nemobaermydog

Hi guyssss! I see lots of MFCers know Persian ! How is it happening?!

Okay I laughed so hard Clara! Gardan kolaft must be hard for you to pronounce and I don't know how did you said it to that guy! Srr ur fiancee xD

And lolipop161, as far as I know kartuf is russian. And so happy to have you here! Are you jewish, right?

Yasi: ey baba cheghadr bad. Pas feretun doros nashod? Donyaye sophie kheyli bahale! Daram zarre zarre (!!) mikhunam injur ketaba ye zare hazmesh sakhte baram! Siddhartha ro khundi? Unam kheyli sakht buudddd xD

oh actually its not that hard bcz my friend teaches ir to me 'orally' and i repeat it etc and i learn quickly^^ but yeah, the koloft may be a challenge to some people hahahahah MY FIANCEEEE

Actually,you should be a boy to marry Mika:mf_rosetinted:

 

Yes,gardan koloft is better:roftl:

 

Hmmm,a friend of mine (she's so older than me) married a guy from Italy,the guy has a foot fetish and the first thing that he asked my friend was:can I see your feet?!(in the middle of a romantic dinner:naughty:),and cause my friend was the only girl who didn't become angry with him and show her feet to him,he fell in love with her:naughty:and after a year or so they married each other:mf_rosetinted:

SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY

well. i will MAKE him marry me gay or not

ahahahahahahahahaha awwww

a new one! hope you like it!

 

btw, in the last part "POOR MIKA" is written under his meme

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA THOSE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS

(sorry for spamming this thread )

maybe I should post this too it really happened

 

*remembers* :roftl:

got this idea when I was drinking coke..

 

y u no show me

was it that day where they offered to write names and etc?

That tattoo reminds me of someone 'saluting' to Hitler Well, just my impression Let's hope it's not real

yes yes we are xDDD

 

 

*pats*

*pats back*

paulie and the poisoned pizza.

EVERY.F*CKING.TIME.

*sad highfive*

did i tell ya we were connected?

WHY DOES LIFE SUCK

okaay

Wait some more years.

*is grumpy* its never gonna happen

I have a theory, did you ever imagine sth you didn't know (bout the future etc) and you imagined it well and it came true just like you thought?

NO, right?

well. so whenever i think 'oh stuff is gonna be amazing and this and that' in the same moment i know its NOT. whatever it is.

*is depressed*

mine or yours?

I will But I wish I had something new to read

both :moredas:

Good. I wish I had something REAL to EXPERIENCE

Haha,so we should prepare for your wedding:naughty:

I saw stranger loves:mf_rosetinted:it's a good start actually:naughty:

Haha,yes,exacly:roftl:

Awwwwwww! *chooses dress*

wait. didnt I want to marry mika?

okay ill go with the gardan koloft then.

whats stranger loves?

Haha yes,you'll be a great couple:naughty:

God,I've never laughed that hard,I can't imagine saying this to a man:naughty:

of course we will! he wasnt even ugly

well if he expects me to love him just because I said 'gardan koloft' i understand you gooosh here we say so many weird things to each other and noone even THINKS of the other being in love

It means potato:teehee:

Oh, highfive:teehee:

ok I've no idea what sibsamini means, and my mom is going to sleep, so I'm lost

It means potato as far as i know

Yes,maybe:mf_rosetinted:

 

Haha,if you keep on going like that,he'll probably ask your hand for marriage:mf_rosetinted:

HAHAAHAHAHAHA

Come here, you gardan koloft Man badjens hastam! *goes to roll on floor from laughing*

Maybe because it also means "thick neck" (asked my mom) LOL

Yes thats what my friend said, too hahahaahaha oh gosh poor him i must have confused him so much oh and theres a little boy i always call sibsamini bcz his head kinda looks like it :'DD

Haha,you sure your friend doesn't have a criminology dictionary?:naughty:but I have a German-Persian dictionary too,and it has nice words too:mf_rosetinted::naughty:though it's written by a Persian:mf_rosetinted:

 

Haha,you made me laugh sooo hard!actually gardan koloft means something like ''strong man'':naughty:but dunno why he reacted so strange:naughty:

hahahahahahah she's kinda evil sometimes maybe she wrote it!

oooooooh! so the fault is with the germans! stupid germans! boo!

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA oh my gosh maybe he thought I called him strong man or something I had already had that feeling that he 'liked' me a little OH GOD

oh right I guess so but wait didn't 40 made that at first meetingtoo..or so?? Okay I don't remember.

mmmmm well let's say they're equally skilled

go on read it again its such fun

Khoshhalam ke ino mishnavam (too)

Yes,you should get paid for your show offs:mf_rosetinted:

(Anyway,I like show offs:wub2:)

Hahahahaha!

YO PEOPLE SEE HOW WELL I TALK PERSIAN!

actually the only serious phrases i know are salam, khoda hafez, khobi and khubam. and maybe man clara hastam. THATS IT

(Anyway,I like ... people like .. you )

Haha,yes,you're right:thumb_yello:

 

God,you're really good:thumb_yello:you should get an honorary degree in Persian:naughty: (in ''strange phrases'' part:naughty:)

 

Haha,I agree with you about gardan koloft:naughty:

 

(*say these while trying to find somewhere to hide,cause you're really ''badjens''*)

Oooooo *feels honoured*

It's funny, my friend has a german-persian dictionary and there are only words like murder, victim, robber, etc etc and insults, complaints and when I looked for a compliment that took ages! whats going on over there? :'D or maybe it's the germans with their prejudices?

Oh but btw I talked to a young man from Iran one day and I told him funny words and I said something 'gardan koloft' and he reacted in a really weird way, like confused and i couldnt understand him well but he muttered something with 'strong men' can you imagine why?

well well cookies is good idea indeed

 

 

Dunno about milk but he's good at making pizza

cookieeees well he bakes quite well..

wait wasn't it paulieeeee with the pizza?

*is being a sir bcz has just read the story again*

sorry you other guys (who are apparently not online hah!) for all the inside jokes

Khoshhalam ke ino mishnavam (I'm glad to hear that)

Of course!you can ''stay'' here as long as you want:huglove:but well,we're not much here,most times just me and Kimia:mf_rosetinted:

Khoshhalam ke ino mishnavam! You and Kimia that's more than enough

yek, do, seh, char, panj, shesh, haft, hasht, noh, dah, jazdah

*is being a show off*

Yes,it means smart:teehee:and you're really bahoush:thumb_yello:

Yes,you're right again:thumb_yello:

Haha,how could you remember all these strange phrases:blink:

 

(*saying this while I'm running and screaming*)

awwwwww so are you of course, i mean even only liking mika shows our massive intelligence

Hmmm I guess the fact that theyre strange makes them so easy to remember

U zesht hast (im not sure who)

Bacche vashi hast

Man mikhoram

BOKHOR (my afghan friend's mother always tells that to everyone )

man badjens hastam, to jenayat kar hasti, u dozd hast, and one of my favourites: gardan koloft

okay and i can count to ten in persian

(*says this while running after you and preparing the pot where you're gonna be cooked in* *evil laugh*)

Salaaam!!!that's great to see you here:huglove:

Man khoobam,mersi,to khoobi?

Feel free to write here whenever you want:huglove:

Man khubam hahaha still!

It's great to find a new place to "stay"

salam clara!! merci man khubam, to khubi?? you know persian very well you're "kheyli bahush"! che khabar?!!

 

I still can't believe you knew what dozd is

OHHHH I KNOW WHAT BAHUSH IS! my friend told me ages ago is it like smart? or eager? man khubam of course hahaha!

che khabar means what are you doing? am i right?

I'm ahmmm just hanging around.

Man adamkhor hastam.

(*expects you to run away screaming*)

jk. hahahaa imagine if i really was.