Laura

i cant hear it....well it just wont go to the page......any other way of listening??

*bows* thanks lol perhaps we could ask sunny if we could have some sort of age restriction thread thingy........u know, some threads could have certificates slapped on them and if you are of a certain age you can read them?? just an idea..........probably a bad one

OH MY! i missed quite a lot of action here i see........ i think its fair Freddie and Sarah said their peace, i can see how this thread could have been seen as 'too much' but not 'desperate' (i for one am not ) thats just offensive. I think the thread may have gone a little too far and i indeed i have played my part, but hey it was all done in good spirit, and so far everyone has had a bloody good laugh so lets appreciate that other people have their own opinions, and just get on with it all we dont want anyone falling out now do we??

oh no you misunderstood, HE is spanking ME .....hell yeah lol well i really have to go now, i dont wana go, mothers chuckin me off and im doing so quickly, dont want her catching a glimpse night night xxxxxxxx

Not at all *pulls at imaginary collar* Yeh twas me playing football with mika.... i was just thinking of his long hairy legs in a pair of shorts PHWOAAAR i think id fall over 'accidentally on purpose', he'd come running to comfort me and be like 'Wheres it hurt?' and id point right to my backside and he'd start rubbing it better and be like 'corrr u gota nice arse! can i smack that till you get sore......'

Does anyone play football?

Yeah...*cough* *looks around the room*

oh but i am

Yeh i definately want ..........and every1 loves Father Ted.....yeh im thinking but whats in my head is so much better than words

Ah go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on, u ever seen Father Ted? if not totally ignore me, im not funny

Byeeeeeee xxx

Awwww, whos sending hates msgs? big bad Laura will sort em out Ima add u all to myspace as soon as my internet stops messing me around, it wont let me open more than 1 window at a time, damn.....

Maybe just a tad?? cmon someone needs to write some more Mika porn and impress Caz.........i figure it'll encourage her to write even more you see......like the cunning plan?

Night Shezzy good luck with the dreaming xx

Oh my, is that really the time?? i have work in the morning..........bovered

Could be well, night Caz take care x

:roftl: she'd so ban you from listening to any of his music

Caz! Make a podcast of your story, then we can all lie in bed and listen, how could we not dream then? ........it cant go wrong

I think if we have any chance of having a Mika 'sex' dream, its most likely to happen now we've all read Caz' porn just imagine how real and graphic our dreams will be

Yeh i gota relax

Yeh who's the oldest here? being 18 i feel quite irresponsible for letting this happen but hey, why not?

LMAO well it worked for me

But i wouldnt be able to live up to your standards, i cant write how i feel or think, my words are to ordinary lol

Thankyou i did find it funny though, you were using all these wonderful words and then slipping in some obvious slang obsceneties love it

OHHH MYYYYY GOODDD!!! and u said u were a virgin?!?! lol that was totally amazing!! i was so putting myself in that position