deconstruction

Where was manhands version: garbage bag when I bought fart candy? *points to Kylie Delinquents pic* I want I want. But I wait I wait.

You sayed Tori Amos! Wow, I hate Summer also! You saw Tori in concert years ago.. and I saw Tori in concert a year ago! We're like.. the same person.. or something.. You got to see vintage Tori! I saw it! I saw it! I pee'd a little. But I saw it!

That's cos I was watching it in the lounge on TV! Flicking through the channels I noticed Shakespeare's Sister, then after them was Suzanne Vega. Then it was Jah Wobble ft. Sinead O'Connorghh! Naturally I kept watching, then it was Sugarcubes. Then Bjork. I was on a roll. Then comes Kate's Bush! Then.. Siouxsie & the Banshees.. I know OF 'em. So I counted that one as one of the on-a-roll clips. Then switched channels when it was over. "Joking" about me doing Kate Bush impersonations in the bush? Where were you at 5am when it was actually going down?.. *zhhz* Indeed! *orders a batch of Liz' FamousT(sic) Mika Cookies™*

I muchly look forward! He's bored cos she haz no hairs.. *smth* Lucy Lawless ft. as an FBI agent in one of the Ronni Mars eps I watched last night. Did somebody say Halliwell? Hey, he snuck into my bed. What was I supposed to do? *pats mondo* *makes bed* Well done, daughtah!!! I knew'z you could do it!!!

Trust ewe! Hm.. maybe before her cheek implants? *zhhz* In Bed With Melzy's Doona (Dutch Oven Mix) Look what I found.. Sinead O'Connor ft. The Edge. He looks distracted.

*waits for bec's famousT (sic) rainbow cake* Well done Melz, you made it. How do you feel? *shoves Mike in your face* Oops, did I say Mike? I meant Mic.. sort of.. Your present is in ur phone's inbox..

Now I know why I never received my order! Major delay much? I had originally ordered two. I'm improving. Although this time round, I dunno if I'll be able to control myself.

Tastes like chicken... *shrugs* Congrats HK! *opens your curtains* P.s. Is it just me or does that dancing lady ft. a heavy period? Congratu-ma-lashunss Rozerrrgghhhh! *offers you bowl of crispy rice* *doesn't lick your hair* <-- so is that! :zhhz: You love havingk stealth chookens ft. stepping in painful weeds? Ah, so I experience this "scrabbled" typo you spoke of. Classic Beccatron! *re-accuses u of eBay listing* :zhhz: Nonushka! *insert multiple MV smilies ft. an odd one out towards the end* ...ok NOW I can go to bed! *pbs*

Who needs Mika when you've got Kylie! *dies a little on the inside* I've sent several over time, but to no avail. Just as Melzy claimed, mine also did not get read. :rolls_eyes:

*runs for coverghh* Wow, he really books alot of jobs downunderghh.. :zhhz: Aww, Nonnii.. *quickfixes ft. thorite* *blames book -- nothing changes* Good to hear that your car is fixed tho and you handed in your assignment on time.

But ofcourse! Every second counts.. :zhhz: I already see'z improvement! Thanks, darlingk daughtahh! *wonders where the spoon is*

zOMG!!!!!!111 That's awesome newsies! zOMGG!!!!11 Me + Mother Melzy in breathing the same air? Now I go to bed for reals.. :zhhz:

Hope you enjoyed your sammich, H to tha K! I did get Kylie tickets indeed! I see her in Sydney, and then Melbourne ft. Melzy! ^ ^ ^ Gonna see that for reals! And I'm SOOOo not copying you Mel Zee.. but I'm off to bed too! Goonies!

Ooh! Garnier ads. I thought it was a tell-all article. Should've known better when it comes to her.. I'll shun, just like she did! *sneakily saves pics*

Hallaw! Is that a photoshoot of what you got up to today? I czech'd the website and saw no menshuns of she who shuns band.. :smth: Night, Meegs! If you pray really hard maybe Emily Gilmore will sign your thread! And when I get un-lazy I'll contemplate it!

Melzy Ellis! :zhhz: ..Oh, I forgot about that line! I just lol'd! But ofcourse, it can only work to our advantage!

I know, right! Haha Lol!

That sucks for reals. We had a somewhat similar situation many years ago. After our dog had puppies, she went crazy and she wouldn't feed them. Eventually we had to get rid of her, which was harder than Mike during a game of sudoku. The universe better respond to my note! Then again, I'll settle for them taking my details and calling me back at 10.. Lemme guess, it was the repetitive ones that helped you get through it?

Haha Lol! *chip-shimmys out of thread*

*walks backwards into thread* *heads towards catpiss corner* *dabs finger in puddle* *tastes it* That's good catpiss! Oh, I know that name! I haz a Manhands performance with him reading a poem in the beginning. Thought I should menshunnnnn! :zhhz:

Thanksloo Mel Zee! :naughty: ...valentoims! And as for Nono on the iphone.. *takes a step back* Well sorry! Please forgive me!

Hey, Nonnii *crawls back to MSN window*

*goes against your advice and ventures onto blog* Do they remove the older posts? Cos I can't find the one I was up to last time ft. Michael Stipe. Oh wells.. Oh thanks heaps Melz, now I feel like listening to their album! Ofcourse I don't know where it is now.. so.. *googles* I am feelingk ok, I think.. *dC steals a RBSKY MikaCookie™ from Melzy's jar*

You betterghh beleive! *hands you jar to balance on your head* ..and I kicked loo! Honey I'm busy, touch yourself! You can blame him, but nothing changes! *contemplates catching up on Mika's blog*

EXTREMELY! ...no, not at all!