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  1. Had a pretty strange one earlier... (had to take a nap)

     

    I was at some gig or festival waiting for Mika to get on... was tired of waiting so went to the back to ask when he would get on. I had to ask John so some lady grapped my arm to take me inside and take me to him... went up some stairs... when we passed by a room we saw Mika in undies only (white) :roftl: I remember i was checking him out (of course) and he looked shocked and pissed. He went back inside the room with a angry "YOU" and slamed the door :lmfao: i then woke up cos of a text massege :aah::roftl:

     

    :lmao:

    I just pictured that in my mind...Him slamming the door yelling ''YOU''...Not you again!!!:aah:

  2. OFF TOPIC

    don't waste your time :wink2:

     

    Can I ask what's wrong? We've had people in wheelchairs go to a gig, people with hearing problems, back problems, walking sticks...heck, Axie Dentelle had pneumonia and the day she got out of hospital she was gigging :roftl::teehee:

     

    Thanx guys :huglove: but i don't think that you could do something about that...

    What i have is mental,i would say...(lol,you will think i am some lunatic serial killer...:aah:).Actually i get panicked when i am among a lot of people,i think the enlgish word is agoraphobia?:dunno:.And i also get panicked when i am in a confined place...(again i think it's clostrophobia the english term...).Even just getting out of the house and walking in the streets between all these strangers makes me crazy...I exit the house ONLY if it is ABSOLUTELY necessery...So you see,i could never imagine my self in the front row(of course i would be in the front row :mf_rosetinted:),pushed by thousands of people behind me!!!Dear God,my heart rate went crazy just thinking about it...I would jump over the barrier,not to get closer to Mika,but to find the closest way out...:loco:

     

    So,no Mika gigs for me...:tears:

  3. See, he practised the "I'm a MAN, man, look at me being all tough and stuff" look:mf_rosetinted:

     

     

     

    He could've just filled it all up with tissues...we won't know without his pants hanging on his knees:mf_rosetinted:

     

     

     

    AND THERE YOU HAVE IT! Gossip sites are ALWAYS right, that's why I read Perezhilton.com religiously :wub2:

     

     

     

    Then Martin is just another lover. Mika has his own harem:mf_rosetinted:

     

    I wonder how many hours he had to spend doing the ''oh,i'm a cute man who likes to plays with toys and stuffed animals'' to counterbalance this look...:roftl:

     

     

    But,seriously now,somebody please close this thread!I just spent 10 minutes reading from where i had left this morning,just to find out there is nothing new...:aah:

    Don't you see???:shocked:We are wasting our precious time AND energy in here while Mika is wandering out there with his real toyboy/barbiegirl(whatever suits him)...:doh:

  4. So...i haven't met him yet,but when i meet him (very much doubt i ever will) i will attack him!:mf_rosetinted:

    Ok,let me give you some details on that...

     

    I will jump right at him screaming at the top of my lungs ''Mikaaaaa'',hug him,squeeze him in my arms,fill his face with kisses,pluck out a tuft of his hair(just as a souvenir...:loco:),get slapped by him,beaten by the security guys,and live the rest of my life happily ever after in jail...:freak:

     

    Please don't ask me if i'm joking...Of course i am!:shocked:There are serious reasons i could never do that...:wags_finger:

    But you know,i am just a clown.I am here to make things a little bit funnier...

     

    And please don't block my account...:pinkbow:Thank you...

  5. I think that they are embarassed because they clearly caught them holding hands. If you study the picture closely, you will see that their hands are in the exact position that they would be in if they had suddenly dropped eachother's hand :blink:. Their body language clearly shows that.

    Obviously, they were walking holding eachother, and when they saw the paparazzi, they quickly stood far from eachother :thumb_yello:. And, if you look reall,y really closely, you can also see a ring on her finger :shocked:.

    I vote for a wedding in the summer :wub2:.

     

    :shocked:

     

    No,seriously now...:shocked:

     

    Why would you say somothing like that?

    Don't you know this is the MFC?

    It is dangerous!

    I live on the freeking 5th floor!

    Do you want me to jump over???:aah:

     

    Ok,it's a joke(it is,right???:shocked:)but all the same,you made me a heartbroken,devastated,''don't wanna face another day'' newbie...

    :crybaby:

     

    And of course i want him to find someone to love...Totally fine with it!:mf_rosetinted:

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