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  1. Oh my god, new lyrics leaked!

     

    Just me and my devoted fans

    The chickens don't even know my name

    But they think I'm hot so they play the game

    'Cause everybody knows like duh I'm the man

    This song is about just me and my devoted fans

     

    I just walked off stage, mic still in the hand

    Like a shining star, I even got my own band

    See some fangirls screaming when they see me

    I nod, very slick, smirk and shake my booty

    They all scream: "It's him! Oh my God call my laywer"

    "Candy, over there! It's Leo Sawyer "

    "I swear you're hot, Can I take a picture please?"

    "Oh could you please sign these?"

    And I know all you dudes are jealous

    The chicks just love it when I pet Ella's

    Everybody starts yelling, no matter what age

    They once even threw dirty knickers on the stage

    They all attack me when I walk through the door

    They nibble my ear when I'm lying on the floor

    And the dudes in my band, all just wannabe

    But I'm so hot, ain't no stealing the limelight from me

    Yesterday got a call from Yvonne and Justine

    But I was like whatever and now they think I'm mean

    But I'm a rock star, damnit, my shoes are there

    Now, Andrea, hurry up I want curls in my hair!

     

    The chickens don't even know my name

    But they think I'm hot so they play the game

    'Cause everybody knows like duh I'm the man

    This song is about just me and my devoted fans

     

    You wanna see me take my shirt of don't you?

    Well I might get a cold, but sure it's what I do

    They think my voice is fine, my looks sublime

    I need to get my own talk show on prime time

    They like it when I come out after a gig

    Please don't gimme gifts, money is what I dig

    They all just wanna see my dressing room

    But my mum's like, no, and I leave them in gloom

    When I'm changing my clothes, everybody wants a look

    I think I'm gonna write my own work-out book

    Or maybe I will just write another track

    'Cause I'm the legitimate owner of sexyback

     

    The chickens don't even know my name

    But they think I'm hot so they play the game

    'Cause everybody knows like duh I'm the man

    This song is about just me and my devoted fans

     

    Perez made me this way he said I was the sh*t

    And he was right 'cause I scored hit after hit

    The fans all love me, ya bet it's true

    No, Oprah I won't do an interview with you

    Everybody wants to work with me, even Beck

    Now shut up I'm in the middle of my soundcheck

    Even when I'm sick my rhymes are still slick

    Yo mama likes me just like your uncle Nick

    There ain't no telling me off

    You either wanna do me or you can f**k off

     

    Why do they all underestimate what I can?

    Holy Crap! Shirley I see a blue M&M!

    I do kinda have a lotta stalkers

    But I prefer them over Nordic Walkers

    My clips are great, I don't need suggestions

    Now back off with your sexuality questions

    Who cares? I'm so good, where to start?

    Yeah yeah Simon Cowell still is a retard

    Anyway, I'm the sexiest man in the industry

    Put me next to Usher and Justin, everybody picks me

    I don't need to get buff

    I get love letters like from Humphrey with love

     

    The chickens don't even know my name

    But they think I'm hot so they play the game

    'Cause everybody knows like duh I'm the man

    This song is about just me and my devoted fans

     

    The hottest man in the world

    That's me

    Mika

     

     

    :roftl::roftl::roftl:

  2. I've just been to London...

    Short conversation with the tube crew member:

    Me: Excuse me, what's the fastest way from here to Picadilly Circus?

    Tube crew member: You need to change for Victoria line at South Kensington.

    Me: SOUTH KENSINGTON??!!:mf_lustslow: WITH PLEASURE:naughty:

    Tcm looks concerned...

    Me... when already at S.Kensington station inspects everyone on the platform, going in and out of the train...and leaves disappointed...:no:

  3. Yes, I did watch it yesterday! Brian Jouber is definitely fantastic and I was positively surprised that it was the end of the Russian domination. I always preferred the French/Italian style.

    We had a fantastic couple Dorota Zagorska/Mariusz Siudek a few years ago and now they run a figure scating school for children in my hometown!!!! I might consider having children just for the sake of signing them up to that school:roftl:

    And I myself loooooooove scating and have many possibilities in winter!!! Great sport, I recommend to everyone!

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