LilStar

Is John at the phone?

me: Hi John! Nice to talk with u again after so many months

J:

me: wotchaaa Just said he's gonna feel shirtless once he's bald, so u better make sure his head rests unsheaven ( )

J:

me: And send me more caviar pls, were running out of it

J:

me: and champagne

J:

me: and stop blinking!

J:

me: