!

    reliever teacher: oh, you're in love with him!?

    Me: you don't even know me sir, how can you say that?

    reliever teacher: no, no, I know, you're in love with him.

    [pause]

    reliever teacher: so is Mika a girl or a guy?

    Me: :blink:

  4. the proper link is this I think http://www.c4tv.co.nz/Hows-it/tabid/989/articleID/6744/cat/927/Default.aspx

     

    the other one I clicked and It said thanks for your comment!

    Im going ready to create other accounts! aparently you can even create multiple accounts on the same email adress! I tried! It works! :thumb_yello:

     

    anika poster is NOT me Is she one of you?

    Im not going to go ahead and assume its a memeber of the public cos last time I was wrong!

     

     

    Khayla did you get the part?

     

    :roftl: this time I think you might be right, she could be a member of the general public.

    I mean, well, it's certainly not me! :naughty:

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