This one is for all my tumblr friends.
Why Does No One Follow Me?
Why does no one follow me in rain, snow, or shine?
Why Does no one follow me when I scratch my behind?
Why does no one follow me when I post funny stuff?
Why does No one follow me when I make puns about Hillary Duff?
Please and If you follow me, I’ll make you your favorite pie!
Too bad everything I promise is a lie.