Elaire14

Yeah, Roxy rocks, but you too ok

I honestly think that when Mika pick a name, I won't remember and will keep saying This Noway.

This Noway will always stay This Noway. No matter which name Mika chooses, for his fans This will always stay This (or should I say "That" ) It's like the biggest inside - MFC joke of all the times! He can't just get it away from us by naming his puppy!

I was more thinking of "Me encantan tus zapatillas -gracias-, tu pelo -gracias-, tus pantalones -gracias-, -mis *pointing*- tus dientes, -y mis *pointing*- tu tirita, -mis *pointing* ojos -si-, tus orejas."

Yeah, exactly, I totally burst out laughing at that moment. HOW MODEST our Mika is!!!!

Oohhh, the Noway calls are great! And Roxy and Elaire are brilliant @_@

 

There isn't a single non-named dog more famous then This Noway

Thank You, sweetie! But Roxy is a pro, she created this page, I'm just a humble begginer

And yes, This Noway absolutely rules! My very fav non-named dog in the World!

:aah:I laughed so hard reading this!

Glad we've got the same sence of humour

that was BRILLIANT:roftl:

 

 

i think about those calls too often... im really crazy:mf_rosetinted:

Thank You, hun

ok ok... don´t enrage the boss,please... at least he said he wanted the fresh products,and thanks to roxane,i will get a hug ... i think i could live without a shirtless sweet dream for the moment

 

roxane,you are a genius... i actually envy your mind,girl...

 

 

 

hey girl,you are brilliant!!!!!

Oh, thank you so much, hun

So are you! I'm so dying of laughter when I read your calls!

Same here

Good, good! I wonder if Mika's dog knows how legenderay she is even before she's got a name!

I totally imagined that while reading

It's priceless, isn't it?

I just really feel like posting this

*I call Mika*

Me: So This or Noway?

Mika: No way I tell you this! *dog runs to Mika and barks* Sh*t! Stop making me say things like this! *dog barks again* Aarghhh! Joooooohnnnnnnnnn?

John: No way I help you this time! *dog runs to John and barks*

Mika: But you must help me, otherwise no way I give you a promotion! *dog runs back to Mika and barks* Sh*t!

John: No way, I did help you all the time during past three years, and I didn't earn one single additional penny! *dog starts running to John*

Mika: This is such a lie! *dog stops running to John and runs back to Mika*

John: No way I'd lie to my boss! *before arriving to Mika, dog stops again and runs to John*

Mika: Stop saying this! *dog, starting to be angry, runs to Mika*

John: No way! *dog runs back to John*

Mika: Stop this right now!*dog stops and sits in the corridor*

Dog's thoughts while hearing the end of the conversation: "Ok, I'm just gonna lay down, here, in the middle, between them. If those two f**king idiots want to see me, all they have to do is come here. NOBODY makes a fool of This Noway! "

Me (while reading the dog's thoughts): No way this is it!

Dog: *stares at me angrily and barks*

Me: Someone deffinetly needs a shrink. Even more than one "someone". And it's not me. *hangs up*

Mika: Jooooohnnnnnnn? I finally think we just MIGHT need this MFC puppy namebook! RIGHT NOW!

*calls mika*

ME: HI!!!

Mika: im on vacations:mf_rosetinte d:

Me: i know, we miss you!! we need to know what youre doing 24/7 or we go crazy!!

Mika: youre already all crazy...

Me:... maybe: teehee: SO!!!! about Sweet Dreams shirtless in your future gigs!!

Mika: im not doing it anymore, NO WAY!!

*dog braking*

Me:

Mika: ARG!!!!! i named my dog "Noway". Now everytime i say... that word, she runs to me...

Me: that was brilliant!!! why didnt you take one of our names on the MFC!!

Mika: No way!!!

*dog barks*

Mika: ARG!! stop making me say it!!!

Me: say what?

Mika: i wont... say... the word...

Me: ok... so, what fresh products do you want in Vigo?? Rosa will be there.

Mika: awww, fresh products?? really??:teehee :

Me: yeah... but you know... its gonna be hard for her to give them to you...

Mika: yeah...

Me: so, can she like... go backstage... and get a hug...?

Mika:... well... fresh products are good...

Me: and a kiss?

Mika:... argh!!

Me: and a shirtless Sweet Dreams???

Mika: NO WAY!!! *dog barks* AAAAAAAHHHHHHH *hangs up* JOOOOOOOOOHN, i'm cutting your pay by half...

John: NO WAY!!! *dog runs to John*

Mika:

OMG, Roxane, brilliant call! Now I'm hesitating if for the rest of my life, I'm gonna call Mika's puppy THIS or NO WAY. I saw the video posted in the Pup thread, it's so funny. He says "no way" but in fact he's like "I'm a grown up, very sucessful popstar, I can make decisions on my own, I CAN choose the name for MY puppy MYSELF. It can't be that hard! " LOL if he uses his iPhone spelling check for every single tweet, he could as well use some of the MFC ideas for his dog's name. We just want to help him, not steal his puppy or something. Human beings are vulnerable. Choosing a dog's name IS hard. MFC can solve that problem ^^

@Elaire: Your grandma rocks

Indeed.

(Thanks. She's really happy! )

elaire!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

i love your grandma too

Thanks

My great grandma says "hi"

LOL!!!!

 

 

amazing call

 

and thanks for the sweet words

Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it! But it's all thanks to my amazing great-grandma! She's inspiring me all the time!

It's been SUCH a while since I haven't called Mika. And wow, more than 100 pages! Congrats, Roxy ! Your thread absolutely rules!!!! I can't even explain how hard and much did I laugh reading all your calls. You're like my daily dose of absolute, "innocent", childlish happiness! I love you all BTW my grandparents thought that I went completely mad and seriously need a thearaphy (which isn't that false.... ). So one of these absolutely cute, stunning and priceless things just happend to me and my greatgrandma, so decided I'm gonna make a special call to Mika just to tell him about this. Cause my greatgrandma is THAT cool.

*I call Mika*

Me: F**k, you're good!

Mika: I am? I mean, of course I am !

Me: No, not good in THIS way

Mika: This? My dog?

Me: I thought you didn't named your dog "This".

Mika: I didn't.

Me: Anyway. I was talking about your songs, you really are good.

Mika: Of course I am. You're my fan. Just like about 1'000'000 other people....

Me: Shut up, will you? So, the thing is that today my great grandma, who is 91, arrived at my grandparents house, and she sit down in the living room, while "Touches You" was on. And she started clapping her hands, and whistling, and all to the rythm, and she seemed so happy! ! And then I put "Grace Kelly" and she went even crazier, she was so into the song, I couldn't believe it! I got it on a video tape! She didn't seem that happy in years! I even think her interpretation of Grace Kelly is better than the original one! *hangs up*

Mika: JOOOOOOOOOOHHNNNNNNNNNNN! Get the memo that in my next video we're putting only elder people, starting with Elaire's great grandma ! It's gonna be a blast!

John:

*My great grandma's agent is waiting for the call from Mika's manager so they can set up a suitable date for the video shooting. My great grandma is very busy *

Mika and his pup reminded me of this old and cute Betty Boop cartoon called "Everybody ought to have a pet"

If you love puppies, I bet you'll find it cute too! I'll tweet the link to Mika too!

http://dotsub.com/view/2d965191-87a7-4056-a158-c122b494eca7

 

EDIT I think this link works better

First time I see it, it's soooo cute! I love the OLD catoons, they are really funny, and sweet and violence-free - really great! *fangurls over all animals in the Betty Boop cartoon*

*Mika calls me*

 

Mika: Can you please take care of This when I'm on tour??

 

Me: No, sorry, I can't take care fo That..

 

Mika: This, not That..

 

Me: Listen up, Mister... If she's with you, she's This to you, but to me she's That. As soon as she moves to me, she'll be This to me and That to you.. unless you are coming too, then she'll be This for both of us..

 

Mika: You are confusing me..

 

Me: If This is confusing, just try That, it helps.. *hangs up*

 

Mika:

Muhahahahaahhaaha

awwwwwwwww Belle is amaziiiiiiiiing:wub2: loved that show tooooo

 

3G?? isnt it like a cell phone thingie?? 3G network or something:roftl:

Yeah, exactly! You found out, you smart girl!

I was thinking, since he hates his iPhone and he looses it or smashes agaisnt walls all the time, I hope he won't smash his dog when he gets angry!

Barbara??

Oh, Barbara is a good idea !

I was thinking; what about Good Gone Girl ?

Or like Triple G (to be short) or 3G (even shorter) ?

I know.... 3G spot will be perfect

im still in love with the shirtless you gave and took for me. especially the one you warned me about

You seriously need to get a life

Well, I'm very happy for you

I'm going to gasmics from time to time and the "warning" photo is coming over and over again! You can almost see it in every single page! I never thought it'd become THAT big xD Guess I was just lucky enough to be given the chance to take it! (right place, right time, righ luminosity, right camera.... )

Yes, i heard about it.....

He should be in PRAGUE now!!!!!!! But he is not

And he didn´t say no sorry! That´s why I hate him today I called him, he don´t know what did he do to us! Terrible!

I'm so sorry! I know how it feels when you want something so badly and you've been prepareing for months to get this and at the last minutes, everything's f***ed up....

thank you very much for your lovely and detailed report Elaire!

Reports are always appreciated, even late ones

 

I understand you, i go mad at Mika's shows as well :teehee :

 

He's been singing "Hey Boy" instead of "Hey Girl" at last gigs, i think because he addresses to the giant Toy Boy : biggrin2:

 

do you remember how long it lasted?

 

I adore La Solitude and he sings it so beautifully! : wub2:

 

I'm really sorry you didn't meet Mika, but I'm sure you'll have a chance in the future : original:

 

Here're the introduction to WAG (thanks Lollipop_Monkey - Mana)

 

"Running, running around

Sick of acting the clown

Leaves me nothing to do

But have to think of you

 

So much left to go wrong

Didn't knew I belonged

If I had words for hate

Would I have lived this way?

 

Now I'm sitting alone

And I'm looking for help

Left here on my own

I'm gonna kill myself

Many years have gone by

I'm still wonderin' why

I ever let the world,

let it bleed me dry".

 

(In the acoustic version he says "hurt" instead of "kill")

 

http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19808&highlight=golden

Thank You so much, Mari!!!! I was looking forward to these lyrics!

your report is very amusing, Ely! OMG, high heels and official clothes while there were Converse and casual wear all around you,

 

yes, next time will be the good one, no doubt about it!

Yeah,I hope next time will be the great one! It was so frustrating people in Converse....

good question... with a very big memoriecard?

and will you PLZ post the pics?

It was about 400 in total, not shirtless. And it might take a little while before I post the pics as I'm on holidays right now and I'm not useing my laptop where are these pictures, but another computer. But I'll really try to do this

Me: Mika??????

Mika: yes?

Me: Today I HATE YOU!

Mika.... why?

Me: don´t you know????

Mika: no, i don´t.....

Me: so, i hate you even more!!!!

Mika:

Me: okay, I´ll give you few minutes to think.

*hangs up*

Oh believe me, you're not the only onely one! He's got sucha hateful attitude today! A copmplete and total jerk! He told me I didn't have a life and that I was boring him

*I call Mika*

Me: Hey !

Mika: Not again.... I thought you were on holidays or something. Couldn't you jsust take some good time out of it instead of stalking me all the time?

Me: but....

Mika: Come on! Go get a life! What are you doing during your day? Staying on MFC 24/7 ....

Me: But....

Mika: And I've also heard you were constantly listening to same James Blunt songs? WTF is wrong with you? Aren't I enough?

Me:

Mika: Oh, stop moaning. You're boring.

Me: You know what? I've had enough! Who do you think you are? I'm calling to tell you that I've just got the tickets for your show in Warsaw and that I can't wait to see you perform, and you can't even let me say that! Instead you're pretending I prefer James Blunt and that I don't have a life! You're the one that's reading all the threads in here not me! And, you see, I'm not going to see you in Warsaw anymore. I'm gonna go sell the tickets online right now. I might even get some extra cash so I'm gonna get some James Blunt tickets.

Mika:

Me: *Logs to Ebay. Sells the tickets.* Done. I'm gonna really enjoy myself at James Blunt's! At least HE doesn't think I don't have a life. *hangs up*

Mika: JOOOOOOHHNNNNNNNNN! Get James Blunt's agent on the phone, manager, his mother, whoever. I don't want him to perform anywhere anymore!!!!

*Calls Mika*

 

Me: *singing* "If I stand too close I might fall in, but if I'm too far gone I'll never win, if you believe in me I might just want to spend some time with you again. I'll spend some time with you again."

Mika: What?!?

Me: It's a Motion City Soundtrack song. You wouldn't understand.

Mika: Oh, I understand perfectly well! You're cheating on me!

Me: No, it's not like that! I swear!

Mika: Oh yes it is! I've seen your posts in the What Song Are You Listening To thread. They are all you've been listening to!

Me: But I'm only listening to them while I'm waiting for videos of your covers to load! My computer takes foreeeever! Plus, it was kind of a question.

Mika: What?

Me: Well, do you believe in me? Because I might want to spend some time with you.

Mika: Oh, um. . . sure. But only if you promise to keep them out of it.

Me: Alright! jealous much? See you soon. . . ish?

Mika: Ok, soonish it is!

Me: *forgets to hang up* MOM?!?!?! I'm gonna meet Mika soonish!

Mom: Who's Mika Soonish?

Mika:

OMG!!!! You just killed me! Genious!

OK, I don 't even thinkthatanyone is still reading this thread, but as promissed, I'll write my report. First of all, it was, so far, the most amazing Mika's gig I've evr been to (and my 2nd gig of his so far). Enjoyed it from the very beginning until the very end.

I arrived at the Monte Carlo Bay Resort Hotel, nearby which is "La Salle Des Etoiles" where the concert took place, around 4 PM. Cubitus, Polysemia and I met around 4:40 PM and tried to get near the concert hall but were soon expulsed by the security guards. It was really awkward . As they told us the doors would open around 7PM, we decided to have a quick drink somewhere near. Well, it turned out we CLIMBED the whole Monte Carlo to finally sit down in front of the Royal Casino and drink some good juices (or Sprite, for Cubitus). Our feet were aching so badly, as we were all dressed in classical clothes, and Polysemia and I wore high heels (which I lately changed to flip flops, cause I couldn't stand the painful feet anymore ). We had really nice conversation, and then tried to make ouor way back to the concert hall. When we arrived, about 6:50 PM, there were already about 30 people, and at least half of them weren't even dressed in costumes / dresses, but in Converse and shorts. When we saw it, we went nearly mad, as we felt like complete idiots (at least, I did) to dress really official, meanwhile most of the crowd didn't give a damn about their clothes for the evening. The first doors opened around 7:15 PM and we made our way to the second, closed door, of the Salle Des Etoiles, which stayed closed until 8:20 PM. While queueing, Cubitus saw Mrs Penniman coming outside and managed to go and talk to her, so he could come up on stage with Mika - he suceeded. He was carying the giant Toy Boy, and even waved to Polysemia and me while he was on stage. When the 2nd doors opened, the people in the back were pushing so hard, there wasn't any space to breath, and someone has even stood on my foot, already aching We went to the concert hall as quickly as possible, and managed to be front row. The set was amazing, flowers everywhere and the satge was really close to us, and so small! If you raised up your hand, you could've almost touched the musicians! The first part of Mika, a group of two musicians, were pretty horrible, personnally, I really wanted them to go. Once Mika went on stage, I went completely mad, singing along ALL the time, screaming, jumping and dancing / taking photos videos. I really enjoyed Happy Ending on the piano, so soft! During Rain, he went shirtless, it drove the crowd completely mad As it was a very short concert, he didn't sing Good Gone Girl, I See You or Kick Ass (which is my favourite song, so it kept me quite disappointed, I was waiting for it so baaadllyyy! ) but he sang "La Solitude", his favourite song by Barbara. It was pretty moving, there's something special about this song.... He was talking quite a lot to the public, playing around whit Martin and Jimmy , and dancing with the Bride and the animals during Lollipop. During "Love Today"

he changed lyrics from "Hey Girl, why can't you carry on...." to "Hey BOY, why can't you carry on...." . He managed to neither fall off stage nor forget his lyrics which was really great! Loved the trumpet solo during Stuck In The Middle, the Death March and the beggining of We Are Golden, where he added some new lyrics (BTW if anybody can write these lyrics down here, I'd be really grateful. I think there are some vids of WAR live in Monaco on the YouTube.) it was really marvelous, such energy! When the show ended, the first thing I've done, was running, sprinting to the toilets and drinking, as I haven't eaten / drink for about 5 hours!!!! Water has never tasted SO GOOD in my whole life! Amazing ** After refreshing ourselves, Polysemia and I went outside, to wait for Mika to come. We met Cubitus, who was in a really good mood, as he got to meet Mika, and got and autograph and a photo (we're still waiting to see that, Cubitus ). Bodyguards were really tough with us, didn't want to tell when / if Mika's gonna come.... We waited for about 2 hours!!! But then they got all the barriers off and told us Mika was long gone... I was so disappointed! I said "goodbye" to Polysemia, which I was so happy to meet, what a wonderful girl , and went back to my hotel. It turned out Mika went outside, about one hour after I left. Though the concert was an incredible experience, I was still really sad I didn't get to meet him ,as both, Polysemia and Cubitus did. Well, I hope the next time will be the good one!!!!

:clap:

Thanks

!!!!!!!!!!

youre all brilliant girls:wub2:

Thank You, Roxy!

Poor Penny

Nooooo, poor puppy!!!! Imagine having a "daddy" that is such a dumb!

(indigant)

Burstin my bubble like that... that's so mean:rip _1: I mean after I give you chapters and chapters of nonsence and you burst my bubble like thiis? I coulnd have this one, riiight?!?! fine. Let the freakin puppy have it. Even better! Let the puppy write the fanfic now! I'm done with you people!

 

hahahahahahahahahahahaha XD JUST KIDDIN! about everything hahaha:wub2: good one Elaire! Touché

Glad you like it! I didn't made it against you, just to show how "intelligent" our idol is!

 

Amazing!

I know, right.

Thanks so much!

*Mika calls me*

Me: Hey!!!! So you missed me so much you couldn't stand it and you're calling!

Mika: No....

Me: Why are you calling me then ?

Mika: Well, Penny Penniman said I would fall in love with somebody who starts with a "P"....

Me: Yes and....?

Mika: And I know who it will be!

Me: You know?

Mika: Yes!

Me: Who will it be?

Mika: My new Puppy! It starts with a "P" and I'm sure I'm gonna love it! *hangs up*

Me: