bitter.icarus

Excellent. And I am glad that Mika is insane. Extremely kind, wonderful, and talented, but definitely crazy. What a man.

This guy is pretty insane in the first place. Sometimes he'll just tell us random stuff like "I am Frank Sinatra. I just got tired of being famous and faked my own death" or "Did you know that the word for Perfect in Spanish is Perfect-Lurfect? Everything in Spanish rhymes!" There's this one school that always beats us at Latin competitions, so he has a whole story about them. "St. Andrew's is the origin of AIDS. Be careful to never touch anything when you're there because you might get infected. The origin of Cancer is the St. Andrew's campus. That's the place where Eve was tempted by the serpent. And it's not even the garden of Eden!" It's kind of ridiculous, but it certainly makes us feel better when they've just beaten us