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Posts posted by ZoeHeartsMikax
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*Calls mika*
M : Hi
Me : Look behind you.
M : Huh?
Me : I said, look behind you.
M : I am looking behind me.
Me : No your not.
M : How did you know i wasn't?
Me : Because im you.
M :
Me : I know all your deepest and darkest secrets..
M : No way.. even the one about the poodle..?
Me : Yep.
M : PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MUMMY, OR MFC!!
Me : oh.. so now your the one begging?
M : No..
Me :
M : Okay, okay, yes!
Me : Nice to know..
M : What do you want from me?
Me : Look behind you.
M : okay! just dont mess with my head anymore
Me : done
*mika looks behind him and i take a picture of him*
M : you wern't me! You were you
Me : Yup. you didn't know that?
M : noo... wait, what are you gonn do with that pictue?
Me : Post it on MFC.
M : NOO!! NO ONE'S ALLOWED TO SEE ME NOT IN MY BIRD FORM!!
*hangs up and walk away*
Me : Jeeze, paranoid or what?
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omg DA thats hallarious cant wait to read your next one
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*rings*
Mika - Hello?
Me - Hello!
*silence*
Mika - Who is this?
Me - I'm the other monkey, you couldn't find me in that warehouse, remember?
Mika - Oh yeah!
Me - Come get me. I'm hungry.
*hangs up*
Omg i didnt notice your post upthere thats so funny!
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*Mika calls me*
Mika: Moooooom I sdfjhsdfjk
Me: what??
Mika: I sdfjhs said mkjfgkd skdjfhsdjk
Me: Sorry dear I can't understand you.
Mika: IM LYING ON MY STOMACH ICING MY @$$ makes it a bit difficult to speak!
Me:
Mika: oh damn, this isn't mom is it?
Me:
Mika: well if you happen to see her, tell her to never use Jimmy's shoe cleaner on my Loubs again, makes em damn slippery... *click*
Oh my
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*John calls mika*
Mika : Right, this better be important, im in the middle of playing with my tofu dolls
John : I've
*pause*
John : Found out
*pause*
Movie over voice : Enough with the pauses!!
John : How MFC keep getting your number!
Mika : no way! Tell me.
John : I kinda.. erm, cant...
Mika : i thought we were friends! all thos times you reasuredd me that i wasnt being stalked, and that id learn the lyrics to touching me-
John : You..
Mika : Whatever! That all ment nothing
John : Fine, fine, fine! Just notears, else i'll have to deal with MFC crying over pictures of you crying that the MFC spies *pulls down mikas blind so the cant get pictures ) have taken and posted.
Mika : YAY! now, tell me.
John : Okay... Jimmy is an undercover ant from Autralia empyoled by MFC to get all your personal infomation and post them so they can get to you andmake you do the bedroom gigs they all wanted.
Mika : and you chose him to be in MY band??!
John : Well... the thing is... im not completly someone you can trust too... *looks at computer screen with screensaver of mika on it* I am a MFCer
*john ends the call8
Mika :
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*calls Mika*
me: hello? coooeeee?
M: my phone's gonna blow up if you all keep phoning me!
me: aww... *doesn't care* so how are you?
M: fine *annoyed*
me: cool *shouts at brother*
M: what?! i didn't do anything!?
me: noooo, it was my brother *strokes M's head - in mind*
M: what are you thinking about...... O.o
me: nothingggg *under breath* can I wash those curls some day?
M: WHAT?!?!?!!?!?
me: :blush-anim-cl:I saiddddd, have you learnt the lyrics to love today?
M: it was Touches You and Dr John I couldn't remember... *raises eyebrow*
me: oh well!
M: I have to go..
me: noooooooooooooo!
M: yes.
me: noooooooooooooo
M: *hangs up*
me: noooooooooooooo
Lmfao Everyone wants to touch his curls, its just part of life
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*Mika calls me*
Me : Ello?
M : You lier.
Me : Who? Me?
M : Yes you. You know, about the tooth.. i dont even wanna thik about it:sneaky2: your a dirty, filthy lier!
Me : Hush hush my sweetie pie, i didnt mean to lie
M : Oh so now your a poet?!
Me : Eh, i guess so. I'll write a poem for you..
M : Its not going to freak me out, is it?
Me : You never know, it might do.
M : Agh stop making me wait, if i know now itwill give me more time to block any letters from yo-
Me :
M : Yogort, yeah yogort. Tht stuff gets everywhere in my mail, it really annoys me
Me : Thats good. I thoght you were gonna say Yoga, i mean who could bloack messages from Yoga?? Yoga is awesome!
*ends call*
M :
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That par was the reason i had to do it
I wasnt surprised lol
I really liked you conversation!!!!!!! so you're the giant tooth now!!!Ditto How amazing would it be if it really happened? Oh wow i guess i am They'll all call my toothy. Your calls are really funny too I feel at home in this thread
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i had to read this one twice to get it
hehe I got confussed whilst writing the 'we know' bit
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Part 2
Me : Oh mika, how you make me laugh. We know things. Things you dont know we know.Thing you dont know we know you know. Things we dont know you know we know.
Me : . JOHN! THERES A GIRL ON THE PHONE SAYING IDONT KNOW THINGS THEY KNOW!
Johns : let me comfirm this so you dont get upset, mika you do know things they say you dont know.
M : Thank you John Back to the subject... who are you?
Me : Im your worst nightmare.
M : NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE GIANT TOOTH! ANYTHING BUT THE GIANT TOOTH!
*mika hangs up*
John! the giant tooth is back
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*calls mika*
M : Yes mum, i want butter on both sides! Oh hi.
Me : hi.
M : So... ermm, hows it hanging?..
Me : Great, so i was wondering if i -
M : NO YOU CANNOT CAMP OUT IN MY TOUR BUS WITH SEVERL OTHER MIKA FANS WHILE I WRITE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU A SONG
Me : I didt want that. but now you menton it, that would be pretty good
M : Oh my, have i got you fangurling?
Me :
M : JOHN!! I HAVE A DANGOUSE PHONE SITUATION HERE
Me : No no, i recovered seconds ago
M : Good... you were starting to freak me out even more then
Me : Oh mika, your so cute when you freak out
M : Well, i do try. Anyway, you wanted?
Me : I wanted to have yor best curl andd..... to camp out in your tour bus while you write us songs.
M : NO! NOT MY BEST CURL! NO, NOW ONE WANTS IT, THEY ALL WILL I'LL HAVE TO STRAIGHTEN MY HAIR MRE SO THEY CANT FIND IT
Me : mika dont straighten your hair i like it all lovely and curly
M : erm. Who are you anyway? And how did you get my number.
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Hey guys!
I was wondering if any of you could show me pics with Mika together with all the band, as when they are bowing in the concerts at the end, but I need them as high res as possible... I'm going to print one of the pics
I also saw there is a picture of all of them in the tourbook, it would be perfect if someone found that exact picture... but in the end anything is okay!
i THINK xxmika-maddo-joxx has one, but you have to get her permission to use it.. i think thats her username. i'll edit if it isnt
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Hi does anybody have the picture of mika and lady gaga strangling eachother?
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Sound check -
Stuck in the middle(no mika) = http://www.facebook.com/video/?upload#!/video/video.php?v=1509029093818
i only done one right now :/ my camera is out charge so i cant get to them. I'll try to get the rest up tomorrow
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The reports are great
Im just uploading some videos on
facebook of the concert
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I need to find my cable for my camera, then i'll have some vids up i got a bit (i think) of every song except over my shoulder
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Impatiant. I'm in school, and i have entered a compotition on MFC and theres only 3 minutes till the next lesson and i reallly wanna know the answers
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Please help me, i'm doing a compotition, and i can't find the first video and i only have 3 more questions to answer. Can you tell me what video this one is from?
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Hi bunnys
I was just watching TeenNick and they just
said : Now we are going to have a big pop
star performing now.
And the guy said : Who? Mika? Hes big, he 6 ft four!
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Happy ending on the tribute to stephen gately
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I see you backing music was just on dancing on ice
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Does this work?
Do you have the link for the others? i dont have them
Fictional Crazy Phone Calls!
in General Chin Wagging
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If only that would make him come in real life I love your calls!