Holy Johnny

i lied about my age to Shelley in Poundland because she woulden't sell me a DVD that was a 15. She still didn't give it to me.

Well it sounds like you got your just desserts.

Hmm...

 

I drowned my sister's goldfish...

 

Holy Father, forgive me...

HOW do you drown a fish? You deserve a reward for being able to drown something that breathes underwater.

Okay, my turn to confess...

 

Well, it all started when one of my best friends, Kelly, started to call me a 'kip' (wich means chicken:shocked: ) everytime I did something stupid...

So last easter (I know: not a good time to sin:naughty: ), I found a little children's book with the title (translated in english) Kelly the chicken learns to fly. I bought the book and gave to her in school...I shouldn't have done that cuz after she received my special present, she decided to go to the loo and left it on her table. The bullies in my class got the book and since they were already fond of teasing her, this book turned out to be very handy! So from that day everybody in our class calls Kelly a chicken! Every hour when we have another class, a boy in my class draws a chicken on the blackboard with the message: Kelly de Kip...>>Kelly the chicken:blink:

So, it's really all my fault she's getting teased now!

I know how Mika stands against bullying and even though I'm not really teasing her (only in a friendly way every now or then), I feel awful about it!

please father, HELP ME!

Well there are 2 ways round this you could confess to the bullys that it was your book and probably never live it down, or you could keep quiet and hope your friend isn't too emotionally scarred later on in life.

im veggie

and this one time

i had a bite of a beef burger

 

forgive me!

well think of it this way, the cow was also veggie so that makes it ok.

Hey! I must say you are getting quite the reception...you do sound totally converted!!! Your character could become the next mascot for Mika...who knows. Actually shall we have a poll????

Thank you but I'm only doing what big M has asked.

I'm like a devil, huh?

 

Okay.... I'll even make a little altar to say 5 hail Mikas in front of it!!

Mika be with you my child.

Okay:blink:

 

When I was younger and I didn't feel like eating I took the food and threw it all behind a closet:boxed: My mum found out though.....

 

Erm....I once ate a pie and it fell on the floor....the whole carpet was covered with it, but I blamed one little girl and she got yelled at instead of me:naughty:

 

I am baaaaad:roftl:

AAAHHH not so innocent then?

Letting another little girl get screamed at for your mess is very bad.

You must say 5 Hail Mikas before you go to bed for a week.

wow, I am finding it hard to keep up with all you naughty people.

Thank you all for making this thread fun but comes a time when I have to go and check my flock here. I will read and reply to every and all (might take some time) of your confessions.

Your Mika preacher.

Holy Johnny

Hahaaa... I'm not even christian...

I'm buddhist actually O.o...

 

I KNOW who Mika is! He's the guy that inhibits all my dreams *drool*

This is NOT a christian church. It is the TEMPLE OF MIKA.

Holy Johnny, you remind me of our local pastor!! (Which is a good thing )

 

Forgive me Father for I have smoked a cigarette today!! I haven't smoked since the first of January!! I guess i'm a weak person. ( )

Weak you maybe but your also forgiven.

Everybody has a vice but you must try harder as I would hate to lose you at such a young age.

It's really hard to talk about that but....

 

...I can't cope with the possibilty that there will be no more hope for me to be saved...

 

I have impure thoughts.

 

 

And they involve Mika.

 

 

Yes, it's true. I have that fantasy.... at night as well as during daytime....

 

It's just me and Mika ...outside under a tree... in a hammock...

 

and he's reading "The Little Prince" to me.

 

In French.

 

Am I doomed?

There is always hope for redemption. If you find you're having more of these impure thoughts, jump in a cold bath quickly.

This thread is brilliant:roftl:

 

 

I am innocent:angel_not:

NO ONE is totally innocent.

Someone offered me some - and I'm not meant to eat them because of the stuff they put in them. I felt rebellious- I thought to myself "Why not throw caution to the wind and eat the gummi bear!" So I did.

A little self indulgence can lead to a lifetime of reckless decisions.

You must be more self motivated.

I'll pray for you my child.

BTW if anyone else tries to give you sweets please send them to me so you are not tempted by them:wink2:

Argh! Who's the one videotaping this?!

 

I melted...

 

He's sooo cute, I have a mask like that...

 

Oh yess... John Mayer will never compare to the likes of MIKA! Forgive meee father, for I have sinned...

 

I think I'm going to my bedroom to have a good good stare at all my Mika posters, half of them could be John Mayer! *Faints*

If you ever find yourself not sure who Mika is and what he looks like again, get down on your knees and pray. Pray like youve never prayed before.

you just make me laugh so much...you are the most polerific newbie with a great sense of humour....and now we are even getting a sort of 'holy' agony aunt in you!!! And you are not even female...

 

you are just what my doctor ordered to take away the pain from my skin...

I thank you very much. It takes a lifetime of over indulgence in everything to become so enlightened.

Oh, I feel so ashamed

 

 

 

I have another confession....

 

I ate the haribos when I wasn't meant to... Please forgive me!!!

Whos Haribos were they? and why were you not supposed to eat them.

These are the questions you should ask yourself.

I'm really curious about how you comment on that:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFvAfIg3RKU

 

Absolution possible? Or straight to hell? :roftl:

Well possession is 9/10's of the law so that is wholly forgiveable but the LADIES UNDIES....

Well he is Mika so who am I to judge him:roftl:

i'm sooo soooo glad i wasn't drinking anything at the time i read that! i would have spat it everywhere!! lol surely you have some other stories?!

love you!!! *hugs*

Now, spitting fluid on a PC is nearly unforgivable as it will break and how would you come on here with a soggy computer.

Please be careful.

I... I...

Have never been to a Mika concert!!

I'm doomed am I?

 

AND I mistook John Mayer for Mika!

They have the same curly hair!

I was at 7-11 and flipping through the magazines when I saw the poster of John Mayer. I was like "OMG MIKA!!" My friend was like.. "Retard, thats John Mayer..."

Forgive mee!!

I am afraid you could well be going to hell for the John Mayer identity mix up but on a lighter note your fine with the Mika concert thing as we can't all get to them.

lol, i also have so many things in my pants that i wish to be blessed coz i have not got a clue as to how the hell they got there!!!

I suggest you air them twice a day, and get yourself some pockets or a hand bag.

Is this a weird part of the Mika cult?

Weird but fun.lol:roftl:

I don't change my socks every day

Wash your feet in the font.

I had six mini donuts instead of five....

Tomorrow you may only have 4.

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned

 

 

Sorry... i've always wanted to say that!!

What have you done? Please elaborate.

hey you!!

ok i have a few, i successfully annoyed my best friend to madness and blamed it on someone else, i ate the last chocolate finger in the packet and said it was my brother, i fell over the dog when i was little and that's how i got the bruises all them years ago...

do you want me to carry on??

I'll pray for you and hope Mika will look favourably on you.