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  1. *calls mika*

     

    *line is occupied* GIRLS!!! stop calling him!! i need to talk to him!!:mf_rosetinted :

     

    *calls mika again*

    Mika: what now?

    Me: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i missed calling you!!! im so busy..

    Mika: youre drooling over my shirtless pics...

    Me: whatever:mf_rosetinted : so, i got something in the mail today!!!

    Mika: fresh products? :fangurl :

    Me: NO!

    Mika: a TOFU doll???

    Me: NO!!

    Mika: a framed shirtless pic of me :das

    Me:.. no:mf_rosetinted :

    Mika:????? what can be better than that????:shocked :

    Me: a sinlge GOLDEN CONFETTI!!!!

    Mika::blink:

    Me: from your gig in Paris!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub2:

    Mika:... thats it???

    Me: Yes!! its a confetti from your show??? thrown by you confetti-throwing-machine and maybe your body even touched it!!!!!!!!!:shocked :

    Mika:.... youre fangurling over a confetti... you really need a gig woman...

    Me::sneaky2 :*hangs up*

    Mika: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN, what would be cheaper, a gig in Canada or a truck-load of confetti to send to Roxy's???

     

    :lmfao: !!!

     

    Awwww!! You're really fangurling over the golden confetti!!! That's so cute!! :blush-anim-cl:

     

    :huglove: !!!!

     

     

    *continues the call*

     

    john: don´t tease me boss... it would be cheaper bringing her to europe and inviting her to a gig...

    mika: yes... you are clever john... that must be the reason why i hired you...

    john: yes i am :mf_rosetinted :

     

    *mika calls roxy*

     

    mika: roxane,excuse me myself has got an idea.:mf_rosetinted :

    roxane: you?? really?? yourself??:blink :

    mika: :sneaky2:

    roxane: ok,sorry,tell me...:teehee :

    mika: you are going to fly to europe and i will invite you to a gig... perhaps to Vigo,so you can join the other two droolers.. i´m gonna invite kath too,and rosa is going to go by herself (i know it because she called me and i agreed to set up a kindergarden to look after her and wonka´s kids)...

    roxane: :yay : i just can´t believe it!!! thanx meeks!!!!!so... the venue is in castrelos,isn´t it?

    mika: no dear... in my hotel... you know... your private gig..

    roxane: :swoon:

     

    (kath while reading this converstation: :swoon:)

    (me while finishing this post: :swoon:)

     

    EXACTLY!!! :swoon: I love you, Rosa :wub2: *packs suitcase for Vigo*

  2. 1) We are golden

    2) Blue eyes

    3) One foot boy

    4) Toy boy

    5) I see you

     

    I just love dancing in my room like Mika does in "we are golden" so I really recognize myself in the song. But I just love them all 8D

     

    Hi Charlotte and welcome to the MFC!! :bye:

     

    I see that this was your first post, so maybe you'd like to introduce yourself to everyone so we can all say properly HI to you? :wink2:

     

    http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1

     

    Here you can start your introduction thread: http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=3

     

    Have fun on MFC!! :biggrin2:

     

    would love one too... :naughty:

     

    :naughty:

  3. Oh, i haven't seen this thread before...:roftl:

     

    1. Ma Crown iz gawlden

    2. Reign

    3. Pick ma crown up off the floor

    4. By the Thames

    5. Hoi polloi boy

     

    :naughty:

     

    :lmfao: !!! What special Wonkaland edition of TBWKTM is this?? Can i get a copy please?? :roftl:

     

    I know that one!

     

    And by the Thames I'm dreaming

    My fans, they keep on screaming

    My ears hurt, don't they care?

     

    And by the Thames I'm dreaming

    As the water keeps on streaming

    I hope there's no fans over there.

     

    Please shut up, please shut up, yes shut up

    Oh, please fans, shut up!

     

    :roftl:

     

    :floor::thumb_yello:

     

    I'll give it a try...it depends on my mood as well, but right now at this very moment my Top 5 are:

     

    1. Rain

    2. Touches You

    3. One Foot Boy

    4. Lover Boy

    5. Toy Boy

  4. Translation

    For Rosa who asked for it:teehee:

     

    (sorry if there's a few bit that i might miss some words... the crowd was loud:naughty:)

     

    Mka:*talks about the light sticks* It's really impressive... *people cheering* and really beautiful. I'll tell you a story. I've been working with my mom for a long time now. I don't talk abuot her very often. She's paranoiak. Whenever she sees a photographer, she throws her sandwich at him. She's so afraid that everyone might see her. I don't know why.. She's always talking about (sorry, i cant get this part!:aah:). Anyways, we were doing Bercy, but they werent as organized as all of you... *people cheering* It's like im in a Pixar animation! And with 10 000 UFO's in front of me (im not sure thats what he says here:naughty:) And so, we did the first night, and was disappointed. So, as a surprise, my mom left in the morning with the promoters and they bought, we she bought herself, in a store, well in every Paris store, 18 000 glow-in-the-dark bracelets and, well it was almost 30 000 bracelets really, they gave every person 2 bracelets so i could come up on stage and have 18 000 people with color on their arm. And tonight, it wasnt my mom! You did it yourselves and its very impressive. I dont even know why im talking that much! And all my musicians dont understand a thing. Jimmys learning well. He likes that people love him. But seriously, dont be too nice to him. He's like a cat. He wants you to love him and then, when you love him, he bites you!

    *someone screaming in the audience*

    Mika: well, if you want him to bit you... Go ahead... its free... *looks at Jimmy* What are you doing?? *laughs*

    *jimmy doing funny things, people cheering*

    Mika: Be careful, he really can bite the first person... After talking about Jimmy, my friend Billy Brown looks totally... (end of video!) :teehee:

     

    And merci Francoise pour les vidéos et photos!!!!:wub2:

     

    You're such a STAR!!! :huglove:

     

    Thanks for the vid link francoise, too!! :flowers2:

     

    I've been to the 2nd Bercy gig btw and it was really fun, because the security guys handed out the bracelets and partly just threw them into the crowd - and when we were backstage as BGs/LGs we heard how Mrs Penniman got very angry because she wanted to make sure that EVERY SINGLE PERSON got a bracelet - and she was afraid that some people didn't get one...so she repeated: "I told them to hand them out to everyone, not to throw them into the crowd!!!" :lmfao: That was soooo sweet!!! :wub2:

  5. kiss my ass????????

     

    :lmfao::floor:

     

    wonka,don´t you remember that many of mika´s family and friends read your thread??? :lmfao: i really want to see mika´s face at vigo... when you both meet again...:aah:

     

    Don't worry. It's not Wonkaland here. And i'm sure the only thread Mikas family and friends subscribed, is Wonkaland :mf_rosetinted:

     

    :floor:

  6. Me: Penniman! I heard you wouldn't even let John lend me some colored pencils and...

    Mika: Nothing!:sneaky2 :

    Me: But...but...but...:blink:

    Mika: Get lost!:sneaky2:

    Me: See what i can do with some pencils...:wink2:

     

    PANEL-PIC_LG02-799577.jpg

     

    Mika::shocked: Isn't that by that Van Gogh guy...Da One Ear Boy?:shocked:

    Me: Yeah, that's my pen name, so....

    Your loss, dude...Ktnxbai...

    Mika: No, wait...:blink :

    Me: Kiss my ass goodbye...:sneaky2:

     

    :shocked::roftl::lmfao:

     

    *hands you coloured pencils and hopes for a drawing as a birthday present :biggrin2:*

  7. Pfffft, i hardly take any pics and the ones i do end up in babs shaken pic thread all the time...:mf_rosetinted::roftl:

     

    John: Hey boss, this Wonka just called and promised she won't take many pics at the gig :thumb_yello:

    Mika: And you believe that?

    John: Why not?

    Mika: SHE'S WONKA, FFS!!!!! :aah:

    John: WONKALAND WONKA? :shocked:

    Mika: :sneaky2:

    John: Ok, i'll get a play yard and some colored pencils for her to entertain her during the show :mf_rosetinted:

    Mika: NO PENCILS!!! NOTHING TO WRITE WITH :aah:

    John: Ok...may she have some fresh...

    Mika: NOOOOOO!!!!!! *hangs up*

  8. Me: Penniman?

    Mika: Hmmmmm???

    Me: I heard you were babysitting Rosito, Rosita's baby, so i am taking my 3 pests to stay with John, too, in Vigo...

    Mika: :lmfao: Good joke, Wonka...

    Me: i mean it, Mika!

    Mika: Ah! as if!

    Me: Remember the fresh products shipping cancelling???

    Mika: Ok, bring them on, i'll ask my 30 Lebanese cousins to handle them...

    Me: Good!

    Mika: #$%&/&%%#$%///, damn woman!

     

    :lmfao:

     

    Mika: Hey John, can we handle 4 more brats to babysit?

    John: 4? :shocked: In thought Wonka would bring only 3?

    Mika: Right, but you will babysit her too - or do you really think i'll let her go front row and take pics of me? Pfff, Dreamer! :mf_rosetinted:

  9. And here's my sequel:

     

    mika: Yasmine!! I need you to do my face paint like NOW! John will look after that young devil...i mean, little angel :mf_rosetinted:

    yasmine: *sigh* Ok, you're the boss... :sneaky2:

    john: :shocked: But...but...i can't handle little children!!!

    yasmine: You are Mikas tour manager, of course you can :mf_rosetinted:

    john: :aah: Mrs. P!!!! HELP!!! He's pulling my hair...ouch!! I'll get a bald head if he doesn't stop!!!

    MrsP: Alright, hand him over to me...Hi sweetheart, you remind me of young Meeks...nice purple trousers...let's see if you already fit in a LG costume...

    Rosa / Mika / John / Yasmine / Andy / whole crew: :shocked: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

    Mika: "Hey front row Rosa...stop drooling and look after your son. He's backstage, painting all my undies purple!!" :mf_rosetinted:

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  10. love you,kath!!!

     

    :blush-anim-cl: Love you too, Rosita! :huglove:

     

    I think this convos belong in this thread too :teehee:

     

    The following are no phone calls...just fictional conversations Rosa and I just made up when we talked about who could take care of her son while she's at the gig in Vigo... I suggested, that Mika should offer childcare backstage for the kids of his fans... that's what Rosa came up with then:

     

    CAN YOU IMAGINE YASMINE LOOKING AFTER MY SON??? :lmfao:

    mika: yasmineeeee!!!! i need you here like now!!!

    yasmine: aww... this cute boy... sowy mika,i can´t!! i´m looking after this adorable boy... :fangurl:

    mika: :shocked: wtf?? leave that creature with his mom!!!!!! :sneaky2:

    yasmine: i can´t... his mom in on front row,waiting for you

    mika: :shocked: since when have you become a babysitter?? you are looking after my fan´s children...??? :shocked:

    yasmine: he´s soooooo cute... aaaww...

    mika: :shocked:

  11. *calls mika*

     

    me: sorry to bother you mika....

    mika: not even you believe it... :mf_rosetinted:

    me: anyway... listen... i have so many troubles to get to vigo.. so i was thinking about taking my kid with me...

    mika: oh,thanx god you have called me to explain your plans...:mf_rosetinted:

    me: just shut up... let me go on... i need your sister or your mother to take care of him :biggrin2:

    mika: WOT??????????????:shocked: NO WAY GIRL!!! I NEED THEM!!!

    me: oh.mika,c´mon... i´m sure you can take care of yourself... can´t you change your clothes without your mom´s help???? you little boy???

    mika: of course i can!!! :shun:

    me: then....

    mika: it´s your son!!! not mine!!!

    me: well,if that is a problem... we both can have a child... :das:

    mika: asdfasdfajisorhaiosdhgaoierjhtaoiegjweiohf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :sneaky2:

    me: is that an OK??

    mika: i´ll try to talk to my staff,to see if anyone can look after your son while you drool.... i mean,while you enjoy my gig:mf_rosetinted:

    me: oh no,mika... it´s not for the gig!!! i decided i won´t go to your gig!! but as i have the hotel in vigo reserved and everything ready,i will have a date with luis there.... hope you don´t mind...

    mika: :shocked: *hangs up* JOOOOOOHHNNNN!!!!! something´s going wrong with my promotion in vigo,man... one of my three official droolers is not coming to the gig... she´s going to date another man instead... YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING!!! I´M LOSSING FANS!!!!!!!!!!

     

    :lmfao:!!!!! :floor: !!!!!!

     

    Love it, Rosa!!!

  12. Just got back to hotel, unseen by my stalker (heaves massive sigh of relief!). It's raining but there is definitely a god, because it held off for the whole gig, and just started in the encores and it was quite refreshing! Poor crew though, a nice wet load-out for them!

     

    No long report as I'll do it when I get home along with Nimes, but it was another fabulous gig. It was packed - all seated but unreserved. I was Row G but as soon as Mika came on everyone got up and I ended up at the front. I have simply no idea how that happened!!! I can be damn fast when I want to be!

     

    Anyway, yes, long set like yesterday, Mika fell over in Dr John but don't think he hurt himself. He was in excellent mood and excellent voice again, talked loads to the crowd but of course I haven't a clue what about as my French is rubbish. It was a very low stage with no "pit" and at the end (during the second "Relax", Mika started pulling people up onstage and then it just went mad and LOADS of people got uo - including some really young kids. There was hardly any space left for Mika in front of them. Brilliant! I'm sure there will be reports and photos soon from people., but if they're staying in the main town it's quite a long trek back. I'm quite close to the castle..

     

    So, off to bed now. I'm back in Nimes Arena tomorrow night, but sadly Mika isn't...

     

    A stalker?! :shocked: I hope you are joking... *worried*

     

    Thanks for the report :flowers2: Sounds like a brilliant show again!! Glad to hear that Mika didn't hurt himself - he should start wearing knee guards under his trousers :naughty:

     

    And i love that he pulled people up on stage again :wub2:

  13. I think i never did this so i will now...

     

    Hi, there...:bye:

     

    My name is Wonka and i am a lovely 12yo girl (though Freddie thinks i'm 40) who never misbehaves...

    I'm an angel my parents say and i hate naughty captions and frisky innuendos...

    I never changed a Mika pic in order to make silly captions and i do my best to behave in the forum...

    I always help old ladies crossing the street and i didn't moan about the volcano postponement when i met Mika...

    And when i tell each mod he/she is my fav is just a joke, of course i have no fav mod...lolz

    I was forced to open Wonkaland thread, it was never my intention to mock Mika senseless, dark forces make me do it daily...

    And that's pretty much about me...

     

    You forgot to tell that your mean "friends" painted your face black when you met Mika after the gig - in fact you don't have any friends here and no one likes you :mf_rosetinted:

     

    Ok, there's one thing that i like about you: You'd never tell a lie! :thumb_yello:

     

    *still recovers from laughing :lmfao:* :mf_rosetinted:

  14. *Mika calls his mom*

     

    mika: Mooooooooooooom!!!!!! :aah:

    MrsP: What's the matter, baby boy?

    mika: The venue in Vigo doesn't allow me to ban cameras from the gig and Wonka will be there and there will be zillions of pics for her to make new captions! :crybaby:

    MrsP: Don't moan son, just avoid everything that she could turn into a caption :wink2:

    mika: Hey, that's good!!! Thanks...what exactly should i not do then?

    MrsP: Not much...

    just don't kiss Jimmy or another band member,

    don't fall on stage,

    don't jump,

    don't climb on or fall off the piano or the drums,

    don't make faces,

    don't show your undies,

    don't sweat too much,

    don't get your hair messy,

    don't try to dance,

    don't throw something into the audience,

    don't put your mic or anything else that's long in your trousers,

    don't wear any kind of hats,

    don't lie down on the floor,

    don't make any superhero moves or try to fly,

    don't yawn,

    don't shake your butt,

    don't grin,

    don't play around with that giant Toy Boy,

    don't interact with the Big and Lollipop Girls or pigs or cows or whatever you get on stage,

    don't eat or drink on stage... don't.......

    mika: tired-sleeping-smiley-17413.gif

  15. One for Rosa (and Wonka)! :wub2:

     

    *calls mika*

     

    me: Heya, long time no call from me i know...

    mika:Too bad i still remember you :sneaky2:

    me: :blush-anim-cl:

    mika: So spill da beans, i'm sure you called me for a reason

    me: I just wanted to tell you that Rosa won't bother you with phone calls for a whole day in august!!! Great news, huh?

    mika: :shocked: You're serious? 2 days now cause she's in some medieval one-horse town without phone and internet - and again in august? *whispers* Joooooohn, gimme a high 5!!!

    me: Don't you wanna know why she won't call you?!

    mika: *WTF do i care about my phone stalkers* ... Yeah, sure :mf_rosetinted:

    me: SHE'LL BE AT YOUR GIG IN VIGO!!!!!!!!

    mika: :shocked::aah::crybaby: *hangs up*

     

    *me calls again*

     

    mika: I'll only talk to you if you have some good news for me :sneaky2:

    me: :shocked: Well, sure. Wonka will be at Vigo too :biggrin2:

    mika: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....JOOOOOOOHN, MOOOOOOOOM....I WON'T ALLOW ANY KIND OF CAMERAS AT THIS GIG....NOT A SINGLE ONE...NO CAPTIONS...YOU GOT THAT??!!! :aah:

  16. I have no idea what's changed or how it's changed, I have no idea why anyone gets pissed off or angry about anyone else, in fact I have no idea who anyone is most of the time!!! Ignorance is sometimes bliss. But we all come on here for the same reason really, so all is very happy and well in enigmaland! :thumb_yello:

     

    A Little bit of love, little bit of love

    Little bit of love, little bit of love.... :wub2:

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