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    Fictional Crazy Phone Calls!

    in General Chin Wagging

    Posted

    :naughty: No, Mika won't get away from this... But he should be happy for another reason...

     

     

    *I call Mika*

    Mika: :tears:

    Me: Why are you sad now? :mf_rosetinted:

    Mika: Poland.... Show... Elaire... WONKA! :crybaby:

    Me: Ok, got it. But lemme ask you something.. will you take your sjirt off?

    Mika: :blink: why?

    Me: Just answer.

    Mika: If I say yes...?

    Me: Then I'd say you should be happy, 'cause people would pay attencion to pics of you shirtless. There would be more pics in tha Gasmics thread then in Wonkaland! :biggrin2:

    Mika: Really? :teehee: Ok, I'll pose for the gasmics! *hangs up*

     

    *five minutes later, I call Mika again*

    Me: Are you still happy?

    Mika: Yeah! :biggrin2:

    Me: :mf_rosetint ed: just to let you know, Wonka borrows pics from the gasmic thread too. *hangs up*

    Mika: :tears:

     

    That's just killed me.

     

    :floor:

    Fictional Crazy Phone Calls!

    in General Chin Wagging

    Posted

    *calls Mika*

     

    Me: Heyyyy! :biggrin2:

    Mika: Hi.

    Me: It's been a while since we last talked.... You missed me? :fangurl:

    Mika: No. :mf_rosetinted:

    Me: :tears:

    Mika: Ok, ok.... YES! I've been dying waiting for your call! I couldn't eat, drink, sleep or even breath!!!! *does fake teary eyes*

    Me: That's better. :glasses2:

    Mika: So.... Why are you calling?

    Me: Well, I wanted to let you know that I'm going to Poland in three days and staying until your gig in August. I'm going to prepare a few surprises to warmly welcome you.... :naughty::das:

    Mika: ....

    Me: I also prepared my phones, cameras and audio recorders.... I think there's someone who'll be able to make some good captions after the show.... *thinks of our captions specialist No.1 Wonka* :glasses2: * hangs up*

    Mika: :shocked::crybaby: JOOOOOOHHHHHHNNNNN!!!! Elaire just told me she's gonna come to the Warsow gig! Get me my Polish managers on the phone! Maybe there's still a chance to cancel this show.... :tears:

    Fictional Crazy Phone Calls!

    in General Chin Wagging

    Posted

    Yeah you're right :mf_rosetinted: and I'm pretty sure he needs two managers :roftl: John is tired, poor John '-'

     

    Now a call that has nothing to do with the John talk :biggrin2: :

     

    Me: Hey, what's the matter?

    Mika: With what? :blink:

    Me: I don't know. You seem to like that sentence. :aah:

    Mika: I do?

    Me: Yeah. "What's a matter with, going places"; "Like lovers on the open shore - what's the matter" ; "I'm talking bout blue eyes, blue eyes, what's the matter, matter". See?

    Mika: Oh. I never realized this before.

    Me: So, now you know.

    Mika: You call just to say that? :aah:

    Me: Err, not actually. I'm not saying that to you, I'm saying to anyone that reads this call :mf_rosetinted:

    Mika: Ok. You want me to stop saying that on my songs?

    Me: No, no, I like that sentence too :biggrin2:

    Mika: Ok then. And what do we do to end the call? :blink:

    Me: Err... this *hangs up*

    Mika: :boxed:

     

    For sure!!!! But if John or his sisters who are helping him don't get paid, I don't think I will. And I DO NOT WORK FOR FREE :mf_rosetinted:

     

    It's true the thing with "what's the matter" but every artist (singer / sonwriter) has their own sentence they adore and put them in many songs as it has a special meaning for them. It's like for exemple Taylor Swift, which I like very much, uses "Tuesday Night" and "2 AM" in many songs of hers, which means it must be special to her. I think it works the same way with Mika.

    Fictional Crazy Phone Calls!

    in General Chin Wagging

    Posted

    You'll be Mika's new manager?

     

    *imagine*

    Mika: ELAAAAAIRE, get John here right now! :mf_rosetinted:

     

    *Trying to imagine this ^^* Why not.... As long as he uses his flirty voice to call my name, I'll be totally OK getting him John.... After all, he's big. He can afford two managers :mf_rosetinted:

    Fictional Crazy Phone Calls!

    in General Chin Wagging

    Posted

    *Mika calls me*

     

    Mika: He quit..:tears:

     

    Me: who?? :blink:

     

    Mika: John..:tears:

     

    Me: why?? :blink:

     

    Mika: because I made him open a thread about what you said and-

     

    Me: hey, wait a second, Mister, I never said you to open a thread..:sneaky2:

     

    Mika: you didn't?? :blink:

     

    Me: No..:sneaky2:

     

    Mika: Oh..:blink: *hangs up*

     

    Mika: JOOOOOHN, don't go!! it was all Sasjes fault..:shocked: *runs after John*

     

    Good one, sister! ^^ I still think Mika treats John more like a pet / slave and that he had his reasons to quit.... *starts queueing to become Mika's new manager* :mf_rosetinted:

    Fictional Crazy Phone Calls!

    in General Chin Wagging

    Posted · Edited by Elaire14

    *calls Mika*

     

    Me: :sneaky2: What the HELL do you mean by you're not taking off your shirts during gigs ever again?

    Mika: Since there are some that don't quite appreciate it....

    Me: Are you out of your f***ing mind? We all appreciate it! Don't you dare keeping on your clothes during the shows to come. I've prepared my camera and I MUST use it. :mf_rosetinted:

    Mika: But....

    Me: Oh, and BTW, John and you are officially banned from MFC. :glasses2: So don't you dare ordering John to come here and open new threads. :mf_rosetinted: *hangs up*

    Mika: JOOOOOOHHHHHHNNNNNNN! Why do you always have to listen to me? Why did you open this freaking thread?!!!! You should use your head sometimes and make your own decissions!Now go close it right the minute!

    John: No. :mf_rosetinted:

    Mika: What you mean by 'no' ? I am your boss, you MUST listen to meeee :tears: !

    John: No. :glasses2: I quit.

    Mika: Jooohhhnnnnn! Coooomeeee back!!!! :tears: I neeeed youuuuuu!

    Fictional Crazy Phone Calls!

    in General Chin Wagging

    Posted · Edited by Elaire14

    Ok, everyone who's still here, I go to bed! Have nice dreams, guys! :)

     

    Just one quick call:

     

    *I call Mika*

     

    Mika: Yes????

    Me: Oh hey, how have you been since yesterday?

    Mika: You mean since the last NIGHT when you woke me up to tell me that I wasn't a gentelman with my female fans, which, BTW, broke my heart? Well, a part from the fact that I was already sleeping, and you f***ing woke me up again, I'm ok.

    Me: Great! Cause I just want to say thank you! You're so lovely!

    Mika: You're welcome? But why.... ?

    Me: Well you know, I've been front row at your show in Monaco. And there's this one pic I took of you when you were singing Blame It On The Girls shirtless.... And I posted it on MFC today.... And not only I made the day of a lot of people, I've also become quite popular,and I've seen at least 15 times people writing "I love You" to me :fangurl: It's all thanks to you and I just wanted to let you know I am so grateful for you being your lovely self! :D

    Mik: You know, I'm always being lovely and attractive.... :das:

    Me: Well, I also got blackmailed cause I said I won't post any more pics of you shirtless. I think it'd be best if you just shut up :glasses2:

    Mika: But you just said to me you wanted to thank me and you were grateful for me existing....

    Me: Yeah. Well, I got BLACKMAILED! Blame it on yourself! *hangs up*

    Mika: Joooooohhhhhhnnnnn? Get me this freaking photo Elaire was talking about right now! I need to see what is everybody fangurling so much about :mf_rosetinted: And send her lots of flowers and dark chocolate! I don't want her to hate me cause she's got blackmailed.... I got death threads when I wrote "Grace Kelly" I know what it feels like :mf_rosetinted:

    Fictional Crazy Phone Calls!

    in General Chin Wagging

    Posted

    :blush-anim-cl:

    Yeah, you should've got them now :biggrin2:

     

    I got them!!!! Thank you SOOOOOO much! I love you! :wub2: Just a quick question: did you send me the one that Mika4Life13 wrote, and which was quite famous in the "Random Places...." thread.... There used to be looooong discussions about this one.... :) Really thanks again for all others fanfics, yours and Purplegrape's which I am sure gonna be amazing and I'm gonna spend some REALLY good time reading them :das:

    Fictional Crazy Phone Calls!

    in General Chin Wagging

    Posted

    ok.............

     

    BUT I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!! :crybaby: you can't do this to us!!! :aah:

     

    Awwww.... Ok I won't stop posting pics.... It always melts my heart when someone says they love me!!!! :wub2: That's so sweet! :D

     

    :lmfao: :lmfao:

     

    PM me your email first and i'll send you the goods :mf_rosetinted:

     

    I already did! But I'll do it again if you didn't get it! And once you got it, could you please send them all to me, like today? And let me know when you're done sending? Please! I promise I'll post some new pics tomorrow ^^ So.... Deal?

    Fictional Crazy Phone Calls!

    in General Chin Wagging

    Posted

    Get some lawyers, but NEVER EVER stop posting pics like that :mf_rosetinted:

     

    Alright, I'll call my lawyers :mf_rosetinted:

     

    if you don't then i'll be forced to hunt you down and follow you around forever so i can see every pic you take of Mika :mf_rosetinted:

     

    I don't talk to people who blackmail me so I do something for them. NEVER. :mf_rosetinted:

     

    Dont you dare stop posting em... :sneaky2::naughty:

     

    Wow, now YOU're freaking me out! :aah:

     

    Count me in... full time :thumb_yello:

     

    Ha! You.... Betrayer, you.... And think that I only took those photos thinking about you.... And you want to hunt me???? WTF? That's what you call "be grateful"

     

    But, on the otherside, just posting this one pic, it made me kind of popular.... People started to talk about it everywhere! It'll soon get out of control.... :mf_rosetinted: Just one pic....

     

    And I'll become a new SUPERSTAR - paparazzi :glasses2:

     

    :floor:

    Fictional Crazy Phone Calls!

    in General Chin Wagging

    Posted

    :swoon: Oh my freak i just died :stretcher:

     

    Oh f*** ! I've just killed two innocent girls with the one pic I took myself @ the Monaco gig. I didn't think it'd be that HUGE!!!! Gosh, I think I've become a serial killer :mf_rosetinted: *scares herself* *memo: do NOT post your Mika shirtless pics here on MFC EVER again! EVER! Cause otherwise you'll seriously need some good lawyers to explain all that murders :glasses2:

    Fictional Crazy Phone Calls!

    in General Chin Wagging

    Posted

    *calls mika*

     

    me: i´m really angry with you!!!

    mika: :shocked:

    me: you are a very rude man,penniman!!!!

    mika: wtf?? i´m just here with and... my mom and an ice cream.. doing nothing at my hotel... how can i be rude??:boxed:

    me: i´m talking about the future...

    mika: *whispers* andy,do me a favour... call john and tell him that the crazy-drooler-stalker fan number 2 is calling me right now.. he knows what to do in these cases

    me: ok mika,now i´m gonna pretend that i haven´t heard anything of what you have said to and... to your mom...:mf_rosetinted:

    mika: thank you:mf_rosetinted:

    me: i´m talking about the gig that you will do in canada

    mika: *chokes* wooooot??

    me: the gig that you will do in canada... you know,our dear roxane will be there. and she will faint for sure... so i really expect you to be that cute and leave the stage and run towards her and help her. that´s what you must do.

    mika: :shocked: really?

    me: don´t you think she deserves it?? THIS GIRL TRANSLATE EACH AND EVERY ONE INTERVIEW THAT YOU DO IN FRENCH!! IN YOUR AWFUL FRENCH MAN!! THIS GIRLS DESERVES HEAVEN!!

    mika: have you said "my awful french"??

    me: yes. any problem with you??

    mika: *scared* noo.....:blink:

    me: then,now you know what to do when roxane faints...

    mika: ok sir,yes sir :mf_rosetinted:

     

    *hangs up*

     

     

    done!!:thumb_yello:

     

    This one's really good! I laughed so much... but don't be so hard with him, Rosa.... Or he'l throw all his iPhones away again.... He's still a little boy that needs a lot of love, deep down inside.... :teehee:

    REPORTS/PICS/VIDS: Mika @ Sporting Summer Festival, Monaco: 14 JULY 2010

    in Concert Reviews

    Posted

    I have notised he dances too.... ohhhh yeah! He made me scream the last time i saw him live 5 weeks time ago cos of his wavy sexy moves from side to side... i normally dont scream at shows but something went wrong inside of me when he did that! :blink: if i ever will see him shirtless w. my own eyes... god bless the peeps next to me :lmfao:

     

    Come on, I know what you feel, sister! I usually use to make fun of all these 13-years-old screaming girls (I know you're NOT 13, don't worry), but during his gigs.... And when he went shirtless in Monaco.... Well I wasn't QUITE myself, if you see what I mean :naughty::teehee: (Or maybe his gigs are the only time when if fact, I FULLY AM myself ) I still need to got that figured out.... ^^

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