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Cherie

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  1. How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

     

    Just for a bit of a giggle, i borrowed this from another forum.

     

    How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

     

     

    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

    27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

    53 to flame the spell checkers.

    41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as -retentive

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

    15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

    56 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".

    19 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group

    23 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped.

    11 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group.

    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

    27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

    14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

    33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

    12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

    19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".

    4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

    44 to ask what is a "FAQ".

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....

  2. Good afternoon all

    Hope everyone is fine.

     

     

     

     

    Hope it gets better for you :blink:

     

    Deb is away today - to see the gorgeous hunk that is Mika :wub2:

    Lucky Deb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :huglove:

     

    Kath - rain is forecast by tonight so maybe that will clear the snow a

    bit. Its still snowing a wee bit here, but not too bad!! :thumb_yello:

     

    I will survive !!!

     

    Deb have a great day :D

     

    Kath & Wendi ... Sun shine here in Norfolk - BUT cold

  3. sorry cherie, surely i missed somethig..why are you running to scotland all by yourself? if not for a mika's gig?:naughty:

     

    Mmmm ... to see a Friend of mines & Beckars ...someone we been waiting a year now to see ...Oh Bugs ..suppose that mean i'll habe takes Beckar too :sneaky2:

    Oh and Maybe my Hubby to drive ...but then whos going look after the boys & the Dog ????:mf_rosetinted: suppose could pack them in trailer ...i've heard you can pitch your tent any where in scotland and they dont do anything !!!

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