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lala_lollies44

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  1. My sister just called me, and she was obviously drunk.

    her: Happy New Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaarssssssssssss Thing!

    me: We still have a few minutes.

    her: WEEEEEEEEEE!!!

    me:ummm, you're not driving are you?

    her: No, I'm staying the night at grandma's house.

    me: You got drunk with grandma?!

    her: hahahahahahahaha yessssshhhhhh

    me:Is she drunk?

    her: She's from outer space......shhhhhhhhhhh

    *grandma gets on the phone*

    I had to pick your sister up from a party, but she's okay.

    me: How much did she drink?

    grandma: She only had a wine cooler.

    me: Oh my gosh...

    grandma:I know! She's such a lightweight

    *in the background*

    "I'm flyyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnng!!!"

    *CRASH!*

    grandma: I gotta go.....

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