Holy Johnny

Don't worry my child, I am sure I can find a very special punishment for you.

I don't think that is appropriate language for me. lol:roftl: But yes it is I.

You need 1 of three things, Money, a private plane or a very rich husband. May I suggest the third as this is easier to achieve.

Firstly, yes I am and it is very nice to hear from you. Secondly, don't be jealous as this leads to dressing like Lady GAGA and singing hits from Cliff Richard (and NOBODY wants that now, do they:naughty:) He does these things with you all in mind and is trying to raise his profile to the uneducated and unblessed. You have also done some amazing things (I see the flag is still going) and you should be proud of these and not covert thy Lords ass:biggrin2: (that' ass not arse...OK)

Possibly not, but with enough praying you always have hope.

I will ask to see if there is anything I can do to help make it a more pleasurable experience for everyone.

Now this IS forgivable. Knowledge is everything, and what could be more worthy than knowing where our good lord may be at any one time. Well and truly forgiven.

Now is it just me or is the site very slow tonight??? I do hope this will not put any of you naughty people off of redemption.

I am sure willywonka will be in to see me soon. and thanks for the welcome.

Oh my......you really should put yourself in the position of having a number 2 and there being no mop up paper to use. I think this is a heinous sin that needs a severe reprimand. Now go and say 15 hail Mikas, and let that be a lesson to you.

OK, well as you may be able to tell I am back and it will not be fleeting. I only ask for you to use your imaginations and really push the boat out. This is still the best forum on the web and I would like to try very hard to make it better. The more fun you have the more fun it is to answer. Go ahead and REPENT. HJ

Ask and you shall receive my child.

Oh no, that will never do. To be a true disciple of MIKA you have to be an educated person.

Well, I'm off to bed. I don't think any of them will come on now it is nearly 2am. Night night. HJ

Although I consider myself as good sighted I am afraid I could not see him from Peterborough. I think there is a mystery afoot.