Holy Johnny

Forgive me Holly J. i don't know Relax (Take It Easy) lyrics

Please pay attention, you must learn these lyrics to this great and glorious hymn..... Took a ride to the end of the lane

Where no one ever goes.

Ended up on a broken train with nobody I know.

But the pain and the longing's the same.

When you're dying

Now I’m lost and I’m screaming for help alone.

Relax, take it easy

For there is nothing that we can do.

Relax, take it easy

Blame it on me or blame it on you.

It’s as if I’m scared.

It’s as if I’m terrified.

It’s as if I'm scared.

It’s as if I’m playing with fire.

Scared.

It’s as if I’m terrified.

Are you scared?

Are we playing with fire?

Relax

(Love) There is an answer to the darkest times.

It’s clear we don’t understand it, but the last thing on my mind

Is to leave you.

I believe that we’re in this together.

Don’t scream – there are so many roads left.

Relax, take it easy

For there is nothing that we can do.

Relax, take it easy

Blame it on me or blame it on you.

Relax, take it easy

For there is nothing that we can do.

Relax, take it easy

Blame it on me or blame it on you.

Relax, take it easy

For there is nothing that we can do.

Relax, take it easy

Blame it on me or blame it on you.

Relax, take it easy

For there is nothing that we can do.

Relax, take it easy

Blame it on me or blame it on you.

It’s as if I’m scared.

It’s as if I’m terrified.

It’s as if I'm scared.

It’s as if I’m playing with fire.

(Relax)

Scared.

It’s as if I’m terrified.

Are you scared?

Are we playing with fire?

Relax

Relax

Hope this helps, but once perfected you must sing it loud in front of our Lord.

I would never tell him if I were you, unless you want to be divorced of course..........

Too late I am afraid. She is damned to never touch the holy tush of our Lord Mika.

Once, after an arguement with my husband (in which I was right and he was wrong ) I cleaned the toilet with his toothbrush and never told him :roftl:

Well what I never told you was I used yours for getting dog mess out of the treads in my shoe. Plus as I've already said "STRAIGHT TO HELL WITH YOU"

I adore the way who see the things!!!

 

Holy Johnny!!! I stole bubblegum when I was 5 and my mum said it to all the customers and the boss in the supermarket. Could you forgive her? I know that is not a easy thing to forgive!!!

Of course she is forgiven for trying to put you on the right path. It is you I am worried about for even suggesting your poor mother had sinned. 7 Hail Mikas for you my girl.

What a wonderful thread! How I missed it till now???

 

 

Well...father, everyday when I go off bed I kiss the nose of Michael Schumacher portrayed on the big big big poster near my bed...but I swear I never fancied him it's only my hero...but I'm a bit weird, I know

 

And...on the contrary I fancy another person...a friend of you, father Johnny...but I'm too ashamed to tell you his name ( )

 

Will I burn to the hell?????

Hmm, this is a tricky one. Michael Schumacher? Hero or not, it's not looking good is it? As for the other person:wink2: I'm sure your not alone.

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned...

On my trip to Spain I got sick from bad oysters and puked all over Mika's T-shirt... Will he ever forgive me?? :shocked:

It is the oysters that have sinned not you. I will contact Big M direct and have him strike all shellfish down in a torrent of flames.

Hey !!!

 

Does someone know where is Holy Johnny?????

 

Don't tell me he's already run away from here!!!

 

OMG!!!

No my child, I am afraid I have to scrape a living sometimes. But I am here and ready to answer you all. Please be patient as I will try to answer everyone in order.

My hubby has a giant whoppee cushion costume which we were going to sell, but if anyone wants it let me know! Its very funny!

But we forgive you!!!!

Why, thank you.

thank you oh holy johnny =]

My pleasure. I hope this brings closure to the thread for you.

What's wrong with them? I have two pair but can't find how to change the batteries.

I joined a web site and took on an alter-ego.

CRAZY:roftl:

bwaaahahahahaha OMG ROTFL:roftl: hihi, oh the crazy things he makes us do.....

And what crazy things have you done then my child?

Do tell as so we can repent together.

no...it wasn't his actual head!!! :roftl:

 

It was a baked egg... with baked unions as hair though...

Phew I was worryed for a moment.Egg and onions? Well as long as she enjoyed it:wink2:

But... Father...

 

It's they only way I can get my little girl to eat...

 

She won't eat anything unless it looks like Mika....

Well as long it wasn't his actual head then I guess it is forgivable. Practice making all your meals look like Mika (may I suggest spaghetti for his hair:naughty: )

Father... I don't know if it's a sin, but......

 

My daughter and I ate Mikas head this afternoon....

 

If it is a sin.. would you please forgive us?

Oh my goodness, this is one of the greatest sins so far. How could you even contemplate eating such a revered item as big M's head. You may struck down for this one:biggrin2:

holy johnny thank yo for your help so far, but alas, i have another confession.

 

when i first joined this forum, i wanted to run away to mikas house and stand their till he got home and then run away with him to las vegas [we'd have to run across an ocean so i guess i hadn't planned it to well] and marry him.

please holy johnny forgive me!

You are forgiven. Alas, although our lord mika CAN walk on water, he may find it difficult to carry you at the same time. There is the matter of trying to keep our deity to yourself, this is a selfish act but a truly understandable one.

Hello Holy Johnny!!!!!!!! Nice Thread.

Well...............I have a confession to make. I once stole 200 dollars from my husband's wallet to buy myself a green dress for MIKA's concert this coming June 15th:blush-anim-cl:

Stole? Lets call it borrowing, then its ok:wink2:

Listen Holy Johnny,

 

I got a confession to make...

First of all: I didn't study anything for my exams today although I shold have...

Instead I went to a party where me and my friends strated slandar about that girl....(But I think everyhing mean we said 100% true! is!! )

 

HELP (got a bad conscience now...)

Well all I can say is, was LiCM being played at the party because if it was then all is forgiven. As for the slander, well as long as it was 100% true then its not really slander so I forgive you my child.

cool cheers. This site is great fun.

Woo yeah Holy johnny for mascot....

Hang on thats me, I'm not sure if I'd know what to do.

I must leave you all now, but I will be back tomorrow to hear all your sins.

I threw away some old bread today because I didn't eat it. I always buy some but have sandwiches at the cafeteria instead. And what is even worse: I also threw away two apples ehich might have been older than the Appleman ( ). I feel so bad about it. Please father, help me!

There really is no excuse for throwing away good food, but as they don't seem that good you are forgiven:biggrin2:

Hello and welcome to the fold.

Yeh at the front for defo

 

Walk the plank an shiver me timbers me hearties

Ay Ay Captain.