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  1. Nothing to do with what you posted, but i love your siggie... where did you get the pics of Mika?

     

     

     

    :lmfao:

     

     

     

    :teehee:

     

     

     

    :naughty:

     

    Hey, have you ever seen Drop Dead Fred? Damn that's funny...

     

    :aah: Yeah!! It's my favourite film! :aah::wub2:

     

    I always remember these lines when I think of the film.

     

    "No, I have a better idea. Let's play a game."

     

    "A game? ok, but not dolls.... not dolls, because we're grown ups now."

     

    "No.... not dolls. How about hide and seek?"

     

    "Great! I LOOOOOOOVE hide and seek!! "

     

    :lmfao: Brilliant film :naughty:

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    :lmfao:

     

    "I'm great on the phone!"

     

    *picks up the phones* Hi! *puts it down* " Great!"

     

    *picks up the phones again* Hi! *puts it down* " Greater!"

     

    "...... just don't hurt the kid, okay?........ *whispers* Eddie! It's him again! He's got Janey!"

     

    "What, are you crazy?! Oh, you are? Sorry."

     

    Richie, talking to himself on the phone because he's bored :lmfao:

  3. Vyvyan from The Young Ones has a hamster called SPG.

     

    Rick: (To Vyvyan) I think Special Patrol Group is a stupid name for a hamster!

    Vyvyan: Fine, I'll rename him. Hello Cliff Richard.

    Rick: ( who is a big Cliff fan) : *******!!!!

     

    Another...

     

    Rick: (To Vyvyan) I didn't know your mother was bartender!!!

    Vyvyan: Well, she was a shoplifter when I knew her!

    Neil: She doesn't look strong enough..... to lift shops......

    Vyvyan's mother: Are you going to introduce me to your friends?

    Vyvyan : Yeah, this is my friend Mike, this is my friend Neil, and this is a complete ***** I know called Rick.

    Rick: Hey!

    Vyvyan's mother: (looking at Rick) You're right, he is a complete *****

    Rick: (to Vyvyan's mother) So, Mrs Vyvyan, tell me, why did you give him a girl's name?

    *Vyvyan punches him and Rick's chair tips over, Rick squeals as he hits the floor*

     

     

    :lmfao: So funny to watch :lmfao:

  4. The Young Ones :lmfao:

     

    Neil - Vyvyaan will you shut up.........

    Rik - STOP SHOUTING NEIL!

    Neil - STOP SHOUTING YOURSELF!

    Rik - I AM NOT SHOUTING!

    Neil - YES YOU ARE!

    Rik - I BLOODY WELL AM NOT! -

    IF YOU WANT TO HEAR SHOUTING MATEY THIS IS IT!

    ERRRRRR AHHHHHH ERRRRRGHHHH RAHHHHHHEHHHHHH

     

    :lmfao:

  5. I'm not scared of insects, I love them, infact, but I don't like Harvest Spiders :aah: (Y'know the ones with blobby bodies and long spindly legs!! :puke:)

    There was one in my bedroom last night and it had a little nest of babies on it back!! :shocked: I actually squealed when it came near me :naughty:

    I chucked it out my window in the end :naughty:

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