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    Bad Song Lyrics

    in General Chin Wagging

    Posted

    Rammstein-Pussy

     

    Too big, too small,

    Size does matter after all.

    Zu groß, zu klein,

    Er könnte etwas größer sein.

     

    Mercedes-Benz und Autobahn,

    Alleine in das Ausland fahren,

    Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnügen

    Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben

     

    Just a little bit...

    Just a little bitch!

     

    You've got a pussy,

    I have a dick,

    So what's the problem?

    Let's do it quick.

    So take me now before it's too late

    Life's too short, so I can't wait.

    Take me now, oh don't you see,

    I can't get laid in Germany.

     

    Too short, too tall,

    Doesn't matter, one size fits all.

    Zu groß, zu klein,

    Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein.

     

    Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr?

    Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr!

    Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut,

    steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut!

     

    Just a little bit...

    Be my little bitch!

     

    You've got a pussy,

    I have a dick,

    So what's the problem?

    Let's do it quick!

    So take me now before it's too late

    Life's too short, so I can't wait.

    Take me now, oh don't you see,

    I can't get laid in Germany.

     

    Germany!

     

    Germany!

     

    You've got a pussy,

    I have a dick,

    So what's the problem?

    Let's do it quick!

     

    You've got a pussy,

    I have a dick,

    So what's the problem?

    Let's do it quick!

     

    You've got a pussy,

    I have a dick,

    So what's the problem?

    Let's do it quick!

    So take me now before it's too late

    Life's too short, so I can't wait.

    Take me now, ooh don't you see,

    I can't get laid in Germany

     

    :aah: :aah: :aah:

    They're HILARIOUS!!! :roftl: :roftl: :roftl:

    Polarkreis 18

    in Other Artists

    Posted

    Oh, don't worry, I just wanted to know whether you like my present.

    There's only one. Or maybe none, lol (like I said before, maybe he's just sneaky). But definitely not more than one.

    My questions are all not that easy to answer, otherwise it wouldn't be that much fun! But this one is really easier I think.

     

    Have you seen the concert on TV last week? It was really short, maybe 10 minutes, I think you can imagine I was pissed. As we say in German, verarschen kann ich mich auch selber!

     

    BTW, what does zgodnica mean?

    Of course we love your presence!Every friend of PK18 is our friend too :mf_rosetinted::roftl:

    Oh,well...Uwe maybe?

    Haha,right,they're not easy,but I love those quizzes :roftl: I found out some fun facts about the guys :thumb_yello:

    I love that sentence in German :roftl: no,I haven't seen it.Was it on that chanell you told me about?Arte,I think?If it was,then I couldn't see it anyway,'cause I don't receive it :sad:

    Zgodnica means 'hot guy' :biggrin2:

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