Ordinary Clown

Mika might like her better now that she has sworn herself to celibacy?

:roftl:

Celibacy?

*runs off to find out more*

I was stalking you for a long time guys,but i didn't send anybody to the NC....

Now thats the thing where i donno if it counts in. She is not a member but is checking out this place daily and have for more than a year. Donno why she hasnt joined then. She has seen him many times live

Sorry to interrupt,but that means that you got send here by a stalker????

This is the end.

My only friend.

The end.

Or Mama P is buttoning the shirt

Yes,that could work too.

As long as the job is done fast!

Just saw the video Intro&relax from Bienie(thanx )and i could hear a girl screaming on the top of her lungs throughout the 9 minutes!

I feel so sorry for her vocal cords....She must be in a terrible pain today.

And smth else.The music for relax starts very fast after Mika has disappeared in the ground.And at some point he starts singing the song while still being background.So i can imagine him trying to fast button his shirt while mama P is holding the microphone for him....

me:mika,she is still here...

mika:newbie!!! TO THE CELLAR RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! I´M THE F*CKING MASTER HERE,I´M THE BOSS!!! YOU OBBEY!!!

 

Yes master....

I will obey master....

Punish me master....

Mika: can you believe this woman????

 

David:

 

Martin: I'll be the best man, ok, Boss?

 

Horse: It's the fool moon, take her away fromt he stage like nooooow...

 

Jimmy: Good grief!

 

You posted that on the ''entertain'' thread too or am i starting to hallucinate again?

No,Mika,no more vodka for me,i'm done.

Ida,we know your secret lust for Mika,but FFS,try to refrain it a bit in front of the crowd woman....

can´t believe what this newbie is saying...:shocked:

 

*calls mika*

 

me:mika,it´s me.

mika::sneaky2:oh,no... and what now?

me:the newbie.

mika:and what has she done now...?

me:she doesn´t respect me.

mika:ok....

*mika calls newbie*

 

mika:newbie,behave,please. go back to the cellar. take care of my babies. NOW!!!!! AND NEVER EVER DISTURB BASICAMENTEYO... IT´S CLEAR ENOUGH???

And you really believe that Mika would ever talk to me like that....

The guy loves me!

I KNEW THIS THREAD WAS ALIVE,BUT I NEVER FOUND IT ANYWHERE!!! TODAY I CALLED HATHOR AND SHE PASS ME THE LINK AS I WAS LOOKING IN CHAT ABOUT MIKA AND DIDN´T FIND IT!!!!

Wonka don't believe her.

I say she is just making excuses because she doesn't like your thread.

She is a sneaky person.

The other day,she had locked me in the cellar along with Mika's kids....

I'm telling you.

OOOOOORRRRR he could do like Madonna or Angelina Jolie and adopt!!

Mika,you can adopt me.

oh..Was i a bad girl????Daddy is gonna spank me??

He cried?

Even only the thought of that makes me wanna cry....

Mika should not cry....

Nobody in the whole d@mn world should never cry again....

Excuse me....I think i'm depressed today.

Any more news????

I am not buying all these nonsence.

I know exactly who is Mika dating.

But i won't tell you.

What did you miss Ordinary Clown?

 

 

You missed the sighting of Mika stepping out with the Wonka Twins!

 

Have no idea what a ''Wonka Twins'' is.....

UPDATE

 

HUGE SCANDAL IN TABLOIDS

 

MIKA ENTERTAINS MFCR FROM ROMANIA

 

WEDDING TO BE HELD AT DRACULA'S CASTLE IN THE SUMMER AFTER THAT GODAMN FESTIVAL ON A BEACH I SOOO WISH TO GO BUT CANNOT AFFORD

 

Ida was just but a decoy with her 16 stripes shirt...

 

Here's proof that the real one being entertained is Bianca and her 15 stripes real marine shirt like Mika's

 

26

25 pages since yesterday????

I call that a ressurection!

No....wait....25 pages since yesterday????

Now i call that a freeking party!

To which i might add i wasn't even invited!

Now,who wants to offer me an explanation why did this happen?

In my country,if you want to throw a party the first person you make sure will be there is a freeking clown:sneaky2:

(or a striper,it depends on the age/party i guess....)

I think i will try to see if there is smth i could do in my real-life,just for a change....

Of course i'll be back asap....Usually there is nothing for me in real life.

Bye guys!

Who was that guy that was wondering if this tread could make it to the 15th page?

What time does it start?

remember you are tied in the cellar:mf_rosetinted:

you have nothing to do:mf_rosetinted:

Tied in the cellar?Surrounded by the crazy kids of Mika and ""the crazy presenter who made Mika say that about his kids,what was her name again?""?Really????

So,you must be really afraid of me then....

Bienie will kill you ... he's hers ... just because she's not here (she's at the gig today) doesn't mean you can lay claim to him ... she threatens me with violence anytime I try ... or cries ... alot ...

Yes,but at the moment SHE is at the gig while I'm stuck in here with you guys.....

And of course i love you all....

you are just a newbie:mf_rosetinted:

no one will support you:mf_rosetinted:

I might be a newbie still,BUT i am allmighty too!

I won't go down easy!!!!

ok,i won´t steal mika from you again....

i just want him once a week... let´s do a negotiation.. i´ll get him on friday... ok?? the rest of the week it´s all yours.

Huh?

So you made a nice programme for you too,huh?

I demand that Mika is mine for at least 2 days a week!

Otherwise i am calling your programme invalid,and i'm calling all the other MFC's to manifestations against it!