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Laura

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  1. I bet if you asked he'd give ya a little giggle:wink2:
  2. Itsallllllllll good:naughty: omg you wouldnt believe how much this thread has cheered me up after sucha a crappy day at work......cheers people
  3. the key is to brush your hand passed accidentally on purpose
  4. Dont think HE would be too chuffed but YOU would be an absolute LEGEND!
  5. HAHA honesty is the best policy.........but not in that situation
  6. Oh god, if i ever meet him my names no longer Laura, ok people play along to be honest though, i know some of the stuff thats been written is kinda disturbing, but if it was me in his position id be flattered
  7. Caz, dya reckon your 'part 2' should be certificate 18? lol
  8. I think its hilarious .......but yes ever so slightly anxious *looks side to side*
  9. Dya know what.....go for it, im not ashamed lol *nods head proudly*
  10. haha sorry Nicole its a bit much for the 1st thing u read isnt it?? did u read the rest ??
  11. lol of course not, its not his blood that i wana suck
  12. LMAO! yeh not cool!! bk to the biting part, i wouldnt bite Mika hard, just a little nibble would be sexy
  13. BLIMEY! 12???? im definately not eating it, one gold tooth hidden away is cool, but ill end up lookin like a gangsta, yo Mika check my grillz
  14. I already have a gold tooth didnt lose the original in any saucy way though lol
  15. Yeh could u imagine trying to explain how i did it to my dentist?
  16. nah kinda ruins it lol its ok im eating a black jack rock atm, its totally innocent lol im keeping the **** rock, i couldnt bite into that
  17. Yeh im up for that *rubs hands together*
  18. I duno:naughty: i think its called that, maybe i just made it up but it really is impressive....for a rock that is
  19. HAHA i couldnt help it, it was too funny not to buy it! i could actually get my mouth around it but it is actually too hard seriously ive hit it on walls and everything....nothing works
  20. i think the story really fitted with what im eating right now, a nice hard...rock i did buy a rather obscene lookin rock from brighton, its a...ahem 'cock rock', i cant eat it tho, its too big
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